Prostitutes. All credit to the anon who made the story, I just witnessed it. File: -( WEI. 1920x1080, , jpg) Anonymous (ID: BBS story time my way heme hem work
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All credit to the anon who made the story, I just witnessed it

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Anonymous (ID: BBS
story time
my way heme hem work
stops me, asks ifi wanna have a good time
Knotice she already has her hand dawn my pants
back to my place, dent even negotiate prices
Ernter apartment, place is a mess.
Hairty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she leeks disgusted
Oh, my damn rommate is a ******* pig"
prvious i dent have rommate
aready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her
hard immediately, she pulls my dick out and starts kissing the tip
Eevery kiss she leeks up at me
Tell me your name"
Oh., my names anon"
Nice to meet you, anon"
Tell me what i can do fer you, anon"
Eevery kiss gets me murderthon i thought possible
phantasms taking ever as the testosterone runs through my vains
Lick my asshole, baby"
C) k" she says without a moments pause
with my back, now, she keeps kissing me working dawn my dick until she has my right nut in her mouth
aready or net. she licks my grendel and works her way to my asshole
convoying this way tee much
every saftly she slides a finger into my ass
braging boner needs some attention
You know what I really want?"
Oh., well thats gonna cost ya"
still never negotiated any prices
Wwhatever, it will be worth it
insertion commences
the way that feels
skeep thinking about sister
Take that dick, Heather"
did i let that slip
vesiculate the lead of a million leads in her ass
that felt good
risen cum and **** severed cock into her mouth
Knever beiber had i gotten so much satisfaction
nly thing to do now is pay the piper
So what do I ewe ya?"
Anal? Thats HUD"
got to be kidding me, I dent have that kind of maney
Breach into my pocket, pull out a my gat, and tell that whore to read the first letter of every sentence
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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#5 - redwrench (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not even mad.
That was bloody clever.
#14 - nosleep (07/21/2013) [-]
I got a boner for this!
I got a boner for this!
User avatar #7 - dafuckisthisshit (07/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
i wonder how much time is put into posts like this. i mean its a bit different from just ending the post with walk the dinosaur. u have to actually make each sentence start with the letter u need. i dunno maybe i think its harder than it looks cause i suck at writing.
#11 to #7 - SuperSixONE (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh its easy
Pen on paper easy, but with a keyboard
Easy as cake is what im saying
Now, you need some righting tips.
Just so you can expand your grammar
Kindergarten is the turning point on a childs grammar, i heard
Though I doubt you wan't help...
However, if you do, IM me.
Even though im about to go to sleep, Ill reply in time if you message me quick.
Guess Ill turn the light off,
And take my sleeping pill
Maybe even have a glass of hot chocolate
Even though ill probably wake everybody up from the noise of the kettle...
#42 - jinapayne (07/21/2013) [-]
I actually lost it at
>enterthedragon@ You need to login to view this link
#30 - royoten (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#33 - covenantbubble (07/21/2013) [-]
MFW the end.   
12/10, well done OP.
MFW the end.
12/10, well done OP.
#9 - redumbdancy (07/21/2013) [-]
#13 - I Am Monkey (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - oosulley (07/21/2013) [-]
Damn, saw that thread yesterday, KNEW I shoulda screencapped it..
Damn, saw that thread yesterday, KNEW I shoulda screencapped it..
#2 - twi (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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goddamn it
#3 to #2 - rimjobmcgee (07/20/2013) [-]
Pretty much how I felt when I realized, except I'd have shot the gun too
#80 - energytwinkie (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - bontzyb (07/21/2013) [-]
son of a bitch... well done.
son of a bitch... well done.
#54 - optimussum (07/21/2013) [-]
Ain't even mad.

That was terrific.
#92 - immortalfear (07/21/2013) [-]
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#67 - photoninja (07/21/2013) [-]
OH 						****					 EVERYTHING
#84 - kaycie (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
jesus **** the people on 4chan are really getting creative
#47 - lessherpmorederp (07/21/2013) [-]
this is the reason why i start with the last sentence of these ''story times'' nowadays
#77 - weirddark (07/21/2013) [-]
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