Pokemon:saving lives since 1996. . Anonymous (ID: ) Thu) 01: 34: 07 No. 54650216? FIT: School green texts We me sin athletics Hinds overweight, but no biggie Mo Pokemon:saving lives since 1996 Anonymous (ID: ) Thu) 01: 34: 07 No 54650216? FIT: School green texts We me sin athletics Hinds overweight but no biggie Mo
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Thu) 01: 34: 07 No. 54650216?
FIT: School green texts
We me
sin athletics
Hinds overweight, but no biggie
Mohave a mire as a friend in
athletics too
to KB we eeveryone else is a jock
unpeople begin to talk about a
rumor of a huge party
supprisingly, we get invitations
may rolls around
ffriend and I decide to skip party to play and trade
pokemon
adhere was a big orgy
when the next day everyone that went to the
party got STEM
wmm they are no longer fertile
arrow Pokemon saved myself from a serious STD
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - leonhardt
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>School
>Orgies

Did they also inject all the marijuana?
User avatar #11 to #4 - dovakiin
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My highschool was like that.
User avatar #22 to #4 - leobaloy
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in a school near the one i went to, STD for the entire campus was about 40%

that's gross mayne
#28 to #4 - torntrousers
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In my country, we go to school untill we're almost 19
User avatar #58 to #4 - ICEDgrunge
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When I was in High school, every semester the seniors would have a "scavenger hunt" that had the biggest assholes and bitches display how big o' studs and sluts they were. Wasn't hard to learn that a ton of girls got into gangbangs and **** like that. In my freshman year the seniors ended up having a night like the one above. The next class still went at it the next year though.
User avatar #60 to #58 - leonhardt
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Sure they did.
User avatar #61 to #60 - ICEDgrunge
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They sure did.
User avatar #62 to #61 - leonhardt
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Did they smoke all the cocaine, too?
User avatar #63 to #62 - ICEDgrunge
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Dude, they injected marihuanas into their eye sockets.

I'm not trying to convince you. Simply belaying stories of whores from when I was younger.
#75 to #63 - anon id: d1383088
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*relaying. Belaying is when you stop something or secure an object to a holder..
User avatar #94 to #75 - ICEDgrunge
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Thank you, I get those confused often.
#76 to #4 - yuukoku
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I heard about some bitch who took on 8 dudes at one party. They pointed her out and everything. People do some pretty weird things that you only think exists on the internet.
User avatar #9 to #4 - randomwanker
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I heard of a girl who sucked 4 dicks at some party in high school.... I didn't see it myself because I left early tho
User avatar #14 to #9 - rokulda
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>implying you were invited
#17 to #14 - BloodyTurds
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>Implying he didn't leave early to avoid the police catching him masturbating outside the window...
User avatar #144 to #17 - randomwanker
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>implying I didn't get caught and earned the username
User avatar #116 to #9 - captainrattrap
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I would have called her a whore till she killed herself.

Seriously, don't misuse your body like that.
#7 - aluminumfox
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(05/17/2014) [-]
Gotta catch 'em all.
#25 to #7 - anon id: c7d05286
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Did you just...
User avatar #35 to #25 - matrixone
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(05/17/2014) [-]
don't joke about this.
User avatar #96 to #7 - spanishiqiustion
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Im pretty sure you made that up, but I have to ask. Did you get that from sunlightblades youtube channel?
#42 to #7 - megayoming
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Carlos Wins this round
#19 - I Am Monkey
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I've been to 1 party ever and the entire experience can be described by this .gif.    
>Friend drags me to "Halloween Party"   
>Picturing like costumes and ********   
>Take 2 subways and walk 20 minutes to get there   
>Walk in   
>Tiny studio apartment full of 20 people and tons of pot and coke   
>Walk out   
>Walk 20 minutes and take 2 subways home   
>Contemplate life   
>Stick to Xbox Live parties where I belong   
   
God I'm such a faggot
I've been to 1 party ever and the entire experience can be described by this .gif.
>Friend drags me to "Halloween Party"
>Picturing like costumes and ********
>Take 2 subways and walk 20 minutes to get there
>Walk in
>Tiny studio apartment full of 20 people and tons of pot and coke
>Walk out
>Walk 20 minutes and take 2 subways home
>Contemplate life
>Stick to Xbox Live parties where I belong

God I'm such a faggot
#73 to #19 - junahi
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#38 to #19 - minutes
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Looks like you went to a ****** party. If there is a party with your friends or people you get along with great, it's fun as hell. Partys aren't the best thing in the world though.
User avatar #44 to #19 - ieatbengay
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yea that sounds like a **** party even if you like coke

just get more details when you're invited to something so you wont waste time like that,i have a group of friends who do drugs and stuff so i always make to ask what kind of party they're talking about
User avatar #66 to #44 - acemcgunner
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same..
#81 to #19 - dawggz
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I got one too. I only went to 1 house party in my lifetime, I organised a few house parties with max 5 friends after that:   
   
>High School, 9th grade   
>Betafag long hair chubby face only thing missing is a neckbeard   
>Only friends were from my group: A good guy sportsman (can't call him a jock cause he is great), a metalhead, a meth head (we called him that, he is as clean as a whistle - just short-tempered)   
>Get invited to a houseparty because sportsman was invited   
>Come on Chris this will be fun   
>We go there   
>Enter house with our alcohol   
>Put alcohol on table (wasn't much, 1 bottle of vodka smirnoff, 1 bottle of jack daniel's and 2 boxes of beer)   
>5 minutes in (Not ******** you) it disappears (ALL OF IT)   
>We try and find alcohol after   
>NOTHING LEFT   
>Party guy took the alcohol with his friends   
>Told us all to **** off, party is over after 1h   
**** this. Went home with them and played ps and pc and drank until the next day.
I got one too. I only went to 1 house party in my lifetime, I organised a few house parties with max 5 friends after that:

>High School, 9th grade
>Betafag long hair chubby face only thing missing is a neckbeard
>Only friends were from my group: A good guy sportsman (can't call him a jock cause he is great), a metalhead, a meth head (we called him that, he is as clean as a whistle - just short-tempered)
>Get invited to a houseparty because sportsman was invited
>Come on Chris this will be fun
>We go there
>Enter house with our alcohol
>Put alcohol on table (wasn't much, 1 bottle of vodka smirnoff, 1 bottle of jack daniel's and 2 boxes of beer)
>5 minutes in (Not ******** you) it disappears (ALL OF IT)
>We try and find alcohol after
>NOTHING LEFT
>Party guy took the alcohol with his friends
>Told us all to **** off, party is over after 1h
**** this. Went home with them and played ps and pc and drank until the next day.
User avatar #29 to #19 - aherorising
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nah man, you're just looking to fit in somewhere. If those aren't your kinda ppl then don't go there
#79 to #29 - marcury
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An honest and supportive answer from someone on the internet to someone else who denigrated themselves. Thumb for you good sir.
#32 to #19 - opa
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youre no faggot man and i say this as a guy that goes to such parties. Just go where you think is fun thats what counts!   
   
But at least thank the guy/girl who invited you for the invitation and say bye (if you know anyone there that is sober enough to recognize you)
youre no faggot man and i say this as a guy that goes to such parties. Just go where you think is fun thats what counts!

But at least thank the guy/girl who invited you for the invitation and say bye (if you know anyone there that is sober enough to recognize you)
User avatar #12 - muffintime
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Lmao STDs aren't that bad... They're treatable

unless you got the aids...
User avatar #15 to #12 - ImmortalBaconEater
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or the herp
User avatar #20 to #12 - hellomynameisbill
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or the hiv
#80 to #20 - pendeja
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hiv causes aids
#83 to #80 - twentyten
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So really AIDs isn't really an STD then.....?
User avatar #33 to #12 - opa
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or a kid
User avatar #98 to #33 - aadenoto
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They aren't actually that hard to kill
#97 to #33 - notjewelry
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That's still treatable
#2 - captainprincess
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User avatar #10 - BritainUK
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I looked down at my keyboard to verify "supeisingly" was an acceptable typo.
#13 to #10 - hansenthirtysix
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u r fun at parties
User avatar #16 to #13 - I Am Monkey
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Hopefully not that party
#26 to #10 - anon id: 2064a70b
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Casual
#57 - ascendant
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It seems Pokemon can function as effective protection.
#126 - fourchinsbrah
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**fourchinsbrah rolls 33**
#149 to #126 - moneybrasco
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can you tell me the source, please?
User avatar #150 to #149 - fourchinsbrah
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trailer park boys
#148 to #126 - cowcubrub
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Nice dubs.
Nice dubs.
#37 - iammeto
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for everyone to know: when you have sex with someone who as AIDS you have a 3% chance to be infected. (i've learned this at college where i study to be an emergency care giver). i dont know infectieus the STDs in this story are but no way everybody got one
for everyone to know: when you have sex with someone who as AIDS you have a 3% chance to be infected. (i've learned this at college where i study to be an emergency care giver). i dont know infectieus the STDs in this story are but no way everybody got one
User avatar #52 to #37 - playerdous
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User avatar #100 to #37 - levelninetynine
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Clamydia is extremely common and will make you infertile. Also, all you would have to do is suck a dick to catch it.
#134 to #37 - jjohnsonncc
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>Give a legitimate fact based on information actually learned from school
>Gets a ********* of red

I don't understand FJ. Seems like whatever the first vote you get will be what everyone else jumps on.
#146 to #134 - iammeto
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thanks man  you understand!
thanks man you understand!
#40 to #37 - newepic
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but he dident say AIDS though, he just said STD. Could be all kinds of STDs not just aids.
User avatar #39 to #37 - theimmortalbeaver
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The story isn't necessarily true or anything, and that would make it less believable, but it would be statistically possible for everyone at the party to get an STD, just pretty unlikely. I imagine the whole "orgy" bit would change up the 3% statistic quite a bit as well, with a lot more bodily fluids being exchanged between a lot more people than normal.
#85 - qballextraction
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Why not both?
Why not both?
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