Plot Twist. . we 16 the night at Bakehouse eeveryone goes to bed rd sleep on couch and she sleeps in bedroom right next to it ewe stay up fer a while pstart wat
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we 16
the night at Bakehouse
eeveryone goes to bed
rd sleep on couch and she sleeps in bedroom right next to it
ewe stay up fer a while
pstart watching scary movies
knotice she' s acting strange
sshe goes to a rough school so I ask if she took anything
sshe explains she took something (a pill) but wouldnt explain what
countinue movies
sshe gets freaked em and lays her head on my chest
rd figure she went remember so I inch my hand around her
screep up and start rubbing her tits
sshe asks what I' m doing and I stop
sshe then asks why I stopped
sshe turns around and gets on her knees
Merst commencing
wear footsteps hem upstairs
ddon' t care, tee excited
aabout to blow
getting closer
pearents open the deer
wet on the floor
walk the dinasaur
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Submitted: 02/07/2014
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User avatar #2 - tyrson (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
For the love of all things cannabinoid, when you're just going to post text anyway, do it in a black/white format. This soft green on soft pink is hard to read.
User avatar #3 to #2 - wba (02/07/2014) [-]
So you're asking him to spend his time to type this all out for your colorblind ass just so he can get some thumbs, when he could just post a quick screen cap/repost.
User avatar #7 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/16/2014) [-]
i know this is old post but maybe op will preciate
story related; **** ill take to the grave
>be me 17 at lake house family reunion style
>pack like 30 of us into one house
>it's late everyone is asleep
>house is stocked with alcohol
>been pounding beers all night on deck with younger bro cousin
>younger female cousin like 14 or 15 suddenly appears
>already belligerently drunk someone suggests truth or dare game
>female cousin is super conservative 6/10 honor student
>nice ******* rack but kindve prude
>start getting horny from drunkeness
>ask bro cuz to do a sexual dare between us
>the kid worships me so he agrees
>dares us to makeout
>took some convincing but we totally do
>might of got alittle boob action too
>smoke a bowl and go to bed
>mfw i hooked up with my cousin
>mfw i havent seen them since
>mfw im too shameful to have face
#6 - jkaizoku (02/07/2014) [-]
It's been too long since I read a dinosaur green text. Good on you sir
#1 - ohmeghon (02/07/2014) [-]
My jimbos aren't even roofied
My jimbos aren't even roofied
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