Plague Doctor. . 13 Legend of the Home Doctor Anonymous Dress up as plague doctor. swath down street to Mcdonalds. Enter, walk to counter. lot blond gin turns a
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Plague Doctor

13 Legend of the Home Doctor Anonymous
Dress up as plague doctor.
swath down street to Mcdonalds.
Enter, walk to counter.
lot blond gin turns around and screams.
on deep voice.
It-“ DO NOT BE AFRAID. CHILD!"
arms. leap onto counter.
H-( ichoder register and charity jar.
Braise hands into air.
storms in. appears angry.
Kick tat kid' s Mcflurry from hands.
s-“ You are fat. You need not this."
hat to manager. jump from counter,
for door, see on from high school.
has fries, is staring with gaping jaw.
Reprint to her.
banrab her fries. slap her.
shouts, tries to grab hat.
around, slap him across face.
UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
Sparta kick the door..
out of store,
the dinosaur.
sgo home. leave without costume.
to McDonald' s. see sign with mo dogs allowed" stuff.
arses picture of plague doctor with crossroad thing on it.
LLOL,
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Submitted: 10/30/2013
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#6 - tiddycats (10/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"You are fat. You do not need this."
"You are fat. You do not need this."
#4 - kenbizzle (10/31/2013) [-]
MFW "You are fat. You need not this."
#12 - crimsonsplash (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN"
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN"
#20 - mrleopardgecko (10/31/2013) [-]
UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN
UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN
#2 - puremadmentalged (10/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
the play-on-words of the plague have become a pun-demic!
I'm sorry that was awful
User avatar #9 to #8 - puremadmentalged (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah it was just awful, but I made a commitment when I joined funnyjunk to always go down with my post
#21 - tailsx (10/31/2013) [+] (16 replies)
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #6377965 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Unhand me, male of brown skin!
#5 - toastableduckling (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This has to be the least believable story I've read so far.
User avatar #7 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No matter how unbelievable this story is or how many times it's been reposted, I always have to thumb this **** up.
#54 - psyachu (10/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
makes me wonder why nobody mentioned this:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049
User avatar #16 - haseotakaeda (10/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**** it, man, i'm being a plague doctor next halloween and i'm gonna run around yelling "PURRRRIFFFFFY"
Preferably at my local Mcdick's
#68 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #72 to #68 - mustlol (10/31/2013) [-]
Do you know how old this is?
User avatar #43 - leafonthewind (10/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
**leafonthewind rolled user theorangefox ** unhand me male of brown skin!
#46 to #43 - heetlerskeetler (10/31/2013) [-]
he actually is black
#77 - tacogrenade (10/31/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#57 - blisseytheevil (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was a plague doctor at school today! the picture is me.
#78 - artisticotaku (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1. Love this post, it makes me laugh hard every time I see it.

2. This may be a stupid thing to ask, but does anyone have the gif of that white guy that is shirtless while wearing a hat on a couch? He leans back and widens his eyes and it is quite humorous....However I can't find it. Can someone help a FunnyJunker out? Please and thank you. And here are some perfect chocolate chip cookies to whoever can help.
User avatar #58 - askafj (10/31/2013) [-]
I doubt
User avatar #55 - undeadwill (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ignore my profile picture it is not relevant.
User avatar #62 to #55 - badmotorfinger (10/31/2013) [-]
k, then i will.
User avatar #30 - kennyh (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can you imagine kicking over the register? You would have to kick hard enough to rip it free of the bolts that hold it down.
#1 - mightyeagle (10/30/2013) [-]
what a badass
what a badass
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