Piss Pals. . Anonymous (lla: ) (/ 12( Sat) : 03: 45 No. 403635107 [Reply] El l) piss on a plate fl) put it in the freezer 3) wait till late at night when its fr
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Anonymous (lla: ) (/ 12( Sat) : 03: 45 No. 403635107 [Reply] El
l) piss on a plate
fl) put it in the freezer
3) wait till late at night when its frozen
4) take the piss disc offere plate
5) slide it under ' s deer
6) they' ll wake upto a mysterious puddle of piss on
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WOW. this is actually full of potential but
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User avatar #138 - greenstrongworld (09/18/2013) [-]
>grind piss plate into powder
>proceed to sprinkle with moderation
#134 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
Piss doesn't freeze like that. It need's to be really ******* cold or very watered down. The salts and ammonia in piss bring the freezing point down a lot. The best you could get in a home freezer is slushy, runny piss.
User avatar #135 to #134 - eattherich (09/18/2013) [-]
**** that was me. I forgot to log in. Also you can find alot of info about it online from people who have tried to freeze clean piss to transport with them for a drug test. Mithbusters did an episode on flowing piss freezing as well and could not get it to freeze at -70ish fahrenheit.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (09/18/2013) [-]
For more fun, stick the piss disk in a mail slot! =D Now random strangers will have pee in front of their doors.
User avatar #129 - phoenix grinder (09/18/2013) [-]
the number of times this gag has come around on this site makes me feel old
User avatar #127 - mufiapyscho (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 - dizzleboy (09/18/2013) [-]
If they have the dog, they will blame it on the dog and then will most likely be on Dog Whisperer.
User avatar #116 - mtflyer (09/18/2013) [-]
Or just piss under the door?
#108 - youngnigga (09/18/2013) [-]
...Or you could just piss on their floor and not ruin a plate?
...Or you could just piss on their floor and not ruin a plate?
#130 to #108 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
Why would that ruin the plate? Just put it in the dishwasher like everything else. It's not like piss won't come off ceramic with soap and hot water.
#123 to #108 - jestertime (09/18/2013) [-]
Foam plate? They're cheap and perfect for something like this.
User avatar #103 - whereisaname (09/18/2013) [-]
Or you could just piss on the floor....
#114 to #103 - creepyunclebob (09/18/2013) [-]
The assumption is that they have a lock on their door and you want the puddle to be inside their room so they can't explain it.
User avatar #141 to #114 - whereisaname (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh,that would be very...strange to find.
#101 - fuckoatmeal ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Silent Killers ** your moms fw piss plate on the counter
#93 - gingerjew **User deleted account** (09/17/2013) [-]
I wish all instructions rhymed like this
User avatar #90 - coloradokush (09/17/2013) [-]
Urine doesnt freeze. Trust me. Ive tried.
#89 - Classic (09/17/2013) [-]
YFW u cant get it under the door
YFW u cant get it under the door
User avatar #136 to #89 - iamaniceperson (09/18/2013) [-]
So... if this happens... what do you do with a frozen puddle of piss?
User avatar #140 to #136 - SethDaKiDIIx (09/18/2013) [-]
eat it.
#88 - xerxic (09/17/2013) [-]
Bonus points if you can convince someone to eat off the piss plate.
User avatar #81 - UberAndrew (09/17/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, piss on their floor.

Just saying.
#133 to #81 - hodgetops (09/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, you again
User avatar #86 to #81 - Shitthatscrazy (09/17/2013) [-]
Just cause your limp dick can fit under a door and piss like a drinking fountain doesn't mean it si something to be proud of
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User avatar #105 to #84 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
Don't the same rules apply for the piss disk too?
User avatar #110 to #105 - capslockrage (09/18/2013) [-]
No, retard, that's why you slide it under the door.
User avatar #111 to #110 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm retarded? What kind of an African mud shack do you live in where there's enough room under your the door that goes into your house that you have enough room to slide a plate shaped piss popsicle under?
User avatar #113 to #111 - capslockrage (09/18/2013) [-]
You can't slide 1/8th of an inch under your door?
User avatar #115 to #113 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
First of all, no. I also don't have a plate that is only 1/8th of an inch. Plates aren't generally just flat surfaces, and if they are, how do you hold the piss on them?
User avatar #117 to #115 - capslockrage (09/18/2013) [-]
What? you don't have to fill up the entire plate, you would just fill up the bottom, so that the piss is just a disc

how could you possibly imagine it any other way
User avatar #118 to #117 - Dwarf (09/18/2013) [-]
"Fill the plate up with piss."
User avatar #120 to #118 - capslockrage (09/18/2013) [-]
Also it says "piss on a plate" in the content, so I don't know how that applies
User avatar #119 to #118 - capslockrage (09/18/2013) [-]
Ok, but assuming it didn't work they would probably end up not filling it with piss, that wasn't the key detail.
#78 - Sinless (09/17/2013) [-]
>Piss on a plate
>Put another plate on top of it
>You now have an iced piss halo
>People will be in awe at the perfect ring of piss on the floor
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#73 - bdowns (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #73 - vgmddg (09/17/2013) [-]
You needed to go to university to learn how to pee on a plate?
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