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Picky eating

HIS BIT "III!
TEN
on No. 7232700 21 hours ago
Can we have a picky eater thread?
THIS filly"
week ago at Christmas
at the house for dinner
of stuff there, and I made a lasagna
picky eaters coming
doesn' t eat anything she "doesn' t
like," particularly those things she' s never
******* tried before
Liittle brother doesn' t eat anything aside
from Mcdonalds and the odd reheated
****** soup or microwave chicken
told that he loves lasagna, and
figured it would be a safe dish for
everyone
Bering the food out and he doesn' t touch
anything, just stares at it on his plate
takes a piece of lasagna and pokes at
it for a while
Did you put pepper in this?!"
Yeah"
stares at it for a while more and then
gets this ******* scowl on his face, gets up
with his plate, and he throws it right in the
garbage
Doakes all my willpower not to get up and
strangle him
later tells me "Oh, he doesn' t like
black pepper."
Not the first time it happened either.
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#1 - dalokan (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh you have no ******* idea

>Sisters come home from school
>Decide to wipe up some lunch for them
>Decide to make mashed potatoes, rice and porkchops
>Second sister tells me to put garlic in the mashed potatoes
>Tell her no, nobody will eat it and it tastes gross
>Third sister joins her too, basically push me away from the stove and put garlic in the potatoes
>I serve them
>"Ew, the mashed potatoes taste like garlic, I don't wanna lol"
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#94 to #1 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
If anything that's your fault for not knowing how to deal with kids/not staying trong to your original point (althought I guess it depends on the age of the kids). I mean at least now you know.
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#100 to #94 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
It's bad parenting. ****** parents can't deal with their kid when she has a tantrum, so they give in "just this one time". And the kid learns that acting like a cunt until she gets her way works. And she keeps doing it and the parents keep giving in until she's a teenager with the maturity of a 5 year old who's likely never had to eat a meal she didn't like her whole life.

Going to be fun watching them when they enter the real world.
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#73 to #1 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
its your fault!
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#148 to #1 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
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#87 to #1 - krayon (01/06/2016) [-]
**krayon used "*roll picture*"**
**krayon rolled image** If someone wiped my lunch I wouldn't eat it other.
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#91 to #1 - verycoolcat ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I cook for a living, and would of turned into gordon ramsay right there... 'GTFO!'
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#123 to #1 - twentyseconds (01/06/2016) [-]
i hope you did wipe with their food because of all the **** they pulled.
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User avatar #44 to #1 - Dakafal (01/06/2016) [-]
Not putting garlic in your mashed taters. ***** why you want bland taters.
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User avatar #57 to #44 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
butter and milk are what you should use and sauce gives it taste that and butter.
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User avatar #59 to #1 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
If it was me I would have eaten all of it and licked the plate
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User avatar #60 to #59 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
<3
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#71 to #60 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Have you ever eaten a heart before?
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User avatar #72 to #71 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
There's a dish back in my country where we grab beef heart, chop up the soft meat and eat it as shish-kebabs.

We call them anticuchos
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User avatar #76 to #72 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh You can eat my cazzo right now baby
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User avatar #77 to #76 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
S-stop
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User avatar #80 to #77 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh now now , don't be picky
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User avatar #81 to #80 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
Mom told me not to speak to strangers
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User avatar #83 to #81 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Well your mother obviously doesn't know about love at first sight
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#85 to #84 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You need to follow your heart Dalo-chan , love thy tarabostes neighbour
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#86 to #85 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
No homo
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#88 to #86 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
IIe , anata wa on'nanokodesu! ********* Dalo-chan!
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User avatar #179 to #85 - smaaen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
What's the picture from?

Not to break your bromance.
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User avatar #149 to #72 - meambob (01/06/2016) [-]
beef heart is ******* god-tier meat, so hard to find in the states
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User avatar #134 to #72 - putinlover (01/06/2016) [-]
We have a similar thing, where we take a chickens heart, kidneys, liver and other stuff, then we fry it with some onion. Tastes ******* amazing.
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#153 to #71 - cackrel (01/06/2016) [-]
**cackrel used "*roll picture*"**
**cackrel rolled image**Yeah, they're pretty good.
Have you ever eaten sheep testicles?
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#155 to #153 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
**tarabostes used "*roll picture*"**
**tarabostes rolled image** No , have you ever eaten CRACKERS??
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#156 to #155 - cackrel (01/06/2016) [-]
White people? Yeah.
I like them roasted.
Faggot.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - cackrel (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not a cannibal ****** .
Dark meats are worse for you then white meats.
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#161 to #158 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You secretly love the darkmeat you lil bitch
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#163 to #161 - cackrel (01/06/2016) [-]
Perhaps. But it is nothing compared to my love for onions.
I need to eat 5 onions a day to summon the dark god.
To summon the one and only.
Our lord and savior.
Shrek.
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#165 to #163 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Come here lad *****
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#105 to #71 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
stop reposting so much
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User avatar #152 to #1 - zombifier (01/06/2016) [-]
garlic mashed taters is ******* amazing, doesn't even need a dressing
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#93 to #1 - tegg (01/06/2016) [-]
**tegg used "*roll picture*"**
**tegg rolled image**Why make two starches for one protein?
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User avatar #7 to #1 - oneupforme (01/05/2016) [-]
Garlic potatoes are amazing though.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
Rice AND potatoes? What?
Why two side-dishes?
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#3 to #2 - dalokan (01/05/2016) [-]
Why not?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
Dunno, it's just that normally it's always been one side-dish per meal for me.
Especially for some simple meal.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - grimfuck (01/05/2016) [-]
that sounds so depressing... im sorry your meals are so lacking
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User avatar #9 to #5 - awesomedewd (01/06/2016) [-]
My meals are well-rounded enough.
Side dishes are honestly just a side and not that important.
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#20 to #9 - blahbloo (01/06/2016) [-]
but... how do you get a protein with carb/starch and a veggie with only on side? I suppose you could do a potato/cauliflower mash combo and then youd only need one side....
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User avatar #42 to #20 - awesomedewd (01/06/2016) [-]
Potato (in any form), rice and pasta are the things I consider side-dishes. of course there are some more, but these are the most common
Meat is main.

If none of these contain veggies in them, I just add a salad to the dish.

If I feel hardcore, I even add a salad if there are already veggies in my meal.
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User avatar #56 to #42 - thethirddoctor (01/06/2016) [-]
Seems like we've adapted the exact same philosophy. Good on ya.
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#32 to #3 - sleepehz (01/06/2016) [-]
**sleepehz used "*roll picture*"**
**sleepehz rolled image**Bro. rule of thumb for a meal should be one meat, one starch, one grain, one veggie.

you be disrespecting yourself double downing on that starch playa. Hit them with those saute veggies. It cures the bitch right up every time.
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User avatar #130 to #3 - belshir (01/06/2016) [-]
i recognize that face, where is this from?
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#26 to #3 - halcyonix (01/06/2016) [-]
Where's this from?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - dalokan (01/06/2016) [-]
Chinese porn manga
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#28 to #27 - halcyonix (01/06/2016) [-]
May I have the source of said Chinese porn manwha?
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User avatar #171 to #33 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Hey, I made that WebM.

Neat!
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User avatar #58 to #33 - thethirddoctor (01/06/2016) [-]
>2016
>Not using Bing.
Is Wheezy even trying?
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User avatar #173 to #58 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Google is the true master race.
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User avatar #15 to #3 - bombadealar (01/06/2016) [-]
First two side dishes is realy unusual and doenst realy fit. Why would you want that.
Second who the **** puts garlic into mashed potatoes.

Before you say something no this is not an attack on your persona and no even though it sounds like it it is not ill minded but seriously garlic in mashed potatoes. Ok Ive seen what americans call cooking or baking. You can get diabetis from eating bread over there.

Next Time put on a friendly smile say **** you bitch I cook you something you either say thanks and eat or you ******* cook your own **** .
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#23 to #15 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
You chop off the top of a garlic clove. Coat in olive oil and place in tin foil. Once in tin foil wrap up and place in the oven at about 375 degree F or 190 C let that bake for like 30 mins until its squishy. Squeeze out all the garlic, you know its done when it comes out almost like yogurt.
Mash (potatoes typically 3-4 large potatoes) Add butter, the garlic, sour cream (optional) or a splash of milk, salt pepper stir. Bam Garlic mash potatoes. Russets are great for this but Red potatoes are nice to.
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#24 to #23 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
It will be ACTUAL garlic mash potatoes. If you just chop up garlic and toss them in it will be terrible. Baking them helps blend the flavor into the potatoes and makes the taste more consistent
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#98 to #24 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I've been using it raw for 12 ******* years with no cooking whatsoever and it is amazing. Cooking it gets rid of all the flavor, its for people that like the garlic flavor but not the spice as well. For women and children
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User avatar #37 to #2 - sinonyx (01/06/2016) [-]
sure you mean "two starches"
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User avatar #8 to #2 - strigt (01/06/2016) [-]
You must not live deep enough in the American South.
Once I had potatoes, corn, rice, and bread in the same meal.
I don't recommend it unless you don't want to eat for the next day.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - awesomedewd (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't live in america at all.

That's one concern I have though, if you cook more than one side dish per meal, it'll normally be so much that even a family of 4 (which is the case in my family) will have enough left-over for another day or two.
But we all rather eat it freshly cooked.
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User avatar #16 to #10 - bombadealar (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah normaly the only reason to cook to side dishes is if your in a big group and somebody doesnt like rise for example so you make a bowl of nuddles or tatoes.
but well murica I gues no wonder they get fat if they only eat carbs with carbs
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#19 to #16 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
>doesn't like rice
If I met someone like that I would strangle them.
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#51 to #19 - mewtastic (01/06/2016) [-]
Rice tastes like **** , every kind, in almost any combo. Bring it ****** .
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#6 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Not mine, but I'll ******* tell you.

>Secretary colleague invited friend over for dinner.
>She decides to ring her up to see what she likes, since she's ******* picky (only eats junk like take-out, french fries, the works).
>They settle on chicken filet.
>Colleague makes dinner, dices up the filet, spices them and fries them.
>Friend comes over, they chat, then go to eat.
>Dinner served, friend looks at it.
>"Oh, no, I don't like diced chicken, I only eat whole filets.

We still can't believe she's still friends with this immature walking blob. Mind you, she's fat, and calls herself a vegetarian. That's right, a self-proclaimed vegetarian who's fine eating chicken.
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#121 to #6 - jdizzleoffthehizzl ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Look I'm a vegetarian and I'm ok with eating chicken....and pork.....and beef......really anything but fish
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#141 to #121 - Fgner (01/06/2016) [-]
Ah yes, the inverted pescatarian.
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#14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I went to Japan for study abroad and one of the people in the group was this extraordinarily ugly fat bitch who was the dumbest weeaboo I have ever seen. Entire trip she ate nothing but McD's and if anyone gave her anything to eat she's pretend to eat it, spit it out later, and if you had the gall to serve her anything out of the ordinary like *gasp* grilled salmon she'd take a little bite and then pretend to gag and vomit. Seriously, what the **** . The Japanese take a slightly ludicrous amount of pride in their culture so I hope they weren't too insulted.
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#17 to #14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes, alot of pride. Pearl Harbour for the win! Lets not forget, how they treat prisoners of war. My relatives were killed as a prisoner of war. Many tortured to death.

ALL hail the great Japanese culture.
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User avatar #47 to #17 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
He's talking about food and social etiquette you ******* .
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User avatar #62 to #47 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Ohayo Gozaimasu
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User avatar #50 to #17 - oosulley (01/06/2016) [-]
Pity you weren't a POW too Anon...
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#55 - gigaidan (01/06/2016) [-]
>Be at birthday party.
>Everyone around 12-13 years old.
>Most popular dish: mini sandwiches with deviled ham, pink sauce (mayo + ketchup + mustard) and shredded hard cheese (something like Parmesan, but less dry, white and a little more salty) I know how it sounded like, shut up .
>Best friend loves them.
>Eats like 50 of those.
>She asks me what are in them.
>Tell her.
>Makes a disgusted face and trows away the one she was currently eating.
>"eww, I hate white cheese"
>mfw
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#66 to #55 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
What the **** ? It's delicious
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#43 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
This is why I'm glad my family has a "Don't like it? Make your ******* own." policy, since everyone can cook. Rarely matters on the holidays, since I'm usually the one making Christmas dinner and I surpassed my teacher years ago, but it's still there and it prevents a lot of conflicts.
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User avatar #34 - yellowcardraiden (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm a pretty picky eater and I've been trying my hardest on stopping that , but in no way would I ever do that. That's just a cunt move.
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#117 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
****** kids behaving badly thread and getting karma for it post?
****** kids behaving badly thread and getting karma for it post!

>Be me, 16
>Going out to the park to play some frisbee with my youngest sister, she's 7
>Play frisbee, having fun
>Snotty Mac Bitch Bug pops up, girl she hates that goes to the same school, except she's 12, right at the age where the cute kid stage ends and the bitchy teenager years start
>Snotty intercepts frisbee before my sister gets it and tells her she's too ugly to play
>Sister reaches out to snatch frisbee back, not replying, Snotty hits my sister on her mouth with it
>Get instantly mad
>Like really mad
>Really ******* mad
>Charge her, adrenaline rush complete, saw my baby sister going down with blood gushing down her face (turned out later she bit her tongue, hence the massive but fairly harmless bleeding)
>Pick Snotty up, she screams 'you can't hit a girl'
>Launch Snotty as if I were a Soviet scientist who had to launch Kosmonaut into space through physical force or else family gets sent to Gulag and I get killed for the glory of the Motherland
>Snotty gets sent flying, crashes through the foliage of many thorns and nettles and anything that makes up that **** that grows next to those ditches around Belgian farmland
>Snotty crashes into the dirty sewer water, screaming slowly turns to crying
>Check on sister, she's just sitting there, obviously grinning despite her hands pinned against her bleeding lips
>Decide it's been a day and go home, tell story to parents

The next day her mum attempted to ram our door in with the police. Sadly enough for her my dad had taken us to the police the day before, showed the damage to my sister's face, and had me tell the whole story. Turned out that one of the officers on the station's daughter had been bullied by Snotty too, so we got a lot of unexpected support here and they told us that if we wanted we could file a complaint. My dad said that it was just kids misbehaving and preferred to drop the matter.

Snotty's mum tirade was met with a skin-blistering storm of insults my mum threw at her for her daughter's behavior. Police was standing behind Snotty and her mum, doing their damned best not to laugh. Snotty's mum calms down somewhat, realizing she's not having much of a chance to get anything out of it (getting nettled, a few thorns and splashed into dirty water doesn't weigh up against a smashed lip), and tries to make me apologize.
"Sure, if she apologizes to my sister."

Snotty looks at us for a second or two, then kicks my shin.
Dad decided to file a complaint right there and then.

I do not have an image that does it justice, hence the lack of a MFW.

This may or may not be utter ******** fabricated purely for FJ's reading pleasure.
Credit of this message goes to Insane Freak, who is for some reason blocked from posting. No clue why.
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#125 to #117 - afaik (01/06/2016) [-]
No image is needed. I don't even care if it's true or not; it was just enjoyable to read.
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#167 to #125 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Then I have served my purpose.

I've got a boatload of these though. Real and fake, but I really need to start getting more time so I can do a proper comp of them.
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User avatar #172 to #117 - meganinja ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
That's ******** .

But I believe it.
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User avatar #29 - geothermal ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I made ******* steak tacos 2 days ago, nice steak tacos, i was preparing the meat to be perfect for grilling for a whole day. I grill the meat to medium-rare, we're talking tender meat for tacos here, its not going to be well done, **** that.
I got out nice avacados, lime wedges, even fancy mexican cheese crumbles, jalapenos, and cilantro. Everything you could need for a good steak taco.

"i dont eat rare meat"
"i dont like steak"
"i hate tortillas, i only eat tacos with soft shells"

And thats how i kicked out 15 family members from my house and ate 4 pounds of steak tacos over the past few days.
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User avatar #38 to #29 - unikornking ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
What the **** , seriously those are the last things I can imagine someone not liking a part of that meal. I myself don't like vegetables and then seeing that they complain about steak and hard shell, ???
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User avatar #74 to #29 - zoidz (01/06/2016) [-]
I can understand the rare meat part, some people aren't fond of it or had bad experience with it, I completely avoid it, I don't want to experience those 6 days of bathroom ever again.
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#75 to #29 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Tortillas are soft shells
Punch them
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User avatar #131 to #29 - thetoxicketchup (01/06/2016) [-]
Rare is the best. I'll eat a steak cooked any way, but well done is for plebs.
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User avatar #18 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm a picky eater, and I can't ******* stand people who are cunts to people just for being picky.

I was really sick as a child and had stomach problems, as a baby I was on a feeding tube. I remember the majority of my childhood was throwing up because my body just wasn't used to solids, then when it was I just associated most foods with throwing up (and still do).

Whenever I'm offered food that I do not want, I always very politely say "no thank you". But people can't ******* accept that, I get so many ******* comments on how I eat.
"Just try it, it's nice"
"You're such a picky eater"
"Why don't you try something new for once?" Which annoys me more than anything, because up until 5 years ago I had never eaten meat. I had survived on 2 pieces of toast a day. Now I can order a burger, even if it is without salad or sauce.

I've even had people go as far as shoving food in my face. When I eat incredibly small, plain meals I'm just the talk of the table. Suddenly everybody gives a **** that I don't have sauce on my fries, like they're the ones who have to eat it. People act disgusted and angry at me for it.

I've been trying so hard to eat new foods, and I'm still making so much progress. But it's so offputting to have people staring at me as they're nudging some strange food towards me in a public place expecting me to eat it. It makes me so nervous, I don't want to throw up in front of everyone but at the same time I don't want to look rude.
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#97 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
I've gone through a similar situation, but on a much lesser scale.
When I was about 6 or 7 I began to have terrible stomach pains everyday, preventing me from eating/ wanting to eat, because if I did, I would become extremely nauseous. My family took me to doctors and I underwent many tests, but all came back negative. My family didn't understand that even though the tests were negative, I was still in pain. I figured out that if I ate very small amounts of food, I wouldn't feel nauseous. My family also didn't understand this, even though I explained this to them several times. The people in my family are very big eaters, and food is important to them. They began calling me a picky eater, commenting on my small meals, and they once began a conversation about how the most annoying people ever are picky eaters in front of me. In school, the teacher read a book to us about picky eating, and how we "should just try". The pains stopped for a while, but 3 or 4 years later, they started up again, this time along with headaches. My parents wouldn't take me to see a doctor, because I "had already been tested for everything". Almost everyday I had headaches accompanied with nausea, preventing me from concentrating and eating. My parents became more and more frustrated, and told me that if I didn't eat, I would end up in the hospital like another family member at that time, to try and scare me into eating. It didn't work.
I should mention that both these times, my parents were frequently verbally abusing eachother and sometimes myself.
One of my parents friends recommended I see a counsellor. I saw her once a month for 2 years, my parents eventually divorced, and I stopped being in so much pain.
But I can agree that if people don't eat something solely because they don't like it, it can be more than a little frustrating.
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User avatar #119 to #18 - silverostrich (01/06/2016) [-]
People get mad because usually its people who don't even try to eat new foods (spoiled kids etc.) this doesn't apply to you because, as you said, you try very hard to eat new food. Other people don't know this however and probably just assume you're some whiny ass spoiled bitch ass ****** .
tl:dr Sucks to be you, but people will probably always get mad at picky eaters
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#124 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
just try new foods its nice, you sound like a picky eater. why dont you try new foods?
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#176 to #18 - brutaii (01/06/2016) [-]
**brutaii used "*roll picture*"**
**brutaii rolled image** Reminds me of that one time when I ate hotdogs and puked all night. It took me some time before I could manage to eat another hotdog.
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User avatar #206 to #176 - kegget (01/07/2016) [-]
American pancakes get me the worst. I ate some before having a horrendous stomach bug and I can't smell them without becoming nauseas.
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#181 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
You sound like a weak little girl who couldn't last more than 4 hrs of work in a forest.

Someone gives you an axe and ya sweat for 5 minutes then pretend to die because you never excercise and your average energy consumption is so little you only need 2 pieces of toast to survive a DAY.

I know weedlings like you. Sitting on their computers all day, moving minimal amounts and its not a surprise you're an oldfag on this site.

//inb4 "but muh childhood habits" - they taught an 8 y/o girl who never ate before (feeding tube kid) to eat in one week. She ate ALL solid kinds of foods as 10. Even little girls have stronger mindset than you.
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User avatar #205 to #181 - kegget (01/07/2016) [-]
You didn't even read my comment. I used to survive on two piece of toast a day, and yes I had very little energy.

Nowadays I eat 3 meals a day, I go to college, I boulder and go the gym 3 times a week. Willing to bet you're some fat **** who was bullied in school and that's why you put on some tough-guy persona on the internet.
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#92 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
you are a ******* pussy, stop trying to be a fcking victim and eat your plate clean
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#120 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
******* retard, why is this being thumbed up?
You didn't even give a reason to why you don't eat things out of your so very small pool of "ok food to eat".

Anon cause no account (thought i'd clarify that since you **** only care about users).
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#122 to #120 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Sorry m8, just read your little eye thingy.
Why don't just say that to the people/"cunts" (it's you who sound like a judgmental cunt btw) who judge you? Like a basic ******* person.
Instead of not explaining it to them and just go "urgh, cunts they don't understand, ******* judgmental people.

Pic related, it's you.
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User avatar #164 to #122 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
Explained below, I don't like talking about it. If I explain why i have issues with eating, and much much i've progressed, it just carries on the conversation. Then I have people trying to "help" by shoving food at me.

I just decline food. I don't see a problem with that, I'm always polite. I don't see why I need a reason to, and why people are so interested in how I eat.

Funny thing is, it's always fat ***** who go weird with me over it while I'm clinically healthy despite health problems in the past.
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User avatar #190 to #18 - gowge (01/06/2016) [-]
This hits so close to home. I've never met anyone who feels the same way as me on this front before.
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#36 to #18 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
If you actually had a medical condition, just explain that to people who get irritated. However, just refusing food that people offer you without even a basic explanation is kinda rude, especially if it's something they made
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User avatar #160 to #36 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
I have before, and it just makes people "try to help" by shoving more food at me. I don't like talking about it, it makes me nervous.

Instead I just avoid going out for dinner with new people. If people offer me food, I decline. But some people give me food regardless, which is incredibly awkward.
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User avatar #39 to #36 - admiralen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Not really
Everyone has **** they dont like
If people served you poop, would you eat it?
No? you would say i dont like poop
Dont be a ******* retard, why should you force yourself to eat something that you dont like
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#96 to #39 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
comparing food with actual ****

how ******* autistic are you?
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User avatar #199 to #96 - admiralen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Then why dont you just stick to eating ramen and rice?
Theyre cheap and they cost less
Taste isnt a part of food to you apparantly
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#114 to #39 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
A) ingesting feces can give you diseases, so I would explain to them that I didn't think that eating **** would be safe for me or them. It's false equivalence, though, because no sane person considers feces to be a foodstuff.
B) I force myself to eat foods I don't like because I am a polite and mature enough to understand that if someone put effort into preparing food for me, I should be appreciative and grateful enough to eat it.

Of course, if eating a certain type of food would have a direct negative impact on your health, there is absolutely nothing wrong with refusing food. You just need to be polite and explain to the people serving you that you have a condition. If eating a food would have no negative impact on your health, then just eat it. "Ew it's icky" stopped being a valid excuse for not eating something at approximately the same time your age reached the double digits, if not long before.
Maybe your upbringing was different from mine, but I learned early to appreciate food for much more than the flavor. When someone prepares you food, it is a sign that they care for and appreciate you. Refusing their food outright over something as minor as taste is no different than spitting in the face of that love and appreciation. Besides, indicating to people what you do and don't like beforehand is a simple way of avoiding having to eat foods you don't like altogether.
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User avatar #200 to #114 - admiralen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
You sound like youre poor and can only eat **** that tastes bad
Or youre a total bitch who thinks its better for people to have you suffer forcing down things you dont like every time youre there instead of just not eating the thing you dislike
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User avatar #25 to #18 - Aro (01/06/2016) [-]
I really understand you. Going to other's houses is a nightmare as well, cause you really have to push yourself to eat one food enough so that you don't look like an asshole.
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User avatar #166 to #25 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd literally just starve when I go to other peoples houses. They offer me something and I just say "no thanks, i've already eaten."

Still, people seem offended by that.
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#21 to #18 - Sterski (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
brother...
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User avatar #46 to #18 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
The best is when people still try to get you to eat foods you already tasted and don't like. "Just try it, it's made differently than last time" Bitch if your mushrooms tasted and had the texture ofl shoe soles the last time it will taste like shoe soles again no matter what you tell me.
Find your own strange foods. Like I discovered fries with cranberry jam are the **** (thank you IKEA) and when people judge for "being picky" for not liking ketchup on my fries I judge them for refusing to try glorious jam fries.
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#61 to #46 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd give you my mushroom if you know what I mean ;)
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User avatar #168 to #46 - kegget (01/06/2016) [-]
I've had the exact same with mushrooms. Literally only had to try them once to know that I do not like that gross **** .
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User avatar #174 to #168 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
It's the texture, right? (or the (lack of) taste)
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#192 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
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User avatar #35 - SonofChuck (01/06/2016) [-]
I have a brother who did something like that once with my Grandmothers food, he even moved the trash out of the way to hide it at the bottom of the trash can so she wouldn't know. She knew, she found it and she put it back on his plate and made him eat it all. He never tried that again.
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User avatar #41 to #35 - Einsty (01/06/2016) [-]
Pretty unsanitary, but no doubt educational.
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#188 - removekimchi (01/06/2016) [-]
i have cousins that loathe cheese

they don't even eat pizza

they think my BEAUTIFUL HOMEMADE ALFREDO IS GROSS
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User avatar #195 to #188 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
WHO THE **** DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA OMG
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User avatar #197 to #195 - removekimchi (01/06/2016) [-]
they're wierd i tell ya
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User avatar #198 to #197 - ogthegreat (01/06/2016) [-]
CLEARLY
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User avatar #22 - Sterski (01/06/2016) [-]
I tried sushi for the first time today and had to struggle not to vomit as I did it.
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#126 to #22 - spinaltap (01/06/2016) [-]
GIF
It can help to start out with cooked sushi, things like shrimp tempura rolls. something like a crab salad roll might also be good. My favorite roll contains raw tuna but they fry the roll creating a bit of crunch on the outside and partially cooking the inside. gif unrelated
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User avatar #132 to #22 - thetoxicketchup (01/06/2016) [-]
Try Unagi. It's pretty great. It's cooked so you shouldn't have too much trouble with it.
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User avatar #45 to #22 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
It's usually really weird when you first try it and ofc not everyone likes it, it's okay. Also when they put too much fish in there it can taste too mushy. I'm gonna get stoned but my favourite sushi is actually made with cucumber )or crab( instead of fish, it tastes so fresh and ripe.
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User avatar #64 to #45 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd let you taste my pink shrimp ;p
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User avatar #31 to #22 - anointedbyfire (01/06/2016) [-]
Was it poorly prepared or did you have to overcome the psycological thing that it's raw?
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User avatar #65 to #31 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You need more spices b0ss
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User avatar #40 to #31 - admiralen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Do you even have tastebuds?
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User avatar #102 to #40 - anointedbyfire (01/06/2016) [-]
Do you mean how can I eat raw fish and not throw up my lungs
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User avatar #201 to #102 - admiralen ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Everyone has different tastebuds, what tastes good to you might taste like **** to someone else
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User avatar #202 to #201 - anointedbyfire (01/06/2016) [-]
True, I myself hate squash so your point rings home a bit
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User avatar #11 - TheNorwegian (01/06/2016) [-]
At christmas my little brother ate tacos without meat, just cheese and salad. so basicly a ***** wrap. And my little sister ate turkey. But she removed the middle and outer layer of the meat. So she ate 1/9 of the turkey and threw the rest away. I wanted to slap my whole family! My mother for letting them turn out like that my step father for encouraging them and my siblings for being little ***** about food... When i was little my mother would make me sit at the table till my food was eaten up and if i threw away, she would make me eat 2 times more than i originally was going to eat.
I neede to get that off my chest
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User avatar #95 to #11 - zioken (01/06/2016) [-]
Not really related but your little brother reminded me of how I ate the tacos at school, since I didn't/don't eat beef I just poured taco sauce on a tortilla and ate that by itself
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User avatar #12 to #11 - grimfuck (01/06/2016) [-]
My mom did that, one time I ended up sleeping at the table
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User avatar #13 to #12 - TheNorwegian (01/06/2016) [-]
I feel you bro!
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User avatar #48 to #11 - syntheticdoll (01/06/2016) [-]
What's wrong with tacos wihtout meat? If he likes it that way than let him be, he hurts no one with that.
Ye, my mother was raised the "you can't stand up from the table until you eat your food" way. Now, she and many other people I know have problems with their weight because they feel like they MUST eat whetever someone puts before them.
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User avatar #63 to #48 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I'd put my meat in your tacos if you know what I mean ;)
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#54 - moulbaert (01/06/2016) [-]
Picky eater here, time to shame myself.

>don't eat cheese, not on pizza not on hamburgers not on subways.
>dont generally like sauces
>no dressing
>no ketchup or mustard (except on the chrismas ham)
>only grill and salted chips. Sourcream and onion can go to hell.
>generally I dont want stuff mixed
>no shellfish

Many people tell me that "I will grow out of it" but I am soon 23 and the light at the end of the tunnel seems fainter and fainter.
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User avatar #82 to #54 - xapplemanx (01/06/2016) [-]
you're just autistic buddy
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#30 - Corndoggeh (01/06/2016) [-]
I always cook the holiday meals for my family after a very particular bland and unappealing thanksgiving (talk about dry turkey with zero spice not even salt, overcooked ham somehow, mashed potatoes with only some milk and a small sprinkle of salt).

My mother and one of my brothers refuse to eat anything that isn't cooked so well done to the point where a hockey puck would be more tender. They constantly complain at how I grill ribs, steaks, or sausages and won't try anything that I put in the smoker despite me cooking for 4-6 other people besides them. I've resolved to making a completely separate batch of meats/vegetables for them to eat and I somehow still can't get it right in their eyes because they usually stick the meat I cook on a pan and cook it for an extra 20 minutes.
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#204 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
can't blame him

black pepper on lasagna...
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