Pic related, a toilet. . Hews my story ml, I' been sick fer about - of stomach pain and the inability to . I dent know ifyou' not foryour days.. but when the ti
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Hews my story ml, I' been sick fer about - of stomach
pain and the inability to **** . I dent know ifyou' not **** foryour days.. but
when the time centres- ) LI know it will be epic. It happened yesterday. I could
feel a slight sensation in my bowels.. I knew something was stirring. The local
mall (very big and popular) wasjust a mile away SC) I hopped in my car and went
to the public bathroom. Awaited a minute fortwo stalls to be occupied before I
went in between them, thinking hew lucky I was. They could share this epic ****
with me wanted to er not. Morgning inte the stall, I locked the
deer and sat down alter readying my self. this was going to be fun. Now I am
sitting there with 4 days of **** burst out inte the toilet. I gave a small
shout and pushed, lifting effete seat SC) the splash was big and loud, I heard the
man en my left cough. I gave not wait to the next cascade effaces, I gave
anither shout, Eerder and lower, and kicked the wall, a stream of **** poured
out. leaving my head in a dizzying state, I knew I had the men' s attention. So I
took my stance, feet en the deer and hands underlie seat. I screamed a bleed curdling cry and shat with all my might,
kicked the deer outward [breaking the lock) and pounding my fists en the wall, I heard ene man leave and while he turned
en the faucet I ran out. face in hands. and shat in the sink next to him screaming "I FILLED THE ******* .' FILET" and he
ran out. the next man stayed in his stall SC) I kicked his deer and yelled "HELP! MCASSHOLE IS BLEEDING!" He muffled
something back and I finished eff my **** in the sinks. It was a grand day fer ***** around the world.
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#7 - wiccanwolfboy (07/14/2013) [-]
First guys FW
User avatar #6 - timelordeternal ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
4chan **** stories are always the best stories.
#2 - vpngtn (07/13/2013) [-]
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#10 - impaledsandwich ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
From laughing my ass off.
#9 - nadastress (07/14/2013) [-]
"pic related : toilet"
User avatar #8 - gnillort (07/14/2013) [-]
pics or it didn't happen.
#5 - gibroner (07/14/2013) [-]
"a grand day for 						*****					 around the world"
"a grand day for ***** around the world"
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#3 - merloxbeard (07/14/2013) [-]
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#1 - herpderpherpity (07/13/2013) [-]
Wat.... I can't even.
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