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The Sims 3 is a 2009 strategic life simulation video game developed by The Sims Studio and published by Electronic Arts. It is the sequel to the best-selling computer game, The Sims 2. It was first released on June 2, 2009 simultaneously for OS X and Microsoft Windows – both versions on the same disc. The Sims 3 was released to game consoles and smartphones on October 26, 2010, for PlayStation 3, Wii, Xbox 360, Android, iOS, and Nintendo DS. The Windows Phone version was made available on the Windows Phone Store on October 15, 2010. A Nintendo 3DS version, released on March 27, 2011, was one of its launch titles.[2] It has also been released for mobile phone platforms, and a simpler version for mobiles with Java.

The Sims 3 was a commercial success, selling 1.4 million copies in its first week.[3][4] Critics issued mostly positive reviews. The Sims 3 gained an 86/100 score from aggregator Metacritic.[5] The game has sold over ten million copies worldwide since its 2009 release, making it one of the best-selling PC games of all time.[6]

The Sims 3 is built upon the same concept as its predecessors. Players control their own Sims' activities and relationships in a manner similar to real life. The gameplay is open-ended and indefinite. Sim houses and neighborhoods are placed on one continuous map. The developers stated that "What you do outside your home now matters as much as what you do within." One of the biggest changes to the franchise is the use of "rabbit-holes". Players aren't allowed to go inside the majority of city buildings; instead, the Sim will disappear inside for a certain amount of time—a feature known in video games as a "rabbit-hole"—while the player is given several choices on what happens inside using a text-based notification.

The Sims 2 used a reward system called Wants and Fears. This is replaced with a new system called Wishes in The Sims 3. Fulfilling a Sim's wish contributes to the Sim's Lifetime Happiness score and mood. Some wishes, such as "Go to the Park", may add little points to their lifetime happiness while a wish to "Have a Baby" may add thousands of points. In The Sims 2, Wants and Fears also contributed to a Sim's "Aspiration" meter, roughly analogous to current self-esteem.

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Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin".
I make him/ her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits:
alikes to be alone
alikes art
mates the outdoors
The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I
set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin.
All he does all day is paint. That' s it. He paints and paints and paints and paints.
Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has
finished, and then I return to playing the game.
My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their
home.
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#3 - paelaer (03/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One time while playing the Sims, I had created a Sim who was like no other. He was handsome, well-built for society, and above all else, he had the capability to woo all Fem-Sims in Sunset Valley. I made sure to give him these traits:
>Charismatic
>Great Kisser
>Hopeless Romantic
>Family Oriented
>Friendly
There were several mods that I had installed at the time, ones that disabled the mosaic, ones that gave Sims nude skins, and ones that granted skill books that automatically maxed out one's skill level. This Sim, the man among men, had the greatest charisma out of all the other Sims and used this to his advantage. He took on a girlfriend and made a son with her.
Then he left her.
He did this with so many other Sims, about five at most every day. One day, he passed on from old age. I took control of his firstborn son. His father's generation had passed, leaving nothing more than a city full of half-related siblings. Because there was no incest, the entire town died out. Twas beautiful
#19 - saxong (03/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Playing Sims, not sure which one
>One Sim in the hot tub
>All of the rest of them die in tragic fire
>Hot Tub Time MaSim refuses to get out for whatever reason
>All of his stats hit critical levels, the hot tub being the only thing sustaining him
>One morning he decides that life is worth living again
>Gets out of the hot tub and takes a step towards the coffee machine I put right next to it, benevolent appliance-deity that I am
>Drops dead from literally everything on the spot
>MFW
User avatar #9 - Ihazfunkitty (03/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
playing sims 2, decide to make a black family cause i never did that
made a mother, a father, a teenage daughter, a boy toddler and a girl toddler.
made the father work as a cop and the mother workless since she had 2 kids to care for, nothing unusual.
play normally up until it was dinner time for me. i thought i hit pauze and went downstairs.
come back after an hour i watched some tv too , the toddlers were taken away and the father was gone. he was not dead or didnt ran away in the memories of the sims you can see if something happened and there was nothing . he literally dissapeared from the game
#11 - zombar (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
replace the paintings with a computer and you're emulating the lives of most of this site's users

except the family living upstairs is paying for you
#7 - billybobbobobby (03/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - lphstf (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
worth the read
#2 - teranin ONLINE (03/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
that's genius
#30 - Jesusnipples (03/04/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I really want the Sims now because I want to recreate this.
User avatar #59 - yojo (03/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
One time in the sims our babysitter left with our baby and we never saw him again.
The family tree showed that the baby never aged even though its younger sister had already died of old age.
That baby's alive out there somewhere swimming in the fountain of youth.
#13 - skelesith (03/03/2014) [-]
What if all upper middle-class and higher people have a painting goblin?
#1 - pjet (03/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#66 - xxTheJesterxx (03/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Me and my friend made a family on Sims. We had two couples, along with Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan. Hulk and Randy spent all day everyday in the backyard lifting, and then at night went to bed in tiny little kid beds, because we didn't care enough to give them big ones. They would cook and it'd always be 						*******					 awful, it was hilarious. We also would often make a black character named CJ and he would always have to sit around the house fixing and cleaning stuff. One time he fixed things all day and then right in the middle of night an earthquake came and broke everything again. 						*******					 hilarious 						****					.
Me and my friend made a family on Sims. We had two couples, along with Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan. Hulk and Randy spent all day everyday in the backyard lifting, and then at night went to bed in tiny little kid beds, because we didn't care enough to give them big ones. They would cook and it'd always be ******* awful, it was hilarious. We also would often make a black character named CJ and he would always have to sit around the house fixing and cleaning stuff. One time he fixed things all day and then right in the middle of night an earthquake came and broke everything again. ******* hilarious **** .
User avatar #22 - mankey ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Then you go play another family for a few days, come back and the game has randomly decided they needed a baby and a job.
#102 - tairan (03/04/2014) [-]
>Playing sims 2 literally first family made
>Consisted of 4 people a man, a woman and a boy and a girl
>The first thing the boy does when we move it is sit on the *******
>This seems strange as sims start with full stats
>He's on there for a long time so I just assume he was taking a dump of unholy pr options
>Days pass I had to build a toilet in the kitchen because I didn't have enough money for a new room, none of his stats ever go down
>Fatass is still stuck on the immortal throne
>Eventually sell all parts of the bathroom except the toilet and build a new room
>Years pass with his immortal ass stuck on the throne
>The other child is moved out while he is still a boy
>My adults are getting to get old and most likely have forgotten about their son super glued to the toilet
>He finally gets up, done shtting or sick of the immortal life, and stats drop in which complains about them
>Taken away by social worker after many years of sitting on the immortal throne
User avatar #74 - PhedoBear (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
sometimes i just get so mad with my sims family like yesterday there was a fire while they were sleeping and their son wasn't ******* helping put it out so i put him in it you gon act like a bitch you gon die like a bitch
User avatar #14 - guiguito (03/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
You can have basements?
User avatar #17 to #14 - poetsofthefall (03/04/2014) [-]
Building tools then pick foundations then basement. I think that's how you do it.
#89 - cosmicapprentice (03/04/2014) [-]
Sims-related.
User avatar #52 - AdamBaum (03/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What is the best Sim game to play? One like the op from 4chan?
#77 to #52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2014) [-]
Sims 1 is really ****** hard if you don't you know your **** or if you're not cheating.

Sims 2 gives you a lot of creativity, in other words you can create hillbilly town out in the desert and it will be hillbilly town, cause you filled it with hillbilly things, such as trash, cactus, ufos, burning **** and shallow graves.

Sims 3 takes away a big part of creativity that s2 had. Like you can't make a hillbilly town from scratch. If you want hillbilly town once more, you gotta take one of the already existing towns and change EVERYTHING. But s3 also gives you more creativity with how to make your sim. Like you can actually make a hillbilly who loves cars and digging through trash for lost treasures. But you can't make hillbilly town as you could in s2. But you can make hillbilly family in Beverly Hills. Which can get kinda fun.
Those are my thoughts on the games
User avatar #82 - ohhh (03/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
KNowing op, he would just paint dicks all day. (joke)
#88 to #87 - ohhh (03/04/2014) [-]
Your just making my dilemma worse.
Your just making my dilemma worse.
#49 - hudge (03/04/2014) [-]
Jesus.
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