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#111 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I should post a story one day...

I could probably do the whole super glue one..Or the Keish
#114 to #111 - WillWalrus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Dude. Stories. Now.
Dude. Stories. Now.
#121 to #114 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Alright little man.

Its an average day, i'm around 16 years old and fresh in a rental apartment with my mum fresh after her divorce from my father. Tapping away on my computer playing games n **** , she comes in and complains she broke her glasses again, so we go to the shops, she goes to the repair guy stall and he wants $20 to repair her glasses.

" **** that, i can do that myself." she says walking into woolworths, she goes to the glue aisle and takes a bottle of super glue. "Mum don't get super glue, you'll stick your hands together." i tell her "Oh shut up Metal" she says jokingly, she pays for it "You're gonna glue yourself together mum." i say at the cash register, we're walking in the apartment "Alright i'm going in my room, don't call me if you stick your hands together." i said, she just rolls her eyes and goes in her room.

I turn on my pc and wait for it to boot up, A minute later she calls out "Metal! Help!" i get up and rush in, here she is with one hand stuck to her face, and the other hand stuck to her chest.

I couldn't stop laughing as i was trying to help her.
#123 to #121 - WillWalrus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Heh, moms, they never listen
Heh, moms, they never listen
#126 to #123 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
And the Keish story. About a year or so after. Fresh new apartment and doing rather well.   
   
Work a long day at work, 12+ hour shift, take a 1.30 hour train ride home, Open up my door in the middle of the night "Mum i'm home." i called out looking around, its 						*******					 quiet, too quiet. On the kitchen counter is dinner, but something doesn't feel right. I walk into her bedroom and she's laying there in the dark, couldn't tell if she was asleep or dead honestly.   
   
I poke her a few times to make sure she's asleep or not dead, eventually i get her to wake up and she's slurring her words and crying a little, Apparently she's been thinking of my father and drinking scotch all day while cooking.   
   
At this point i'm not impressed,  I try listening to her hysterical slurrs and crying what's wrong and i'm only getting pieces of a sentence, i get her a glass of water and try to calm her down, an hour later she tells me about the keish.   
   
"Yes mum it looks great, I'll eat it in a minute but whats wrong?" i ask  She has depression so, gotta watch for that 						****					.  She keeps mumbling about the keish and i'm shaking my head telling me something was in the keish "yeah mum course there's something in the keish, but what's wrong?" i ask again   
   
She finally lets slip "When i was cooking, i dropped my mobile phone in the keish and cooked it in the keish."   
   
It was a hard time explaining why there was egg and stuff all over her mobile to the guys at Optus..
And the Keish story. About a year or so after. Fresh new apartment and doing rather well.

Work a long day at work, 12+ hour shift, take a 1.30 hour train ride home, Open up my door in the middle of the night "Mum i'm home." i called out looking around, its ******* quiet, too quiet. On the kitchen counter is dinner, but something doesn't feel right. I walk into her bedroom and she's laying there in the dark, couldn't tell if she was asleep or dead honestly.

I poke her a few times to make sure she's asleep or not dead, eventually i get her to wake up and she's slurring her words and crying a little, Apparently she's been thinking of my father and drinking scotch all day while cooking.

At this point i'm not impressed, I try listening to her hysterical slurrs and crying what's wrong and i'm only getting pieces of a sentence, i get her a glass of water and try to calm her down, an hour later she tells me about the keish.

"Yes mum it looks great, I'll eat it in a minute but whats wrong?" i ask She has depression so, gotta watch for that **** . She keeps mumbling about the keish and i'm shaking my head telling me something was in the keish "yeah mum course there's something in the keish, but what's wrong?" i ask again

She finally lets slip "When i was cooking, i dropped my mobile phone in the keish and cooked it in the keish."

It was a hard time explaining why there was egg and stuff all over her mobile to the guys at Optus..
#128 to #126 - WillWalrus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Do you mean quiche? lol   
   
you should post these stories as posts, you'd get a lot of thumbs
Do you mean quiche? lol

you should post these stories as posts, you'd get a lot of thumbs
User avatar #131 to #128 - metalcoldreaper ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Quiche, yeah. I looked it up quickly to double check my spelling and it said keish -shrug-

I would but i don't have a lot of luck when it comes to posts, after the whole "You can't do a star wars comp, this guys already doing it, you're stealing his idea huehue"..

I even drew my own art for that **** while that guy was just posting pics on a black background..
#134 to #131 - WillWalrus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Sucks, man. This site can be so fickle. I appreciate you sharing your stories though.
Sucks, man. This site can be so fickle. I appreciate you sharing your stories though.
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