Otherkins are fucked up.... Something I recently snipped from 4chan.. a finishing up my degree a totally creepy guy in one of my classes a always wearing ears a
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Otherkins are fucked up...

Something I recently snipped from 4chan.

a finishing up my degree
a totally creepy guy in one of my classes
a always wearing ears and a fox tail
e sits next to me one day
a typing out notes on my lap top
a notice out of the comer of my eye that he' s way too close
a he' s smelling my shoulder
a I give him a shocked glare
a "you smell good for a human"
a he smiles and slides his chair closer
a completely freaked out
a trying to ignore him
a he puts his hand on my leg and says something about pawing me
a creepy envelope pushed to far
a I stand up, grab my lap top, and swing it
e actually pretty proud of how effective that was
a scream "keep your ******* hands of me!"
e entire classroom erupts in commotion
a two frat boys grab the creeper and pin him down
a professor calms people down
a police come to pick up creeper
e impossible to keep a straight face while they are questioning him
a all answers he gives are related to being a / animal
e cops are irritated and tired of it
a one officer says "well, We heard just about enough..."
a takes off guy' s ears and tail
a he screams like a lunatic otter it
a they shove him in the back of the patrol car
a he' s still screaming about mutilation as they pull away
a furry, not even once.
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#14 - BerryLicious (08/19/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I used to want to be a cat. I'd wear cat ears and a tail at home, meow at other cats, drink from saucers (on my own).

I was four years old. I'd grown out of it by the time I was five.
User avatar #6 - loosejuice (08/19/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I was a camp counselor for 6th graders back in May and there was a kid in my cabin with Dissociative Identity Disorder. At random times, this kid literally thought he was a frog. A couple of the teachers informed me that all the students knew and didn't have a problem with it but that I should just be aware.
There were a couple times overnight that I'd wake up to hear shuffling on the floor, and I could make out the silhouette of a kid on all 4s, gently hopping around the room.
#15 - fezzo (08/19/2014) [+] (33 replies)
Furries need to understand that people are not very comfortable with their ways. It's fine if you have some quirks but keep them to yourself unless you know you're not bothering other people with them.
Furries need to understand that people are not very comfortable with their ways. It's fine if you have some quirks but keep them to yourself unless you know you're not bothering other people with them.
User avatar #34 - admiralen ONLINE (08/19/2014) [+] (17 replies)
did he/she swing with the laptop? thats such a waste
User avatar #43 to #34 - gayforisaac ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a mac.
User avatar #1 - flemsdfer (08/19/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I feel there should be some sort of mental help for those people. It's all cringey to watch, but I feel sad these people actually believe they're animals, or at the very least play make believe to such an extent at those ages. That's clearly some form of mental illness.
User avatar #48 - itumblr (08/19/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Otherkins are people, too. Ever heard of that? Stop stripping people of their identity. Why cant you respect peoples wishes and identity?
User avatar #54 to #48 - floran (08/19/2014) [-]
You are protecting and justificating the actions of a Rapist!
omg shut up and stop being such a patriarchist racist hater homophobic
#28 - nemecyst (08/19/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Even as a furry I don't understand these people.

Like furry art porn looks good to me, sure, but the only time you would catch me wearing anything like a fox tail would be entirely as a joke.

Also I don't understand the appeal of fursuiting, but that's just me.
#44 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What did he do that was illegal?
User avatar #50 to #44 - floran (08/19/2014) [-]
I am not a fancy lawyer from the big city buuuut I think touching a stranger's leg and suggest sexual activity inside a College class could classify as sexual harassment
#145 - linkheros (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #16 - zorach ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Put Em Down - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts
#51 - domny (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
No it's Otherkins not Furries.
God, I hate people that relate to any of my interests
#42 - xylerthewolf (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Furries like that are retards.   
   
Inb4 "all furries are retards*
Furries like that are retards.

Inb4 "all furries are retards*
#216 - bigblackbenis (08/20/2014) [-]
Then the officers approached me and asked, "What did the fox say?"
#77 - theruse (08/20/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>MFW furries
>MFW furries
User avatar #64 - fawcks (08/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Oh hey look Funnyjunk hates furries again.
User avatar #21 - PubLandlord (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
People pretend to be animals but never go far enough, you don't see people dressing up as a dog and eating ****
#215 - scowler (08/20/2014) [-]
PURGE THE CAMPUS.
PURGE THE CAMPUS.
#9 - rize (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
He's actually a pyrofox
#233 - nyxie (08/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
MFW I'm otherkin and see people like this giving us a bad name    
   
(Also, I do wear a tail myself but only because it's fun as hell)   
   
...and for spiritual reasons....damn it I know I'm gonna get red thumbs for this
MFW I'm otherkin and see people like this giving us a bad name

(Also, I do wear a tail myself but only because it's fun as hell)

...and for spiritual reasons....damn it I know I'm gonna get red thumbs for this
#67 - Ulmer (08/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I hate, ******* hate when one retard stereotypes an entire community.
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