>Me and 3 friends in friend's car in grocery store parking lot
>all stoned as fuck
>friend realizes he has to drive us all home
>"ankh, go get me some bread in there so I can sober up."
>go in store
>buy 3 loaves of bread
>200 ft walk back to friends car
>get back to car
>only half a loaf left
>MFW I realize that I ate the rest