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User avatar #46 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
Senior prank thread
>be Junior in ******* huge private school, about 1500 students in high school alone
>current seniors do really annoying prank, chaining the juniors cars together in parking lot
>for the most part it goes unnoticed, farm kids have bolt cutters, no teachers really find out
> me and theater kids decide to revenge prank seniors
>buy $150 worth of white bread and nyquil
> soak bread in said nyquil
>go to near by beach and feed bread-nyquil mix to seagulls
>seagulls eat it and fall asleep really quick
>gather said seagulls and put them in cardboard watermelon bins
>there is a metric ******* of seagulls
>wrap bins in wraping paper and giant bow
>move bins into school auditorium
>put giant card" to faculty, from class of 2008"
>class of '08 is well liked by staff so nobody suspects a thing
>during pep rally next day teachers open up bins at same time
>all the seagulls fly out at once and **** over absolutely everything
>feathers, **** and dead seagulls everywhere
>auditorium seats and carpet have to be replaced, so much ****
> all 400 seniors spend next 2 weeks cleaning the auditorium, each fined $600
>We never spoke of it again
#80 to #46 - myshipsailedwoutme (08/24/2013) [-]
They seriously fined every single senior $600??? That's a load of ******** . There's no way that the entire senior class could have been in on it, even if it was the seniors who did it. They wouldn't be getting a cent from me.
User avatar #68 to #46 - yutdollacwwwthree (08/24/2013) [-]
>graduating in June 2013
>we decide to do a prank, but don't know what to do
>we end up not doing one
>end of story
User avatar #67 to #46 - cycloneclone (08/24/2013) [-]
They never checked the security cameras to see who had done it?
#56 to #46 - foaly (08/24/2013) [-]
That my friends is how you plan a prank.   
Teach me your ways master.
That my friends is how you plan a prank.
Teach me your ways master.
User avatar #48 to #46 - fatpartypoo (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually want to do this. If each loaf of bread is soaked with two bottles of nyquil.. how long will I have before they wake up?
User avatar #57 to #48 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
dont know, birds dont move when they're in the dark, that's part of how nobody suspected anything.
User avatar #94 to #57 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah needlessly ending life for a cheap prank is ******* hilarious. OP didnt know NyQuil would kill the birds. You do. Are you a sign? Because stop.
#113 to #94 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #94 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
the nyquil didnt kill them, them flying full speed into ventilation fans did
User avatar #105 to #99 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
Still, there are better pranks than needlessly killing animals. They keep the ecosystem working and all that.
User avatar #108 to #105 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
ha, seagulls and pigeons are rats with wings.
User avatar #112 to #108 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
So are teenagers, but they're all part of the ecosystem. I'm not a member of PETA, I'm just saying that they are all part of this whole food chain thing we got going on, and you probably shouldn't kill them just for a prank.
User avatar #116 to #112 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
I think it'd be pretty funny to kill teenagers for a prank, but it's significantly more expensive to drug them and hide them in boxes, and when they get out they probably won't do anything lethal so you gotta be more creative than that. Maybe something involving cranes.
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