Orange traffic cones. . Anonymous (ID: ) OP} if senior in highschool to pull senior prank with buddy Meleed to senior parking let night before school an Orange
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Orange traffic cones

Anonymous (ID: )
OP} if
senior in highschool
to pull senior prank with buddy
Meleed to senior parking let night before
school
an Orange traffic Cone in the middle of
a parking spot and fill it with quick set
cement
Tthink: Hahaaha this will be funny when the
teachers cant move the cone lelel
Ffriend and I head home for the night.
I wasnt there to see it, but apparently
this happened: Cue next merning and
students are arriving fer school.
dushbag in his dad' s 100,
Audi come flying into the parking kt
tells friends to watch him "drift"
around the cone
Corn plently ***** up and slams into
cone at 45 ish mph
we and my friend' s garfeel gets there
about 5 '" 8 minutes after this
Plarts of the Audi all ever the parking let,
bumper is destroyed, the engine is smaking,
and rear driver side tire is flat
Ffriend and I just keep walking past the
crying kid
iswear secrecy
Highschool was long ago I dent
give a ****
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Submitted: 08/23/2013
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#10 - oosulley (08/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
stickied
User avatar #117 - girloninternet (08/30/2013) [-]
you are a god among trolls
User avatar #114 - dartharc (08/27/2013) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #100 - bothemastaofall (08/24/2013) [-]
where was his face?
User avatar #98 - annoyingsmartguy (08/24/2013) [-]
dushbag
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#91 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Here's a good senior prank for ya;
>Have a dick principal
>End of the year and Honor's class wanna play a farewell prank on old principal
>Buy a ******** of balloons and a helium tank
>Go to the principal's office after hours
>Fill up the room with helium filled party balloons
>Room is pack that we are just able to close the door
>Next morning, principal walks to his office and opens it to see a wall of balloons blocking his way
>Moves into the balloon filled room to his desk and sees a farewell card
>Reads..."Farewell from your beloved class of 2013" with a bobby pin.
#89 - hentaisweetie (08/24/2013) [-]
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #133 at Background drops? ** >HFW
User avatar #87 - Metallicock (08/24/2013) [-]
Imagine the kid explaining to his dad how a traffic cone did that much damage
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#86 - fudgeypudgey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 - phycopath (08/24/2013) [-]
mfw people don't give a face when they say mfw
#76 - quinnm (08/24/2013) [-]
Senior Band Camp. Planned for months to make best prank ever even stole and made a copy of teachers office key. Collected paper from every ones locker and even went to the recycling center for newspaper. Spent 8 hours crumpling up all this paper and putting it to trash bags. Hid under stage in auditorium then unlocked his office and Filled to the top with newspaper and homework. Lined hall ways with sheets of paper and left with out anyone knowing showing up early the next day to watch his reaction. We made a huge pile of paper that you could jump in that when spread out was knee high. Have pics as well
#73 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Do you really expect anyone to believe that a rubber cone could demolish a car?
#84 to #73 - Glitched (08/24/2013) [-]
Filled with cement? Sure.
He said it was a $100k car.
Would be sporty and low to the ground.
The damage would be pretty bad no matter where he hit it.
Very possible that he hit it and it rolled the car further destroying the undercarriage and possible that he slid into a curb.
#81 to #73 - someoneforamoment (08/24/2013) [-]
It might not be rubber. Granted all I found are either rubber or plastic that shatters cleanly.

or it could've caught in the wheel or something, which could happen with a loose cone.


Either way we don't know exactly how t happened.
#102 to #81 - deadagain (08/24/2013) [-]
A fancy, low-riding sports car is gonna hit it right at the base of the cone; it's practically a steel wall at the base when it's so well cemented(so to speak). That's gonna make the rear of the car fly way up, and smash into the ground, which is probably what did the most damage(and flattened the rear tire).
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#70 - skiskate ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Protect me cone!
Protect me cone!
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#61 - prorustler (08/24/2013) [-]
what was his face?
User avatar #58 - dubslao (08/24/2013) [-]
******* hell
all my school's senior pranks have been lying down in the hallway instead of going to class and blocking the stairs and one time it was a bunch of girls and deep-voiced guys started singing a song in the middle of a lecture
User avatar #60 to #58 - dubslao (08/24/2013) [-]
but the best and probably only good one was when a bunch of guys put on hoodies and big sunglasses and had like their girlfriends or sisters or w/e cover up any birthmarks or scars or noticeable features
then they took a bunch of heavy-duty smoke bombs and a couple sparkler fountains and even a M-80, visibly walked into the office with the lit smokes, tossed them then threw the M-80 and bolted
the school got the police involved and interrogated like 90% of the seniors and claimed it was an urban terrorist attack
#49 - swiftcashew (08/24/2013) [-]
Must have been a big traffic cone to **** a car up that severely.
User avatar #63 to #49 - nylak (08/24/2013) [-]
Probably exaggerated the story a bit, but Audis are temperamental pieces of **** when it comes to stupid stuff like that. My mother ripped the front bumper off of her A6 twice just by parking an inch over the curb in parking lots, and when Audi bumpers "rip off," they take half the front end of the car with them. I have no ******* clue why, since the rest of the machines are fantastic. But it's like they want to die.
#82 to #63 - someoneforamoment (08/24/2013) [-]
I've caught my Focus' front bumper I don't know how many times, and the only thing tha happened are scratches and a loose flappy thing.
#69 to #63 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Quit bragging richfag about having nice things. Also your mom must be ******* blind. The front end of car is most just one big piece of plastic ******** .
User avatar #71 to #69 - nylak (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm not a richfag; my mother is. I am broke as **** and swimming in student loan debt like the rest of Americans. Regardless.

That said, the front end of Audis aren't plastic; they're deceptively fragile for how solid they look, actually. Solid metal that just crumples.
#72 to #71 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Lel whata dumbass
#74 to #72 - nylak (08/24/2013) [-]
Wow, your authoritative powers of persuasion have swayed me. Thanks for the intellectual rapport.
#59 to #49 - frodoswaggins (08/24/2013) [-]
i don't know why you're getting red thumbs, those were my thoughts exactly.

i guess fj isn't known for its logic
#51 to #49 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
what if it was a low riding 100,000 USD audi?
#47 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
even if he was a rich kid, you sound like a ******* douchebag
#77 to #47 - myshipsailedwoutme (08/24/2013) [-]
He (the rich kid) shouldn't have been doing that **** in the school parking lot. If you want to show off, do it far away from my car.
User avatar #46 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
Senior prank thread
>be Junior in ******* huge private school, about 1500 students in high school alone
>current seniors do really annoying prank, chaining the juniors cars together in parking lot
>for the most part it goes unnoticed, farm kids have bolt cutters, no teachers really find out
> me and theater kids decide to revenge prank seniors
>buy $150 worth of white bread and nyquil
> soak bread in said nyquil
>go to near by beach and feed bread-nyquil mix to seagulls
>seagulls eat it and fall asleep really quick
>gather said seagulls and put them in cardboard watermelon bins
>there is a metric ******* of seagulls
>wrap bins in wraping paper and giant bow
>move bins into school auditorium
>put giant card" to faculty, from class of 2008"
>class of '08 is well liked by staff so nobody suspects a thing
>during pep rally next day teachers open up bins at same time
>all the seagulls fly out at once and **** over absolutely everything
>feathers, **** and dead seagulls everywhere
>auditorium seats and carpet have to be replaced, so much ****
> all 400 seniors spend next 2 weeks cleaning the auditorium, each fined $600
>We never spoke of it again
#80 to #46 - myshipsailedwoutme (08/24/2013) [-]
They seriously fined every single senior $600??? That's a load of ******** . There's no way that the entire senior class could have been in on it, even if it was the seniors who did it. They wouldn't be getting a cent from me.
User avatar #68 to #46 - yutdollacwwwthree (08/24/2013) [-]
>graduating in June 2013
>we decide to do a prank, but don't know what to do
>we end up not doing one
>end of story
User avatar #67 to #46 - cycloneclone (08/24/2013) [-]
They never checked the security cameras to see who had done it?
#56 to #46 - foaly (08/24/2013) [-]
That my friends is how you plan a prank.   
Teach me your ways master.
That my friends is how you plan a prank.
Teach me your ways master.
User avatar #48 to #46 - fatpartypoo (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually want to do this. If each loaf of bread is soaked with two bottles of nyquil.. how long will I have before they wake up?
User avatar #57 to #48 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
dont know, birds dont move when they're in the dark, that's part of how nobody suspected anything.
User avatar #94 to #57 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah needlessly ending life for a cheap prank is ******* hilarious. OP didnt know NyQuil would kill the birds. You do. Are you a sign? Because stop.
User avatar #99 to #94 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
the nyquil didnt kill them, them flying full speed into ventilation fans did
User avatar #105 to #99 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
Still, there are better pranks than needlessly killing animals. They keep the ecosystem working and all that.
User avatar #108 to #105 - Soviet Savior (08/24/2013) [-]
ha, seagulls and pigeons are rats with wings.
User avatar #112 to #108 - catburglarpenis (08/24/2013) [-]
So are teenagers, but they're all part of the ecosystem. I'm not a member of PETA, I'm just saying that they are all part of this whole food chain thing we got going on, and you probably shouldn't kill them just for a prank.
User avatar #116 to #112 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
I think it'd be pretty funny to kill teenagers for a prank, but it's significantly more expensive to drug them and hide them in boxes, and when they get out they probably won't do anything lethal so you gotta be more creative than that. Maybe something involving cranes.
#45 - xXneoXx (08/24/2013) [-]
The only Audis that ever costed at, or above the $100,000 range is the Audi R8, or the extremely rare W12 A8 sedan, and that car only costed $100,000+ in 2009. So, assuming he drove an Audi R8 in its 2007 release year, it would be a whopping 6 years ago. I would exactly call that "So long ago". Also, assuming his dad really let him drive his $140,000 v8 supercar, even if he crashed it going 45mph trying to do a donut around a cone (which is literally impossible to do), it would be impossible to crash the car in the rear, because your drifting around the cone in front of you. The engine is in the rear of this car, so it couldn't be have taken much engine damage at all, nor would it have a flat tire. So, I wouldn't worry about some punk kid crashing a beautiful car.
User avatar #65 to #45 - nylak (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually, the SQ5 hybrid with the sports package, LED headlights and driver assist options (the fancy ass **** that helps you park) will run you up pretty darn near $100k, and that's not even a top of the line Audi you'd find on the road these days.
User avatar #64 to #45 - ThatDamnCow (08/24/2013) [-]
Let's not forget all Audis have Quattro 4 wheel drive or Front Wheel Drive, making drifting impossible in everything but an R8.
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