Operation Sandman. Screencapped it myself, feel free to share. 35 Dishwashing gloves. 33 Small bag unwashed sand. 33 Novelty cape. 33 Jsmart brand baseless chap
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Operation Sandman

Screencapped it myself, feel free to share

35 Dishwashing gloves.
33 Small bag unwashed sand.
33 Novelty cape.
33 Jsmart brand baseless chaps.
Right. So first thing I' d do is take ene ofthe gloves and fill it with sand, making sure to pat it as I do SC) fer a good clean fill, then, breathing deeply, I' d
insert the glove (fingers first[ ) into my butt, then I' d put en the cape and baseless chaps and go out into the night.
Upon finding a house with no lights en I' d silently break in and make my master bedroom. I' d spend afew minutes man ofthe
house sleep before making my waite the bed. Then I' d carefully get en to the bed and stand mans head. I would then lean down and slap him in
the face. He' d wake up and probably say something like: "Who the heck are you?"
At this point I' d grab him bythe pyjama shirt and scream: "WHO DYOU THINK I AMI? I' M THE GODDAMNED SANDMANN" and then I' d fart out all ofthe sand into his face, adding: "NOW GO TO
SLEEP!" Then I' d punch his wife in the face while saying "That' s fer probably not being much eta reet_ Stupid cow."
Then I' d jump out the window, and alter quickly feeling up his oak tree, make my escape.
Something Ne always wanted to do.
Pic related, it' s me.
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Submitted: 01/30/2012
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#2 - biograde (01/31/2012) [-]
wtf did I just read?
wtf did I just read?
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