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OP is an idiot

Got an Amazon Echo for Christmas.
My wife and kids will love it once I get it setup.
Need to pick a name for the damn thing. This is the name that will wake it up.. like "sir? for the iphone.
Trip Ts names this thing. Please keep in mind that my daughter is T and my son is ill. They are Very impressionable at these ages.
TL:. DR or names my echo
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Ci Anonymous "( Sat) s 2:: -559411331 2:: -
MOT
Assuming a random distribution of chances for a number to show up in a thread (which because if how many posts per minute occur on lb! it is pretty ******* close to random) that means a TTI
happens once every loot) posts
A thread has a maximum of 350 posts, 350'( ) --'
Meaning in your thread there is only about a chance of a TTI happening
My math is fine and you are an idiot
Ci Anonymous "( Sat) -
65941 1 TTA
HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA
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#1 - weepeep (12/26/2015) [-]
I'll show ya trips**weepeep used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**weepeep rolls 227**
User avatar #152 to #1 - popegordonthethird (12/27/2015) [-]
**popegordonthethird used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**popegordonthethird rolls 858**
User avatar #60 to #1 - vecko (12/27/2015) [-]
**vecko used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**vecko rolls 155**
User avatar #52 to #1 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolls 397**
#28 to #1 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 312** You have a higher chance of getting trips if you post as anonymous.
#29 to #28 - weepeep (12/27/2015) [-]
You ****** up badly anon
User avatar #3 to #1 - thepizzadevourer (12/26/2015) [-]
**thepizzadevourer used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**thepizzadevourer rolls 2** Ya dropped this
#4 to #3 - yodaiam ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
0
#5 to #4 - nexdemise has deleted their comment [-]
#43 to #3 - tenaciouslee (12/27/2015) [-]
Sweet lord almighty.
User avatar #18 to #3 - gunmandude (12/27/2015) [-]
Damn, that's impressive.
User avatar #104 to #3 - reeeeeeeeeee (12/27/2015) [-]
HOLY **** YOU HAD A TEN PERCENT CHANCE OF DOING THAT AND IT HAPPENED OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

A ten percent chance isn't ******* mindblowing, stop jizzing yourselves
User avatar #131 to #104 - hanabro (12/27/2015) [-]
A 10% chance is pretty slim. Would you bet money on a 10% chance?
User avatar #132 to #104 - reeeeeeeeeee (12/27/2015) [-]
I never said it wasn't impressive, just not mind blowingly so
#16 - samxdaxman (12/27/2015) [-]
That's a mouthful of a name...
User avatar #44 - rui (12/27/2015) [-]
Whoever rolls 666 gets 28 days of colored text from me.
User avatar #91 to #44 - EmoHairflip (12/27/2015) [-]
**EmoHairflip used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**EmoHairflip rolls 422**
#133 to #44 - askafj (12/27/2015) [-]
**askafj used "*roll 1, 666-666*"**
**askafj rolls 666**

I bet you wont even deliver.
#148 to #145 - iexs (12/27/2015) [-]
nevermind am retard
User avatar #160 to #148 - askafj (12/28/2015) [-]
what show is that guy from

I remember seeing some melodysheep thingy with him and I can't find it.
User avatar #64 to #44 - norkasthethird (12/27/2015) [-]
**norkasthethird used "*roll 6, 1-999*"**
**norkasthethird rolls 250**
**norkasthethird rolls 800**
**norkasthethird rolls 928**
**norkasthethird rolls 390**
**norkasthethird rolls 876**
**norkasthethird rolls 127**
0
#73 to #44 - letmethink has deleted their comment [-]
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#77 to #44 - deffy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #79 to #44 - beldepinda (12/27/2015) [-]
Let's see if I can get coloured text for the first time
**beldepinda used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**beldepinda rolls 283**

A chance of 1/999 here goes nothing!
User avatar #80 to #79 - beldepinda (12/27/2015) [-]
Not even close.jpg
User avatar #84 to #44 - matejco (12/27/2015) [-]
**matejco used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
**matejco rolls 0,968**
#167 to #44 - singularattackgent (16 hours ago) [-]
*roll 10, 1-999*
#168 to #44 - singularattackgent (16 hours ago) [-]
*roll 10, 1-999*
DELIVER ASS HAT
#169 to #44 - singularattackgent (16 hours ago) [-]
**singularattackgent used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**singularattackgent rolls 077**
why isnt this working
#170 to #169 - singularattackgent (16 hours ago) [-]
**singularattackgent used "*roll 5, 1-999*"**
**singularattackgent rolls 726**
**singularattackgent rolls 542**
**singularattackgent rolls 958**
**singularattackgent rolls 175**
**singularattackgent rolls 925**
User avatar #81 to #44 - dbykamlyat (12/27/2015) [-]
**dbykamlyat used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**dbykamlyat rolls 659**
User avatar #128 to #81 - palokomedios (12/27/2015) [-]
Sorry
#157 to #128 - dbykamlyat (12/27/2015) [-]
**dbykamlyat used "*roll picture*"**
**dbykamlyat rolled image**
Wah a you apologizin fo? Ive rolled 3. Took me shots, had me fun.
T'salll good lad.
#158 to #157 - palokomedios (12/27/2015) [-]
I was just apologizing since you got so close.
#159 to #158 - dbykamlyat (12/27/2015) [-]
Ayyy its cool.
Thats very nice of you tho.
You have g00t day/night since I need to sleep n its morning 4 me now lel.
User avatar #82 to #44 - dbykamlyat (12/27/2015) [-]
**dbykamlyat used "*roll 2, 0-999*"**
**dbykamlyat rolls 678**
**dbykamlyat rolls 571**
User avatar #97 to #44 - clarkxonehundred (12/27/2015) [-]
**clarkxonehundred used "*roll 6, 0-999*"**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 311**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 711**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 402**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 443**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 249**
**clarkxonehundred rolls 756**
User avatar #87 to #44 - gabikak (12/27/2015) [-]
**gabikak used "*roll 1, 0-666*"**
**gabikak rolls 598**
Roll God, I summon you
User avatar #88 to #87 - gabikak (12/27/2015) [-]
**gabikak used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**gabikak rolls 65**
We need 68 more
User avatar #89 to #88 - gabikak (12/27/2015) [-]
**gabikak used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**gabikak rolls 7**
3 more... please don't fail me
User avatar #86 to #44 - jbywalec (12/27/2015) [-]
**jbywalec used "*roll 5, 0-999*"**
**jbywalec rolls 241**
**jbywalec rolls 880**
**jbywalec rolls 108**
**jbywalec rolls 435**
**jbywalec rolls 955**
User avatar #156 to #44 - celestialsin ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**celestialsin used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**celestialsin rolls 630**
#83 to #44 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
**anonymous rolls 0,808**
User avatar #153 to #44 - nowthatsedgy (12/27/2015) [-]
**nowthatsedgy used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**nowthatsedgy rolls 039**
User avatar #78 to #44 - immatakeaduty (12/27/2015) [-]
unless you're somebody, you can't trade color text items.
User avatar #164 to #78 - rui (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm rui
User avatar #165 to #164 - immatakeaduty (12/31/2015) [-]
which amounts to...
User avatar #139 to #44 - assassindash (12/27/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll 5, 0-999*"**
**assassindash rolls 339**
**assassindash rolls 846**
**assassindash rolls 030**
**assassindash rolls 152**
**assassindash rolls 632**

Everyone knows forcing a range is cheating, let's do this.
User avatar #74 to #44 - letmethink ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**letmethink used "*roll 5, 0-999*"**
**letmethink rolls 206**
**letmethink rolls 583**
**letmethink rolls 857**
**letmethink rolls 598**
**letmethink rolls 614**
User avatar #138 to #44 - zionsype (12/27/2015) [-]
you can't send colored text tho
User avatar #162 to #138 - rui (12/28/2015) [-]
I can trade the item that allows colored text for 7 days
I just trade 4 of them to whoever wins.
User avatar #163 to #162 - zionsype (12/28/2015) [-]
How
It won't let me trade my text
User avatar #66 to #44 - listerthepessimist (12/27/2015) [-]
**listerthepessimist used "*roll 1, 0-100*"**
**listerthepessimist rolls 065** no roll factory here
User avatar #113 to #44 - drekinn (12/27/2015) [-]
**drekinn used "*roll 3, 1-999*"**
**drekinn rolls 865**
**drekinn rolls 121**
**drekinn rolls 719**
User avatar #63 to #44 - hitlerisgod (12/27/2015) [-]
**hitlerisgod used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**hitlerisgod rolls 810**
User avatar #110 to #44 - shenro (12/27/2015) [-]
**shenro used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**shenro rolls 250**
User avatar #50 to #44 - shorea (12/27/2015) [-]
**shorea used "*roll 1, 666-666*"**
**shorea rolls 666** you didn't say what range
User avatar #57 to #50 - rui (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm an old **** so when I say roll I mean roll from 0 to 999
User avatar #94 to #57 - butteryweiner (12/27/2015) [-]
>2014
> *******
User avatar #161 to #94 - rui (12/28/2015) [-]
>not my first account
#51 to #50 - whitie ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#105 - boxdweller (12/27/2015) [-]
**boxdweller used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**boxdweller rolls 222**
User avatar #112 to #105 - bogbean (12/27/2015) [-]
holy ****
#123 to #105 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Huh. You and oliebol both...
#106 to #105 - boxdweller (12/27/2015) [-]
That went better than expected.
#7 - chuckiebob (12/27/2015) [-]
Theres only two options to name the Echo anyway, either Alexa or Amazon
#115 - oliebol (12/27/2015) [-]
**oliebol used "*roll 1, 000-999*"**
**oliebol rolls 222**
User avatar #119 to #115 - deviousdanish (12/27/2015) [-]
Noice
#122 to #115 - justtocomment ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Huh. You and boxdweller both...
User avatar #13 - ridivey (12/27/2015) [-]
**ridivey used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**ridivey rolls 669**
obviously he should have named it TR-8R
#47 to #13 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 3**"**

i dont always anon roll, but hey here ya go
#48 to #47 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**anonymous rolls 8**"**
#20 to #13 - lmrml (12/27/2015) [-]
**lmrml used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**lmrml rolls 5**
hey pal ya dropped something
User avatar #22 to #20 - ridivey (12/27/2015) [-]
**ridivey used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**ridivey rolls 8**
dude you forgot to add this
#24 to #22 - lmrml (12/27/2015) [-]
**lmrml used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**lmrml rolls 1**
no that one's mine, you can have this though
User avatar #25 to #24 - ridivey (12/27/2015) [-]
oh thanks, that's exactly what he needed!
#21 to #20 - lmrml (12/27/2015) [-]
DAMN YOU RNGSUS
User avatar #38 to #13 - stoptakingnames (12/27/2015) [-]
**stoptakingnames used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**stoptakingnames rolls 6**
#8 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
his math is still wrong since there's no guarantee that all 350 posts will be numbered one after the other in this single thread. (ie, it wont be ...1,...2,...3, ...... , ...350)
User avatar #36 to #8 - shadowbreech (12/27/2015) [-]
**** you. I know you're correct, but that's statistics level ******** math, and I just finished a semester of that crap, so get the **** out of here!
#14 to #8 - talked (12/27/2015) [-]
His Math isn't wrong.
User avatar #67 to #14 - emiyashirou ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
His maths is technically still wrong (although not significantly, since he rounded to 1/3 anyway). The chance isn't 1000/350, it's (999/1000)^350 chance to not get 777, so there's a 29.5% chance to get one.
#96 to #67 - silvioberlusconi (12/27/2015) [-]
Finally..
User avatar #9 to #8 - amalone ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
The fact that it is random solves this problem though. Even if a number occurs twice
User avatar #30 to #9 - neokun (12/27/2015) [-]
I don't understand what you mean, the numbers are never the same. Every post is assigned a unique number. Unless i'm understanding you incorrectly.
User avatar #32 to #30 - amalone ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
You are understanding incorrectly. Every post is a unique number, but we're only focused on the last 3 numbers in any given post. So it can be any random number between 000 and 999. That's 1000 numbers total. Given that there are 350 posts, and every one of those posts have a 1 in 1000 chance of being 777, then you'd have a roughly 1/3 chance of 777 appearing somewhere in the thread.
#33 to #32 - neokun (12/27/2015) [-]
Ahh right I get you.
#2 - stalini (12/26/2015) [-]
Math lover proved to be retarded again, nothing new here
#108 - theokkeli (12/27/2015) [-]
**theokkeli used "*roll picture*"**
**theokkeli rolled image** well done
User avatar #100 - coloredundies ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**coloredundies used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**coloredundies rolls 969** get rekt pal
User avatar #101 to #100 - coloredundies ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
MOTHER ****** !
User avatar #53 - derpthefifth (12/27/2015) [-]
K so there's only a 1/3 chance of it getting a name from that thread? I fail to see the problem, maybe he didn't want to entirely submit the name to the will of 4chan.
#39 - WitchKingTroll (12/27/2015) [-]
That sure is a long name
#23 - arthuun (12/27/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong (probably am) but wouldn't the probability be closer to 1 - (.999^350)? Which is closer to .2954 rather 1/3.
By independence the posts would be multiplied, not added together, right?
#26 to #23 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Yup that's right for the way the question was posed - with a 'known' chance of occurrence of 1/1000. In reality you would have to have a way of calculating a rate of posts both on the site and in the thread so you could guess how fast the numbers would be increasing and from that extract a better value for the likelihood of occurrence in the 350 post limit.
#41 to #23 - sacrilegious (12/27/2015) [-]
But the posts aren't independent. If you know post 788 has happened, there is a 0.0 chance of 777 happening. And I don't know how to calculate that.
#154 to #41 - arthuun (12/27/2015) [-]
Depending on the number of posts on the board, the same number can occur multiple times in a thread, so I was just thinking it'd be easier to assume it was independent on the basis that if number xxx is rolled it doesn't change the probability that it can be rolled again eventually in the same thread
#15 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/27/2015) [-]
A lesson on infinite possibilities, expectations and synchronicity
#155 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
There was a chance of 1/3 of the post succeeding, but that also means a chance of 1/3 of you failing. 33.33...% failing is still a high chance of loosing.

The math might be fine, but not thelogic.
#151 - Tortellini (12/27/2015) [-]
While that gets you a close answer that's not actually how you solve that problem. If that was how you did it, 1000 posts would guarantee a 777. The correct way to solve that problem is to do (probability of all of the ways you could roll) - (all the ways you could not roll a 777 in the thread)   
   
The probability of all the possible rolls is of course 1 and all the ways you could not roll a 777 is .999^350 (999 ways out of a 1000 to not roll 777) This becomes 1-.705 or about .295. So a 29.5% chance of a 777 showing up in the thread.   
   
In this case this is very close to OP's calculation of 1/3rd but if we look at the example of 1000 posts (Which OP would say guarantees a 777) we get 1-.999^1000= .632 or a 63.2% chance of a 777 showing up.   
   
Tl;DR: OP is bad at math.
While that gets you a close answer that's not actually how you solve that problem. If that was how you did it, 1000 posts would guarantee a 777. The correct way to solve that problem is to do (probability of all of the ways you could roll) - (all the ways you could not roll a 777 in the thread)

The probability of all the possible rolls is of course 1 and all the ways you could not roll a 777 is .999^350 (999 ways out of a 1000 to not roll 777) This becomes 1-.705 or about .295. So a 29.5% chance of a 777 showing up in the thread.

In this case this is very close to OP's calculation of 1/3rd but if we look at the example of 1000 posts (Which OP would say guarantees a 777) we get 1-.999^1000= .632 or a 63.2% chance of a 777 showing up.

Tl;DR: OP is bad at math.
User avatar #150 - pennsylvaniaoutlaw (12/27/2015) [-]
**pennsylvaniaoutlaw used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**pennsylvaniaoutlaw rolls 607** 777 plz
User avatar #149 - computerlife (12/27/2015) [-]
**computerlife used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**computerlife rolls 140**
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