>be 15
>be at my house
>have gf over
>We're cuddling n' shit in my bed
>We start to play some tonsil hockey
>She pulls me on top of her
>We start grinding on each other
>Grandma walks in
>She the old-fashioned type (No one under 18 can do anything more except hold hands)
>She busts a tit on us
>Flips out on gf's mom
>Try to calm her down
>All she can talk about is "keeping my trouser snake where it belongs"
>Gf is in tears
>Im laughing my ass off
>Gf breaks up with me right then and there
>Grandma dies three days later
>mfw I reflect on it now