Old but Gold. Gonna have to enlarge. Probably one of my favorite 4chan posts. It's all so true.. I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: FIT!" COMEDIANS TELL JOKES it was rea
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Gonna have to enlarge. Probably one of my favorite 4chan posts. It's all so true.

I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21:
FIT!" COMEDIANS TELL JOKES
it was really hot today
know how hot it was? I' ll tell yoai how hot it was!
At was so hot_. that when I was playing TFA, the parc/ s Extinguishing landed a critical hit every time!!
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: 29
met me y' all muthafuckers some shit
aalright, here' s some muthafucking shit right here
crackers and niggaz play games differently and shit
crackers play Quake, them muthafuckers is strafe jumping around and shit,
trying to dodge and shit like a little bitch
when true niggaz play Quake, they be strutting around, firing their- gun and
shit. Real niggaz don' t need to strafe! Real niggaz know how to use a goddamn
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: 32
I went to the store to buy
Stacraft the other day
I accidentally bought a boat
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: 34
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WAS PLAYIN BK) GLOCK THE OTHER DAY AND I DIDN' T SEE ONE SINGLE
BROTHER IN RAPTURE,
AHOW COME THERE ARE NO UNDERWATER NIGGAS?
TTHEN I REALIZED THEY HAVE THEIR OWN UNDERWATER CITY - NEW
ORLEANS
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: 39
Era know people today are complaining "damn this game download is taking FOREVER"
Mutherfuckers, back in the day you had to literally DRIVE TO THE STORE and PICK OUT YOUR GAME and make
HUMAN INTERACTION.
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 21: 48
WHAT' S the DEAL with Call of Duty? Who' s calling? What' s my duty? Why does it call every year? I think I' ll let
the machine get it.
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 22: 02
a game? A GAME?!
lil You don' t even slaughter any Russians!
How can it be a game if the Russians aren' t
involved in any way?
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 22: 08
so I was playing video games oh wait no I wasn' t because I' m
POOR AND MEXICAN
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 22: 11
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I was playin bioshock the other day and i didn' t see one single
hen' nano in rapture.
How come there are no underwater eses?
Then I realized they have their own underwater city, New
Orleans, ese!
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 23:
SO MY BEST FRIEND KANYE WEST CHALLENGED ME TO A GAME
OF BLACK OPS.
RA N D D D Alli Alli Alli l l l
I Anonymous 07/ 06/ ) 23: 22
I was playing Grand Theft Auto N it' s
a really fun game
vaunting around killing random people,
west American Sims gave I' ever played
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#12 - BroStoryCool (07/31/2013) [-]
"So I was praying Farrout the other day, and I rearized there was no Asians!"   
"So I was rike, "Where are all the other Asians?"   
"But then I rearized, we have our own apocaryptic wasteland."   
"Hiroshima!"
"So I was praying Farrout the other day, and I rearized there was no Asians!"
"So I was rike, "Where are all the other Asians?"
"But then I rearized, we have our own apocaryptic wasteland."
"Hiroshima!"
#1 - benevolentpsycho (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Carlos Mencia post was the best
User avatar #20 - bigpapapilgrim (07/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hoped for One with Gabriel Iglesias.
#29 to #20 - JesuschristofAZ (08/01/2013) [-]
I can't play Candy Crush Saga without getting hungry.
#24 - JesuschristofAZ (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like playing video games and shit, but I can't even talk to my homies from the hood about it. I'll be like "You check this Grand Theft Auto V shit out?" and they'll be like "Nigga, I'm still playing pong".
#26 - JesuschristofAZ (08/01/2013) [-]
Are you ever playing video games and it's like BOOOOM, SCREE, AHHH! And then your girlfriend is like giving you head and stuff and she accidentally bites your dick SPLEE! And then you're like "Bro, let's go to the Burger King and shit". 90's jock rock, Hollister, LOUD NOISES! It's funny because I'm so random, right? Thank you Detroit, GOODNIGHT!
User avatar #19 - letmetellyouastory (07/31/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at the Jerry Seinfeld joke, and I have no idea why.
#16 - BerserkerMushroom (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i still like seinfelds humor
i still like seinfelds humor
#2 - teranin ONLINE (07/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
MFW Boat   
   
I love you Mitch Hedberg
MFW Boat

I love you Mitch Hedberg
User avatar #7 - longbowjohnson (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm going to hell for the New Orleans joke
User avatar #25 - gibroner ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
that Aziz Ansari one is spot on
#3 - laziness (07/31/2013) [-]
You get a thumb sir, this was good
You get a thumb sir, this was good
User avatar #22 - willyumz (07/31/2013) [-]
It's RAAAAAAAANDY! With 8 A's!
#21 - killertoby (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Heh, Ricky Gervias is in GTAIV, he's on one of the radio stations as an interviewee.
User avatar #30 to #21 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
He's also one of the featured comedians when you go to comedy club. The other act is Katt Williams, who's also featured in the post above.
#13 - spacedunk (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - kingtacozz (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does anyone have the Dara O'briain talking about Metal Gear Solid?
#32 - gravitystereo (08/01/2013) [-]
I was playing the Mario Kart the other day, and I was thrown off the track by a turtle shell. Who's throwing turtles at eachother? When did this become an okay-thing to do in a kid-oriented game? If that happened to me, someone would have some 'splainin to do.
"Yes officer, that man with the giant mushroom on his head is throwing reptiles at fellow drivers."
User avatar #27 - mostlyshits (08/01/2013) [-]
All these people are doing such good impressions of comedians and I'm just sitting here masturbating.
User avatar #17 - dewydonut (07/31/2013) [-]
Read it in their voices too, especially Ricky Gervais
#11 - AnonymousDonor (07/31/2013) [-]
oh god my sides
how have i never seen this one before?

although they totally butchered mitch hedberg's
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