Oh you

My name isn't Seannessytheking

I serve a purpose to society

I'm a racist sexist paternalistic jingo motherfucker

I respect women by default.
I hate watermelon.
Other white people understand me when I talk.
My scalp does not feel like a sheep.
I think of rap as an attempt at music by someone who can neither sing nor play any instrument.
I haven't pulled racism in the last five minutes.
I correctly pronounce "ask" on a daily basis.
The last thing I remember stealing is a toy car the size of a golf ball when I was in Pre-K.
I cannot beat-box.
I can go more than five minutes without saying anything...
Too much?

I can't run fast but I'm still not in jail.

my suv has regular sized wheels
and i play music with the windows up

also ... im the legal owner

I just took my AP tests, which are only good if you're going to graduate college

i didnt steal my bike

I bought my own bike

When I say nigger it's an insult and not a complement

my dad still lives with me and i have one brother by the same parents

I am related to cops

cops like me

I can read the statement.

I can spell words correctly.

My favorite food is fried chi... kool... watermel... damn.

I have never stolen a bike.

**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at The royal gaurds suck ass ** proof im white