Oh deer, what a party twist. I'm like 120% sure this is a repost, but I haven't seen it on the net in forever, so I'm throwing it out there for some variation.  Party hard Oh Deer
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Oh deer, what a party twist

I'm like 120% sure this is a repost, but I haven't seen it on the net in forever, so I'm throwing it out there for some variation. May or may not be true, but it gives me a giggle. I hope it does for you too.

You guys went believe this, but I swear it.
first high school party
skid no one likes has house to a weekend
eeveryone thinks it ever and decides fer themselves "I' m gonna go to that place. And I' m gonna ******* destroy it."
me; literally everyone Ne ever met is there
eeveryone drinking like a meteor is about to hit the world
acomplete anarchy, hundreds of people and no one is otherthan Ir
we idea where all the alcohol came hem but it' s endless
ssaw a dude **** a sink
ssaw another dude fight the be Not like punch it or knock it ever, but ******* WWE that **** fer ten minutes
meme chick cant handle her **** and freaks, says she' s gonna call the cops. So some other chick knocks her the **** eut_
are getting intense. I' m standing in the kitchen with my beer when
chrashes through the ******* glass deer
ea big ******* retarded beerbust blasts into this house
ihouse full of absolutely ****** up white teenagers
acomplete ******* Pandemonium
meme people scatter, some guys try to wrestle the thing and get destroyed
weer is just WIGGING THE **** OUT and smashing into everything in the house
meme chick STABS IT in the side with a kitchen knife
ait' s already ****** up hem the deer
like crazy all ever the house, people are getting knocked the **** out, Pandemonium
Might about now the cops show up
ihouse leeks like the aftermath ********** civil war battle. Piss, **** , bleed, and broken bodies everywhere
Might about now is where I made my exit
Heard that the cops had to sheet the deer
It set a pretty high bar fer the rest of my partying life-
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Submitted: 07/18/2014
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User avatar #1 - ntobarrev (07/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ah, good old-fashion deer-trash-party. Haven't been to one of those since '09.
User avatar #12 - littleliz ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>my first party
> drinking of course
>be with guy i like in a room all alone
> drunk but still understanding of things
>friend busted in, drunk yelling ****
> we leave go to store to get a smoke
> come back ex is in the kitchen
> hes going through the knife drawer
> says hes going to end it
> ********
> pulls out bagel knife
>i die of laughter
>proceeds to attempt to cut his arm on the bagel knife
>laugh until i pass out
#7 - scandaldog (07/18/2014) [-]
cops' fw
cops' fw
#23 - yonderfork (07/19/2014) [-]
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#27 - neokun ONLINE (07/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What kind of inconsiderate heartless ******* whore of a cunt bitch would stab a deer?!
#5 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [+] (13 replies)
come back after a few weeks away and the first thing I see is a repost... Gonna stay gone.
User avatar #11 to #6 - createdjustnow (07/19/2014) [-]
#26 - murphyslawtesties (07/19/2014) [-]
"some dude is 						*******					 a sink"
"some dude is ******* a sink"
#29 - kevinrox (07/19/2014) [-]
<People's face when at the party.
<People's face when at the party.
#46 - evanxzile (07/19/2014) [-]
Reminds me of Hannibal season 2.
#31 - RockyTheEvilRock (07/19/2014) [-]
"saw a dude **** a sink"
User avatar #30 - wallbuilder (07/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Humour aside, the kind of people who accommodate a party like that disgust me.
"Lol, let's cause tens-of-thousands of dollars damage to this kids house, thereby ******* his parents over too!", though I doubt they think as far ahead as considering that it impacts other people apart from just the kid who lives there. And then the sociopath slut who stabs the deer, and that's considered an acceptable(or at least not reprimandable) action.
User avatar #35 to #32 - wallbuilder (07/19/2014) [-]
Hey, if I come **** up your house in the name of self-satisfaction, will you let me off if I say I was just having fun?
User avatar #21 - coolchalkyxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Op's right............I don't believe it.
User avatar #20 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
John Mulaney   Why I Don't Drink Anymore Just gonna leave this here.
#47 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
Wouldnt it be funny if the sink had one of those blender garbage disposal things and one guy tried to turn on some lights but he actually turned on the blender.
User avatar #28 - fizzor ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
OP got at least one thing right. I don't believe this.
#22 - anonymous (07/19/2014) [-]
Nobody will believe you because your story is ******** . Faggot.
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