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Edited this girl we' ll call her . We were in a relationship fer E months and it was primarily based en Rough sex and lets of alcohol in any is a recipe fer
em prime instincts were to only fuck and compete in the ethanol challenge until sameone became as unstable as Fukishima. Anyways low and behold
she acquired her name because she' s as the name states. . So she cheated on me and I immediately ditched her in the werst way possible. She starts
fucking seme next guy almost a decade older then her and alter a month she thinks she' s going to marry this guy. Now she is a Russian Alcoholic with no future and this guy is a
Muslim whe works at Popeye'; Things seem beautiful frem my perspective I couldn' t see a disaster more clearly myself lfl dropped the Bobomb en Hiroshima myself. Things got
ugly fer her and she got dumped en Christmas eve. And being an attention where she sought me out. Now me being horny and in need of Pussy i made the booty call with stuffing
my mixed emotions down and using only one head at atime.
I didn' t talk to her fer quite a while and when she did she immediately started crying saying things like ""r" ' re always right, I don' t know why I never listen to you" and ' I' m my
ewn werst enemy" Blah blah blah typical slutty remorseful remarks wemen say to try and make you feel like less and less ofcourse thing encouraged my appetite fer humility but fer seme
reason i cannot fathom i backed down and we fucked back to back to back this went en fer 3 days. Nonstop vigorous sex. Then en New Year' s Eve. She tells mete come over to her place to party. I .
By lam she tells me she started guy again and I call her a useless where and go home dick in hand. The next day she tells me she' s sorry and I hung up en her and just kept texting her back
my faveorite sentence Tuck off Whore/' -goonight I got my revenge-
Being the she is I hooked up with her. But befire I went to her place, I went to Taco Bell. Taco Bell runs through me like an Ethiopian village chasing a chicken. I shovelled 5 Tacos into my
threat hole and on my way there I could already feel it coming. Man this shit was hard to certain. It had to brace myself because the Heaver dam was ready to blew. I get to her place 20 minutes later
and within another 5 I have her en her bed naked. Now I kept all my clothes en and only dropped my pants to my ankles because I know what I was about to do would only give me a small window of
opportunity to make my escape. Did I mention earlier she levee licking ass? That' s right. She starts licking me and the moment her mouth is completely engulfed in my asshole I launched an
Intercontinental Ballistic Cruise missile of shit right into her mouth this shit came so fast it had its own sonic boom. The blast radius should uncaused HAZMAT to evacuate a small portion of the city.
Allot of it landed en her bed, She Lurched up so fast I' m surprised she didn' t pass out running to the bathromm frem a head rush. I pulled up my pants and RAN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. I never
laughed so hard in my entire life-