Oh /b/, you so silly. i lol'd it's oc, i made the screenshot myself. File 1 13255_ KB, 144x154, If my anus is ) Edited this girl we' ll call her . We were in a  chan fuck this im going home

Oh /b/, you so silly

i ****** lol'd
it's oc, i made the screenshot myself

File 1 13255_ KB, 144x154, If my anus is )
Edited this girl we' ll call her . We were in a relationship fer E months and it was primarily based en Rough sex and lets of alcohol in any is a recipe fer
em prime instincts were to only **** and compete in the ethanol challenge until sameone became as unstable as Fukishima. Anyways low and behold
she acquired her name because she' s as the name states. . So she cheated on me and I immediately ditched her in the werst way possible. She starts
******* seme next guy almost a decade older then her and alter a month she thinks she' s going to marry this guy. Now she is a Russian Alcoholic with no future and this guy is a
Muslim whe works at Popeye'; Things seem beautiful frem my perspective I couldn' t see a disaster more clearly myself lfl dropped the Bobomb en Hiroshima myself. Things got
ugly fer her and she got dumped en Christmas eve. And being an attention where she sought me out. Now me being horny and in need of Pussy i made the booty call with stuffing
my mixed emotions down and using only one head at atime.
I didn' t talk to her fer quite a while and when she did she immediately started crying saying things like ""r" ' re always right, I don' t know why I never listen to you" and ' I' m my
ewn werst enemy" Blah blah blah typical slutty remorseful remarks wemen say to try and make you feel like less and less ofcourse thing encouraged my appetite fer humility but fer seme
reason i cannot fathom i backed down and we ****** back to back to back this went en fer 3 days. Nonstop vigorous sex. Then en New Year' s Eve. She tells mete come over to her place to party. I .
By lam she tells me she started guy again and I call her a useless where and go home dick in hand. The next day she tells me she' s sorry and I hung up en her and just kept texting her back
my faveorite sentence Tuck off Whore/' -goonight I got my revenge-
Being the she is I hooked up with her. But befire I went to her place, I went to Taco Bell. Taco Bell runs through me like an Ethiopian village chasing a chicken. I shovelled 5 Tacos into my
threat hole and on my way there I could already feel it coming. Man this **** was hard to certain. It had to brace myself because the Heaver dam was ready to blew. I get to her place 20 minutes later
and within another 5 I have her en her bed naked. Now I kept all my clothes en and only dropped my pants to my ankles because I know what I was about to do would only give me a small window of
opportunity to make my escape. Did I mention earlier she levee licking ass? That' s right. She starts licking me and the moment her mouth is completely engulfed in my asshole I launched an
Intercontinental Ballistic Cruise missile of **** right into her mouth this **** came so fast it had its own sonic boom. The blast radius should uncaused HAZMAT to evacuate a small portion of the city.
Allot of it landed en her bed, She Lurched up so fast I' m surprised she didn' t pass out running to the bathromm frem a head rush. I pulled up my pants and RAN THE **** OUT OF THERE. I never
laughed so hard in my entire life-
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#15 - AwzmNorwegian (01/03/2012) [-]
mfw i read this
mfw i read this
#43 - OhHey (01/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey guys, look at my OC!

I mean, I know he posted it, but I took a screencap, so now it's mine!
#25 - verclutch (01/03/2012) [-]
Look at The Description
>it's oc, i made the screenshot myself
>it's oc,
>i made the screenshot myself
User avatar #39 - intabutter (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"It's oc, I made the screenshot myself" lolwut.
#12 - elmokllr **User deleted account** (01/03/2012) [-]
How I felt after reading.
User avatar #4 - sepheroth (01/03/2012) [-]
#17 - thehobgobbler (01/03/2012) [-]
**thehobgobbler rolls 78** my face the entire story.....then i lol'd super hard at then end
#38 - Eralus (01/03/2012) [-]
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#34 - VICTORx (01/03/2012) [-]
I can now go to sleep happy
User avatar #36 - AnExAnon (01/03/2012) [-]
> its oc, i made the screenshot myself
>I made the screenshot myself
>implying taking a screenshot off 4chan and posting it on fj is oc.
**** you.
User avatar #31 - Aiwatcher (01/03/2012) [-]
I love the metaphors. This is brilliant.
#22 - isaacc (01/03/2012) [-]
Nice story bro +1
#21 - dubator ONLINE (01/03/2012) [-]
#16 - jonasmsv (01/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's not "OC" if you screencaped it. It's "OC" if you wrote it! Learn your 						****					 or   
<---She will cut you
It's not "OC" if you screencaped it. It's "OC" if you wrote it! Learn your **** or
<---She will cut you
#13 - stemo (01/03/2012) [-]

#6 - Schiffy (01/03/2012) [-]
Holy **** , I saw that somewhere around 8-9PM when I was lurking! I lol'd pretty hard.
#44 - xxxpzoneloverxxx (01/04/2012) [-]
I think this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read in my life.
User avatar #32 - rightbehindyou (01/03/2012) [-]
somebody start the slow clap...
#27 - Wumbologist (01/03/2012) [-]
Oh god I laughed so hard.
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