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Oh Dear God Why??. Some relationships aren't supposed to last... Hope you enjoy this funny!. I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon. EDI

Some relationships aren't supposed to last... Hope you enjoy this funny!

I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon.
EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "soon."
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HUBER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 12/ 18/ 09() h/ ed) 14: 46: 43 No. 118143524
My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to
make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that wary morning alter she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One
night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started
talking shit, about how I' m no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldnt siren feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldnt get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. Iwanted to embarrass her as much
as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
Iwent to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. athen went to my secret stash and got a bottle ofline. I mouldiest image her
reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered
in all. I got so excited Clerked giggled my saluto sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldnt stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh
my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. Iwas in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and
let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going effin the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet
and stood up Still shitting all place. Marbles rolling all floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said
What the 'aee" Ijust laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss allthough.
h a h a wtf
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - ICEDgrunge
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(11/14/2012) [-]
It appears as if she

...

Lost her marbles.
#29 to #12 - BroadSword
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You mean the kid lost all his marbles
#38 to #12 - cheeriosyousay [OP]
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#26 to #12 - secondlawprevails
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#13 to #12 - bigbeaufort
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(11/14/2012) [-]
You sir, are very funny
#15 to #13 - ICEDgrunge
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I try my friend, it's all for you guys.
I try my friend, it's all for you guys.
#34 to #15 - EdwardNigma
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Relevant?
Relevant?
User avatar #45 to #34 - hemming
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Looks kinda fake, unless he was soaked in gas or some other flamable **** he would never have lighted up that fast...
User avatar #70 to #45 - bothemastaofall
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That looks real to me
#49 to #45 - zielscheibe
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Well - it seems he has a bottle or something of gas sitting right besides him ... and as he hits the ground you can see the * bottle * or what the hell ever bouncing - and while he is falling it is a little slower than him .... so ... gues yes this looks legit to me
User avatar #63 to #49 - hemming
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Yeah i had already seen the bottle before commenting, and like i said, unless he's covered in the contents of the bottle then HE HIMSELF would not light up that fast,
User avatar #64 to #49 - hemming
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Also, you gotta ask yourself, Who the hell is recording this?
Who walks by and sees a man in a window and is like " ERMAHGERD I GOTTA FILM THIS GUY STANDING IN A WINDOW HAHA LOL" ?
#27 to #12 - johndapro
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#5 - mrmeowmixmcgee
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" I got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep."   
   
....ah, if i had a nickel for every time that's happened to me, i'd probably have 4 nickels.
" I got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep."

....ah, if i had a nickel for every time that's happened to me, i'd probably have 4 nickels.
#50 - Matengel
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at "I got so excited I jerked off and giggled myself to sleep"
#23 - yunnie
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(11/14/2012) [-]
**yunnie rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at One Lucky Pickle ** HFW she realized
User avatar #21 - koobzacc
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(11/14/2012) [-]
>packed her ****

XD
#18 - chuffberry
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#58 - kruzer
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******* great! xD
#1 - alioni
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(11/13/2012) [-]
i peed a little.
#32 - meatymanbearpig
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#60 - snaresinger
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(11/14/2012) [-]
I laugh like a ************ every time I read this.   
   
The point being that I have read this. Many times. On this site.
I laugh like a ************ every time I read this.

The point being that I have read this. Many times. On this site.