Oh 4chan..

Anonymous (ID: /) M/ I 3/ 12( Fri) 23: 35: 29 No/ 393205389
hey /h/ i need an excused absences from school what do?
shoot your parents.
Get suspended. Skip school. Fake sick. Kill family member/ skip school for funeral/ emotional healing
m you' re parents.
rape them hard
xx Call the school and tell them Your suicidal
xx don' t go to school that day
or excused absence
xx will only have to take a 15 minute evaluation next day
Did this shit in high school cu: I wanted to go home early and my teacher wouldn' t let me leave. Told him why I said that shit the next day and he was
cool with it.