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#634 to #562 - idancethefoxtrot (02/26/2012) [-]
A box of letters and memorabilia is trying to rape me and I must try to fight it off with a nine-ish inch dirk...
User avatar #632 to #562 - jobacoglue **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
My printer has to fight off a hammer. This isn't going to work.
User avatar #631 to #562 - cloukora (02/26/2012) [-]
I have to fight off an airsoft gun battery with an energy drink....I THINK I'm good, I could just toss some of it onto the battery, should kill it right?
#623 to #562 - bluelightbebop (02/26/2012) [-]
... WHAT DO I DO?!
#622 to #562 - destismad (02/26/2012) [-]
I have to fight off my computer with a plastic bag full of clothes. If I can get it just right, it'll be across the room. :)
User avatar #618 to #562 - lizzythecoolone **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
To my right a chair,
to my left, a plate....



dafuq am i supposed to do now?
User avatar #617 to #562 - SilentStranger (02/26/2012) [-]
A pillow is trying to rape me and my xBox is trying to fight it off.


This is going to be great! xD
User avatar #616 to #562 - raichuusetundabolt (02/26/2012) [-]
so the right speaker wants to rape me,
and all i have is the left speaker to defend myself,
doesn't matter, had sex
User avatar #613 to #562 - rockstarwolf (02/26/2012) [-]
Well, a stack of computer games and shit to my right
and a painting of my dogs to my left.

I think i would win
User avatar #597 to #562 - thunderkrux (02/26/2012) [-]
My right wall is trying to kill me and my left wall is supposed to protect me???


LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE
#595 to #562 - sonicblaster (02/26/2012) [-]
i need to beat up a sink with a coke can im fucked
#588 to #562 - DancingReaper (02/26/2012) [-]
to my right is a stuffed animal my mom gave me and to my left is a window.......
well it seems I'm fucked

User avatar #587 to #562 - infiniteinfinitude (02/26/2012) [-]
Okay...So the wall is now alive. Great....And to my left is a cup of tea....Yep, I'm fucked.
User avatar #586 to #562 - riotkarl (02/26/2012) [-]
to my right a poster of bob marley.
to my left a pillow.
i am so fucked.......
User avatar #590 to #586 - bakonforall (02/26/2012) [-]
stoner pillow fight. Oh GOD!!
#601 to #590 - riotkarl (02/26/2012) [-]
Now this will be fun...
Me Gusta
User avatar #605 to #601 - bakonforall (02/26/2012) [-]
now excuse me while i rectally dominate my dresser using only my cell phone...
User avatar #585 to #562 - loneranger (02/26/2012) [-]
Pack of Marlboro blend 27's to my right and a menu from a local tex mex restaurant to my left...
#582 to #562 - leadpenguin (02/26/2012) [-]
Fighting off a rapist bookshelf with my roommate for a weapon
Fighting off a rapist bookshelf with my roommate for a weapon
User avatar #580 to #562 - jakerfv (02/26/2012) [-]
To my right, wall.

To my left, grocery bag.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I have no further comment.
#576 to #562 - trollsidon (02/26/2012) [-]
I have speaker as my weapon and plate as the rapist.....   
BY THE POWER OF METAL,   
I BANISH THEE!
I have speaker as my weapon and plate as the rapist.....
BY THE POWER OF METAL,
I BANISH THEE!
User avatar #575 to #562 - zubei (02/26/2012) [-]
Right and left speakers, lolwut?
User avatar #572 to #562 - watchinniggazdrop (02/26/2012) [-]
To my right is a picture of the red bird from Angry Birds.
To my left is a replica of a star wars ship

I GOT DIS
#579 to #572 - watchinniggazdrop (02/26/2012) [-]
Forgot to use this pic
User avatar #570 to #562 - nichsell (02/26/2012) [-]
Well I have a small dog to my right, and a bigger dog to my left. This is gonna be interesting.
#568 to #562 - rainbowbrooke **User deleted account** (02/26/2012) [-]
Right... the object to my right is a sofa, so pretty fucked up. The object to my left is a candle.
Right... the object to my right is a sofa, so pretty fucked up. The object to my left is a candle.
#571 to #568 - trollsidon (02/26/2012) [-]
Light the bitch on fire.
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