Of Star Trek and rape. . F Anonymous ) Hostile alien: I' m going to rape your mom. Hoard: Can we talk about this for a little ? Hostile alien: And your dad. Hoa Star Trek Rape picard janeway kirk Spock aliens more rape
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Hostile alien: I' m going to rape your mom.
Hoard: Can we talk about this for a little ?
Hostile alien: And your dad.
Hoard: I' m sure we can ware to same sat of an arrangement.
Hostile alien: And you.
Hoard: I had an away team wire your ship with explosives while we were chatting, you have fifteen minutes to leave Federation
space. Maybe, MAYBE if you gtta, I wont push this button.
Hostile alien: Perhaps we are not so different after all.
Hostile alien: I' m going ta rape your mom.
Janeway: So you have access ta Earth?
Hostile alien: And your dad.
Janeway: We can share this technology, unite our peoples, benefit each other through cooperation.
Hostile alien: And you.
Janeway: Except we wont let you get your filthy RENE hands on any of OUR technology, so really, you' d kinda just be giving us stuff
for no reason. Also, we wont actually be cooperating with you in anything that doesn' t directly benefit us, so its more like you agree ta
berrie our vessel than any sat of friendly alliance. Furthermore, we want to-
Hostile alien: Operation rape is gal
Janeway: Quick, Tuvok, target the part of their ship that will help us get home, but try to leave everything else in one piece!
Magic device explodes, hostiles are still fine]
Janeway: I warned you. We could have cooperated!
Hostile alien: We' re going to fight you tar a few weeks, then get replaced by other aliens in the hopes of convincing people that the
plat is advancing.
The Bag: Did somebody say plat advancement?
Hostile alien: I' m going ta rape your mom.
Hostile alien: And your dad.
Hint: Analysis, Mr. Spock.
Spock: The aliens rape army is almost fully charged, Captain.
Hint: So saai? How can that be?
Spock: Unknown, Captain. Curran rape array needs at least two hours to charge.
Hostile alien: And you.
Kirk: Sway! We need more rape!
Sway: Ah came break the laws of physics, Cap' n!
Kirk: Why do you LIE like that, Sway‘?
five seconds later, in the engine room]
Kirk: Just hook the rape capacitor up to my junk.
McCoy: You cant DO this, Jim! its madness! You' ll burn souljunk off!
Spock: I must concur with the doctor, Captain. All probabilities indicate that this plan will not succeed.
Kirk: I HAVE to . The ship NEWSFEEDS me. And... if that... .. bums off mrjunk... so be it. A Captain... must...
Sway hooks up rape capacitor]
Sway: I dinna believe this! Hels powered up our rape array to full power!
McCoy: GET HIM THERE!
rape array fires]
in sickbay]
Hint: I never thought I' d be so happy ta have you paying so much attention to mrjunk, Sonars.
McCoy: All in a day' s wont.
Spock: Captain, if I may be so bald, your decision ta hook up the rape capacitor seemed... mast illogical. On what did you base your
thear?
Hint: Intuition, Mr. Spock. You see, we humans and our psychological makeup are better than every other possible species in the
entire universe, including other humans with superpowers and humans that have ascended to gm. Theta how I knew that if we
had a human conected ta the rape capacitor, we' d be able to rape anything else in the universe.
Spock: I find your ideology childish, sentimental, and devoid of reason.
Kirk: I raped your mom.
Everybody laughs at Spock, roll credits]
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#3 - teranin ONLINE (08/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
and of course, the most badass of all the captains is not included once again.
and of course, the most badass of all the captains is not included once again.
#4 to #3 - couriersix (08/28/2013) [-]
I feel ya bro Sisko is best captain, you never did know how an episode was gonna turn out. Even the Odo vs Quark episodes had some twists.
I feel ya bro Sisko is best captain, you never did know how an episode was gonna turn out. Even the Odo vs Quark episodes had some twists.
#1 - mrangerbob (08/28/2013) [-]
How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.
#2 - xast (08/28/2013) [-]
too accurate
too accurate
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