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OP You Bastard

The tags are good qualities of One Direction.

qlt Girl he been crushing en
qlt Shorter than me, adorable in everyway
We have sex regularly
Se tegether far many were
Trust her unconditionally
One day, she sits madame for a talk
Has a sad leek en her face
She tells the she was raped at few weeks back
She were to get an STD test and (stund out she was HIV positive
We' had sex at least 4 times alter
She just tells the new because she was scared M telling me
Suddenly. bahd upwith unca) n. tillable rage
Punch herein the face as hard as I can
She tells new
Still pissed eff. cant even see straight
A keep punching her as I can
Gets to a point where her face is a pool ? bleed
Blood splashes ente my shirt when I punch
Keep punching
Leave, her parents cents home after
t Fast forward a few weeks
She' s in a face bandage, stitches everywhere
She told her parents a robber came in aad did this
She did ht want me in jail "cause she felt bad
Suddenly feel terrible inside
A Go analogize three weeks later
A Ask her sister where she is
Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she feil' inte a coma
Run to the hospital to say sorry refere its tee late
I Get to her were
a Green the deer
Get en the liner
Everybody walk the dinasaur
DP what the hell is twang with yen.
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Submitted: 06/30/2012
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#41 - logicisdumb (07/01/2012) [-]
**logicisdumb rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Gore Compilation ** I thought the description was funnier than the repost....
#11 - fjnewbie (07/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Read last line first.
#27 - plasmaballs (07/01/2012) [-]
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#22 - phantomseeker ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
> See title   
> read last lines first   
> MFW I know what's coming
> See title
> read last lines first
> MFW I know what's coming
User avatar #43 - blazekingxxx (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
these are just not funny anymore its always the same

Example

>Something
>Something
>Something
>Something
>Something
>She grabbed my dick
>Spaghetti
#50 - noizstar (07/01/2012) [-]
i love these types of post.
i love these types of post.
#42 - senorfrog (07/01/2012) [-]
Dammit, I love this that start serious then end funny.
#20 - gatodelfuego (07/01/2012) [-]
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#12 - funmanigro (07/01/2012) [-]
OP i've seen this exactly 35 times, 20 of them were on funnyjunk's frontpage
User avatar #37 - mattmenzo ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
Did he get tested?
User avatar #34 - trafon (07/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
what does "everyboy walk the dinosaur" mean?
#40 to #34 - ohlookporn ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #26 - dwiteschrute (07/01/2012) [-]
RRRRREEEEPPPOOOOSSSTTTT
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#52 - donntoby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 - billykinhogan (07/01/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #28 - kogmaw (07/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
newfags dont know how to >greentext
User avatar #29 to #28 - khalidshoukat (07/01/2012) [-]
even if he's a newfag, that was pretty damn good
#23 - schrodi (07/01/2012) [-]
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#14 - fukkentyranitar (07/01/2012) [-]
******* REPOST!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#17 - iwanttodie (07/01/2012) [-]
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