OP Meets His Cousin

hfw he finds jeff

He was probably possessed by a vietnam veteran.

Dave's not here, man.

You mean,
"Jeff got them."

Jeff is killer.

my wisdom teeth are getting removed tomorrow, i am FUCKING DOING THIS SHIT!!!!!

Trust me, when you wake up, you won't even be able to remember this post. It's like when you first wake up in the middle of the night, only you never really get a sense of what's going on. Plus you don't want to yell like that. You'll tear your stitches.

what do you mean "wake up" you cant be asleep for this, you'd choke on your togue.

I don't know man, all I remember is talking to the nurse about some shit, getting jabbed in the arm with a needle saying I hate getting shots, then the next thing I know I'm in a wheel chair with my face wrapped up. How am I supposed to know if I was asleep or not?

fair enough :3

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled in March, now I can't wait.

what are lapels

I liked it! does it have a explication? science and stuff...

BGRSAH DSEII GWGSOS TIYTSGS HIGRM

Wut?

also, very drunk...

Quick solution when one of the people from the party gain suspicion of you.

"IT WAS HIM!"

meep

take this gif as my gift of appreciation!

oh god this is my favorite

how does he perform such acts of magic.

that explains why she is so fucking fat

''Forcey fun time''

I lost my shit at "Beef wellington ensemble"

And I just found it...You can thank me later

My shit had a darker colour, and a more grainy texture. This is not my shit.

Lost it at peepee friction pleasure. It's just too much

>whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers

Best comment!/story

I think i'll start using 'twisting plank-handles.'

rooty tooty pointy and shooty...

reminds me

oh crap, i fucked up the picture, my bad

**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #505968 at Friendly **
I KEEP CLICKING, BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! WHY WON'T IT GROW?!

But then I was like

That is brilliant!

I had to leave my living room where my family was and come to my room to finish reading and laugh manicaly to myself!

And from the depths of my reaction folder I find... Another!

>madness reference

oh my nigga.

madness! brilliant!

i don't get the joke at the end but the rest of the story actually had me choking on laughter. so nice one

This may Help;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p4RWBCEFRo

Song: Our House, Artist: Madness

I found another one of mine, but I never got round to posting it on 4chan so I'll just put it here:

>Driving along one day, coming back from visiting mum
>See a hitch-hiker
>He looks pretty beat up, is on crutches, something wrong with eye
>Decide to be a good guy and give him a ride
>Introduces himself, says his name is Joe
>Ask him what happened
>He tells me that he injured his leg and lost his eye whilst serving in the armed forces
>He is pretty cool guy
>Turns out that his wife divorced him when he got back and left with some other guy
>Can't afford healthcare, was barely able to buy crutches after his initial treatment (obviously he got emergency treatment, being in the army and all)
>Eye treatment was a bit shitty
>Tells me that he had to sew his eye socket shut with cotton thread after the wound opened back up to prevent infection
>Hardcore.jpg
>Get into town
>Ask him where he wants to be dropped off
>He says that he doesn't care, is homeless

This one's long so I'll split it into two comments...

>I offer to let him stay for the night
>He is really happy, singing and dancing and shit
>Calls me a kind young man
>Ohstopityou.png
>Get back home, explain situation to wife
>Expect her to flip shit, she doesn't
>Every thing went better than expected
>Later that night
>Wake up, notice wife has gone
>Oh shit

One more...

>Look for her, hear noises from the guest room
>Sounds like sex
>Grab lamp, burst into room
>Bastard Joe has realised that I'm up by now
>He's climbing out the window, naked
>Think that he can't get away without his crutches
>Not only could he walk, he could run and he had my car keys
>Run downstairs just in time to see him driving off into the horizon
>After that I gave up
>Divorced wife
>Sold everything I own, became a traveller
>Searching for that bastard
>Trying to find out where he went, or even where he came from
>Where did you come from?
>Where did you go?
>Where did you come from?
>Cotton eyed Joe?

thank you so much!

i have too much love for you right now!

i'm in america, and it's probably because it was a private school, but we called it P.E. as well.

ALPHA AS FUCK

>I autochain a sick 45 hit combo
Omg that got me so good

*their

what are you doing here jennifer

Posting pictures of me I see.

Oh god, that's awesome xD I have a gif of you... That's weird. Who drew the picture of Link by the way?

Me back in 2008, I'm an art major.

Wow, that is awesome! Well... Keep on walking the dinosaur I guess xD