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OMFG SCOTTISHH

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File: 13382621 93 KB, 210x118, )
is Be at club
is Talking up with 9/ and 8/ 10' s.
is Landwhale in mini skirt out of nowhere
is Scares the chicks away
is Trieste hit en me and friends
TECK OFF" eur scottish buddy yells.
is It' s effective.
is She dissapears.
s During the night we see her lurking nearby a funtimes, dissapearance we spot her.
s One of furfriend has tee much to drink, lays down en a couch near editable (we had vip passes SC) we were at the VIP area)
is A few mins later we cemo back
Landwhale is laying en the couch, she seems to be humping the couch
is Suddently a hand semes out hem under her
C) MFG SCOUT
is She was laying en top of Scotty and humping him
s Scotty has spit and lipstick all ever his face, his clothes are full of her sweat
is Scotty breathes and gasps fer air like he wasjust underwater
is She was to eat his face
is Landwhale has dissapeared.
We get the **** out eitherr
b On the way out Landwhale appears, tries to grab scottyy arm and pull him towards her.
is of scotty with landwhale
s Her sweaty fingers slips of his arm, she falls en the floor, starts wailing and crying SC) loud it almost sound like a siren/ mating call mix
is Suddently even bigger fatty apears
is It was furfriend
is Yell at us
is Scotty is all rage
YA FECKING COME NEAR ME AGAIN I' MMA ******* PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE-
is Alpha landwhale tries to shove Sleety
is He punches her in the nose
I FECKING WARNED YA
is Both landwhales are crying
is We walk out not giving a **** , Scotty actually asked to be hosed down at a department store nearby.
And that' s how Scotty became a braver man than any other in bur tawn and faught the landwhale
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#7 - eiramart (10/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#3 - buttplugmaster (10/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
jesus christ, poor scotty.
#16 - pappathethird (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Time for a joke   
   
Two men are sitting in a bar overhearing a conversation between two heavy women at the table next to theirs.   
One of them walks over to the the two women.   
"Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice your accent. Are you two ladies from Scotland?"   
"Wales!" they angrily reply   
"Oh, sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"   
   
Badum tss
Time for a joke

Two men are sitting in a bar overhearing a conversation between two heavy women at the table next to theirs.
One of them walks over to the the two women.
"Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice your accent. Are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales!" they angrily reply
"Oh, sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"

Badum tss
User avatar #6 - danielsturk (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Scottish friend
>Named Scotty
#22 - XboxJunky (10/26/2013) [-]
Lost it at "I FECKING WARNED YA"
Lost it at "I FECKING WARNED YA"
User avatar #10 - zaxzwim (10/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i have this scottish guy in a few of my classes, he is 2 years older than me and only came over here last year.
Some of the time when the teacher asks him to do something he yells "i can't do it miss/sir, i don't have the power" or something similar depending on who it is.
#8 - riverofchex (10/26/2013) [-]
"fought the landwhale"
User avatar #34 - mrjweezy (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ask for some pickles....4
"just put a little sweet onion sauce on"....drenched in sauce
one of the little trays the chicken comes in has like 3 pieces of meat.
"well that seems like your problem ******** "
User avatar #35 to #34 - danilawleit (10/26/2013) [-]
Wrong post
#21 - razorlupus **User deleted account** (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
SCOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
SCOOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
#26 - phudgepacker (10/26/2013) [-]
mfw "FECK OFF"
mfw "FECK OFF"
#57 - peggscott (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A couple of comments with people calling a bluff on a Scottish person called Scotty

I'm Scottish, and my name is Scott... I do actually get called Scotty... Just to show that its not uncommon
#33 - warlockrichard (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #58 - xoyv (10/26/2013) [-]
"...you know, one time, my friend scotty fought a whale"
#31 - StarvedSouthKorean (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I ******* hate fat bitches. They're so god damn disgusting. They need to lose some ******* weight and become attractive. What good is an unattractive girl? Women should look good at all times.
#32 to #31 - jonnyea (10/26/2013) [-]
I ******* hate justin bieber fans. They're so god damn disgusting. They need to lose some ******* weight and become attractive
#4 - jeffiepete (10/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
What does the picture of 'The Stig' have to do with this story??
User avatar #39 - thedutchs (10/26/2013) [-]
Poor Scotty. Noone deserves that.
User avatar #15 - TimBisley (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
******** , Scottish people don't say "feck"
User avatar #14 - darthsanti (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Scotty Doesn't Know >scotty
User avatar #24 to #14 - whycanticaps (10/26/2013) [-]
that would be absolutely soul crushing
#5 - DANEATSfatKIDS (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pic. related. Scotty.
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