BECAUSE OF FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW !

Because its funny

No its not

Pretty bold words from someone who's afraid of drafts.
Anemophobia: a fear of drafts, gusts of air, wind

How would that relate to this? go wiki other things and type in the definitions on comments

The weather man said it's going to be windy today. You must be terrified.

I don't have it, that's just my profile name

Well why is it your profile name? It's not nice to lie.

Were you banned for farting too often?

No. It's because a lot of people just couldn't handle my awesome.

Then we are both liars

I'm not lying. I have been banned far too often. For being awesome.

But not for farting

Nah. Don't you know that girls never fart?

That's true so I guess you're right

So. Did you even know what Anemophobia was before you made it your user?

Of course I did. what kind of idiot doesn't know what they're naming themselves

Oh you would be surprised.

Any examples?

Yeah. My brother. He told me that he was alnenophobic. Yeah. Okay.

Lol its like when people get hugs and they say they don't want hugs because they a.
re claustrophobic

Well to me, and apparently plenty of others, it is, so it got thumbed up.

That's because people on fj thumb anything up nowadays. Most of the posts on the front page aren't funny to anyone irl only to 12 year olds

Just because I believe something is funny, and you do not, doesn't mean that you need to insult me. Though it is rather ironic seeing as how your insult is to call me a twelve year old and, therefor, immature, while the insult itself shows your maturity level. But yes, I find it funny, and no, I am not twelve. Big deal, right?