No title can give this story justice. . File: mg (22 KB. 268x263) There was a bratty god thread last night. so let' s have at shitty job stories thread sweetly  No title can give this story justice File: mg (22 KB 268x263) There was a bratty god thread last night so let' s have at shitty job stories sweetly
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There was a bratty god thread last night. so let' s have at shitty job stories thread
sweetly spend time cleaning god awful messes left by patients
sin psych ward one day
knew loony patient comes in
refind out he murdered his wife
stabbed her 26 times
she then cut off his right hand and ear
has fucking insane and somewhat
i have to meet this man
t take long, the second night he was there he shit all over his bed, and apparently "assaulted" a nurse
We gets full body strapped to another bed by 2 cops and i' m called in to clean his old bed
siit. Ernst, mun whit is dripping off of it pooling underneath. try to clean it quickly
we starts talking to me, surprisingly lucid and polite
reeks me my name. how i like my job, tells me his name
Hays he' s Michael ‘Stone Cold" Jackson
sjek. his legal name is actually dove something
was a psychotic break when he is called anything but Mike, Michael. or Stone toold
Hells me about how the cunt nurse kept calling him the wrong name and so he got his revenge
she tells me he masturbated 7 times the night before and kept putting the has in his mouth, waiting to strike
drnurse. walks in to up his morphine cause he was complaining
We spits the giant mouthful of Stone Cold skeet at mach 5 speed (his words] into her face, getting in her mouth, nose and eyes
what he did, he loses his shit and starts laughing hysterically. makes me think of miggs from silence of the lambs, kek
at get nervous and we
tinest! day i find out has NIV positive and that nurse will ' have AIDS. she was a cunt though
mmfw
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User avatar #8 - viatio
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>he spits the giant mouthful of stone cold skeet
Hahahaha.
>next day I find out he's HIV positive
... oh
#18 to #8 - superduperpuper
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HIV = NOT distributed with semen (okay isn`t it strange I used this word two times outside of **** today?)

#4 - drakonov
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omg wut?
#13 - jandude
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she won't get HIV from getting jizzed in the face unless she has open wounds on her face or in her nose or mouth. To get that way without it touching any of her blood he would have had to used a come buckets of stone cold skeet.
>pic related he would get HIV from getting aidsjizz into his nose
User avatar #14 to #13 - closothehomosexual
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She got some in her mouth though
User avatar #15 to #14 - ImmortalBaconEater
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It doesn't matter as long as it doesn't enter her bloodstream
#19 to #15 - superduperpuper
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Also: The infection doesn`t spread by getting semen into the bloodstream (oh well maybe if she were to swallow nine litres of it or so MAYBE! (whore))

It's spread by microscopic small wounds that open during intercourse and allow blood to blood infection (That's why also men can get it from sleeping with a woman (even if the possibility is slightly lower because the penis is like a +3protection version of the the vagina))
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#5 - anon id: a8ddbae8
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Fortunately, HIV is difficult to spread through mucous membranes that are not compromised. Furthermore, there is a treatment that can be given to those with recent HIV exposure within the last 24 hours that minimizes risk of infection. Unless she had some open sores in her mouth, she should be fine.
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User avatar #2 - cowcubrub
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I remember this thread. He posted more didn't he?
User avatar #11 to #2 - crowd
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you just said you remembered the thread.
So did he post more or not?
User avatar #20 to #11 - cowcubrub
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Yes, I think he did but I wasn't sure.
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