No Spoilers Here. Just kidding, there are spoilers.. File: -( 113 KB, lofe/ a, fresh walt, jpg) Nerthin is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned u spoiler alert breaking bad Fresh prince lol poetry slam jam bam Crystal Meth loldrugs

No Spoilers Here

Just kidding, there are spoilers.

File: -( 113 KB, lofe/ a, fresh walt, jpg)
Nerthin is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Ifyou' ye got a minute that' s as long as itll take
I' ll tell you how I became the prince eta feed called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and raised
Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school
And meanin' bout the boiler 'cause the showers tee cool,
When a couple tfguys, they were opte good
Started making crystal in my neighbourhood
Dad didn' t cemo heme ene night and my mem ****** Ted
And said "You' re moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead"
I asked fer a car and my dad said "here"
License plate said "Flynn" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I wandered heath's carcas acquired-
But I thought nah, forget it, ).
I, found, out about my dad about B months later,
And how he' d been arrested by Gems St Schrader,
My mem got a call, she didn' t leek tee chill
Poltergust called, Uncle Hank is kill".
IO/ IO
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#2 - jakekel (09/16/2013) [-]
That is the best take on fresh prince opening I've ever read.
That is the best take on fresh prince opening I've ever read.
#3 - mugvart (09/16/2013) [-]
#17 - oenomaus (09/17/2013) [-]
Haha hank is kill
Haha hank is kill
User avatar #4 - McBalls (09/17/2013) [-]
This is the best ******* thing ever
#16 - pappathethird (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is amazing
This is amazing
#5 - penguinmonk (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed for way too long over this.
#31 - guymandude (09/17/2013) [-]
"Dad didn't come home one night and my mom ****** Ted
and said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead"
#29 - hoskins (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
IF THAT WAS A ******* SPOILER I WILL ******* HUNT YOU DOWN

THE TITLE SAID NO SPOILERS HERE
I ******* HATE YOU SO DAMN MUCH OP
#28 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
is this in reference to something? i dont really get it...
#33 to #28 - dross (09/17/2013) [-]
It's from 'Walter White's A Series of Unfortunate Events.'


I see you, troll. 0/10
#24 - maddboiy (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #30 - mamen (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** . Started watching breaking bad today, and I just finished episode 5. I swear to **** if that Mom ****** ted part was a spoiler, holy **** .

Stopped reading at that
I don't even know who ted is
User avatar #23 - guiguito (09/17/2013) [-]
this is epic aparently, and i have no clue why.
User avatar #22 - bradyrussell (09/17/2013) [-]
I have no pic worthy of such epicness
User avatar #20 - makomirocket (09/17/2013) [-]
wow, this is just too good
#15 - anonymous (09/17/2013) [-]
lol lost it at the bo bo bo bonfire part
User avatar #13 - jaysnk (09/17/2013) [-]
Stumbling to school
i damn near pissed mahself
#12 - drillaz (09/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Don't look at it
Walt's family life is kill, Hank is kill, Jesse will probably live somehow, Walt and Jesse will buy a new RV and sell meth in Missouri
User avatar #18 to #14 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
That's so wrong it's unbelievable
Walt's cancer comes back but he then gains amazing regenerative abilities and becomes deadpool
User avatar #8 - sexypandas (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**** son... I was waiting for the episodes to pile up so I could watch'em at once, but I forgot I'd get spoilers all over FJ...
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