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No Spoilers Here. Just kidding, there are spoilers.. File: -( 113 KB, lofe/ a, fresh walt, jpg) Nerthin is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned u

Just kidding, there are spoilers.

File: -( 113 KB, lofe/ a, fresh walt, jpg)
Nerthin is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Ifyou' ye got a minute that' s as long as itll take
I' ll tell you how I became the prince eta feed called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and raised
Eating breakfast, was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school
And meanin' bout the boiler 'cause the showers tee cool,
When a couple tfguys, they were opte good
Started making crystal in my neighbourhood
Dad didn' t cemo heme ene night and my mem fucked Ted
And said "You' re moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead"
I asked fer a car and my dad said "here"
License plate said "Flynn" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I wandered heath's carcas acquired-
But I thought nah, forget it, ).
I, found, out about my dad about B months later,
And how he' d been arrested by Gems St Schrader,
My mem got a call, she didn' t leek tee chill
Poltergust called, Uncle Hank is kill".
IO/ IO
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#2 - jakekel
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(09/16/2013) [-]
That is the best take on fresh prince opening I've ever read.
That is the best take on fresh prince opening I've ever read.
#3 - mugvart
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(09/16/2013) [-]
#17 - oenomaus
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Haha hank is kill
Haha hank is kill
User avatar #4 - McBalls
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(09/17/2013) [-]
This is the best ******* thing ever
#16 - pappathethird
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(09/17/2013) [-]
This is amazing
This is amazing
#21 to #16 - regardsuncledolan
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Damnit I miss Mike
And Hank and Gomie
#5 - penguinmonk
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(09/17/2013) [-]
I laughed for way too long over this.
User avatar #6 to #5 - funnychemaster
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(09/17/2013) [-]
No way man, this was good ****
#31 - guymandude
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(09/17/2013) [-]
"Dad didn't come home one night and my mom ****** Ted
and said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead"
#29 - hoskins
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(09/17/2013) [-]
IF THAT WAS A ******* SPOILER I WILL ******* HUNT YOU DOWN

THE TITLE SAID NO SPOILERS HERE
I ******* HATE YOU SO DAMN MUCH OP
#37 to #29 - rhodry [OP]
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(09/17/2013) [-]
The description said JK. Let the hate flow through you my young padawan learner.
#40 to #37 - hoskins
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(09/18/2013) [-]
MOTHER ****** I WILL MAKE YOU TEA BAG A ******* BEAR TRAP.
MOTHER ****** I WILL MAKE YOU TEA BAG A ******* BEAR TRAP.
#42 to #40 - rhodry [OP]
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#28 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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(09/17/2013) [-]
is this in reference to something? i dont really get it...
#33 to #28 - dross
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(09/17/2013) [-]
It's from 'Walter White's A Series of Unfortunate Events.'


I see you, troll. 0/10
User avatar #39 to #33 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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(09/17/2013) [-]
no not trolling i have never seen that show thanks for clarifying
#24 - maddboiy
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User avatar #27 to #24 - PigeonOnKrak
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(09/17/2013) [-]
Oh look - meat and potato