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Nagasaki

I Anonymous (ID; ) 06/ Nty. 489346490 Replies: Ea
Be November 2013
Nextgen con soles are being released in North Ameica
line up outside game stores and electronic stores across the co onto;
largest collection of buyers in US history
Dozens of records in electronic marketing are being broken
so tilt ratio of being bought over Ibo hes
usando of drooling over their hardware
an FAM ous, and toluene is on everybody' s lips
playing Into the night, the some being a laughing stock
darkness
so playstation shutdown onto ta piously
peg nation wide
FA red light shines on the power who n.. accompanied by a strange whirring noise
very PSA bought Within the United States detonates
of thou sands denim
suffer
can be seen from outer spar: e, illuminating the continent like a chn samas tree.
in To no Japan
no CEO Wazoo Hoar looks over the Tokyo hanson from his office atop Sony Doom trier Entertainment headquarters
detonator button flat against his thumb
issues closed. a faint expression of satisfaction etc had in his countenance
a breath so suttle, and a whisper so salbert, he utters one word
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Submitted: 12/21/2015
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User avatar #2 - europe (12/21/2015) [-]
What about Nagasaki tho, doesn't that city matter?
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#36 to #2 - ahweno (12/22/2015) [-]
Did you read the title?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - europe (12/22/2015) [-]
I did now that I got a trillion notifications due to replies
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#38 to #37 - ahweno (12/22/2015) [-]
hue
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User avatar #32 to #2 - emptysuperman ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
It does. That was part 1 of his attack.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
No, it was founded by filthy Gaijins!
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User avatar #5 to #3 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
I... what? Are you more versed in history than I am?

... Hit me with some knowledge.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
What you mean? You didn't know Nagasaki was founded by a bunch of Geese?

Almost like you're not a weeb.
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#7 to #6 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
Now you're just ******* with me....
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#9 to #7 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Nagasaki was initially founded by the Portuguese back in the 1560's or somewhere around there. I think it was originally a fishing village or some **** but the Portuguese said "Nah ***** we need to trade." and thus Nagasaki city was founded, Japan's oldest Christian church (not sure if it's actually a cathedral) can be found here as well. (it might not be the oldest but hey I'm close, I think)

After the Tokugawa shogunate instated the Isolationist policy the Portuguese and all other foreigne traders (but it was mostly just the Geese) were restricted to trade in Nagasaki only.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
'Geese' though? I don't understand what country is referred to by that...

The rest of it, I'll believe at face value. Why ******* not? Portuguese. Sure. That's interesting.
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User avatar #25 to #10 - crutos ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
portoguese
sounds like portogeese
geese

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User avatar #28 to #25 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh. Huh. Thanks.
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User avatar #12 to #10 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Well that's just me because Portuguese is just too much of a ******* hassle to say.

Well it's what I know of the story.

"I have a.... above average knowledge of... a few things."
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User avatar #13 to #12 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that quote is from either, but it's probably because I'm drunk.

Stop blowing my mind so freakin' hard, man; I'm gonna stop being funcational pretty soon if you keep it up. D:
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User avatar #14 to #13 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Me neither but it's from somewhere... or close to something I heard once.

Whatcha wanna know lil ***** ?
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#21 to #14 - ledneustadt (12/22/2015) [-]
Adventure Time! - Season 1 - Episode 18 - "Dungeon"
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User avatar #22 to #21 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Thanks bruv.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
Dammit... yeah, boss, hit me. :[ Wassat **** from, brah.
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User avatar #17 to #15 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Well **** , how am I ******* supposed to go from here?

People used swords because they were sharp?
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User avatar #47 to #17 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh. **** . Sorry, I was drunk. I still am, but I meant for my reply to be at least more sensible back then than it is now. Which it isn't. So I'm apologizing.

... The moral is, this is what my life is. ... And swords are pretty ok. I like Sword-chucks, myself.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
Lol no problems.

Swerds.
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User avatar #39 to #12 - shyyguy (12/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you should have... portu-guessed.
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User avatar #33 to #9 - elcreepo ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
You have reached the scholar's level of weeb.
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User avatar #46 to #33 - satrenkotheone (12/22/2015) [-]
I know and I love it.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - mentlgen ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
The city got nuked by the US in one of two nuclear detonations on Japan.
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User avatar #11 to #8 - lathyrusvii (12/22/2015) [-]
NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
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User avatar #30 to #2 - makomirocket (12/22/2015) [-]
That's Nintendo's job
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#16 - sonofawitch (12/22/2015) [-]
And then at japan headquarters, kojima slowly clean his glasses as he say

"it is time to deal the final blow, activate the metal gear"
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User avatar #26 to #16 - fuzzyballs (12/22/2015) [-]
I mean
the US would just send a badass bearded spec ops guy who will end up with an eyepatch to stop it
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User avatar #31 to #26 - sonofawitch (12/22/2015) [-]
well that's the trick, every metal gear has been a simulator for japan not to make a mistake

Japan knows every possible way to destroy the metal gear and dissarm the nukes, and they are prepared against it
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#43 to #31 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Then we shall contruct this, a weapon to surpass metal gear!
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User avatar #1 - praemium (12/21/2015) [-]
Your title slightly gave it away
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#27 - chokebee ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
>"and Nagasaki, sir"
>says his subordinate
>"I know it's a bother to remember, but they bombed both cities"
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User avatar #4 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, because the last time they landed a sneak attack on the U.S., they fared so well. I'd let that one go, Mr. Hirai.
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#24 - sebring (12/22/2015) [-]
Um if this happened to Sasuke-sama he would actually just use the Izanagi so he would survive so this post is irrelevant
Um if this happened to Sasuke-sama he would actually just use
the Izanagi so he would survive so this post is irrelevant
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#34 to #24 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
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User avatar #29 - derpoman ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
Weak console buying bloodlines die out.
PC master race lives on unencumbered by a market targeted towards dumb buyers, the west flourishes, japan is too busy with mobile gaming, they are left behind in the inferno to engulf the earth when we set sail for new planets.

Unfortunately the PC master race are all hopeless neets and die out in space as none of them know how to procreate.
But at least they've got more VRAM.... they'll always have more VRAM.
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#40 to #29 - lolollo (12/22/2015) [-]
You're acting like there wasn't a second city for Japan to need to get revenge on.
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#42 - biggbosss (12/22/2015) [-]
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Well we only signed an armistice or some **** like that with japen. So technically we still are at war with them. Trump fw
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#35 - alpako (12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** they stepped up on the x box. they only had red circles of doom
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#19 - MrMeatStick (12/22/2015) [-]
GIF
im not a gamer of any kind so i shall sustain life
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User avatar #41 - kaiserdjg (12/22/2015) [-]
would literally enjoy that.

sorry i know its bad but currently america is a cesspool of wasteful idiots.... im not gonna cry over it

p.s no one gives a **** about thumbs
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#44 - graysnn (12/22/2015) [-]
MFW there's a PS4 right in front of me
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User avatar #18 - jimmyers (12/22/2015) [-]
Hail Shuhei full of grace. Kaz Hirai is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst gamers and blessed is the fruit of thy Sony Worldwide Studios. Holy Kutaragi, father of Playstation, pray for our trophies- now, and at the hour of the next PSN outage. Amen.
 
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