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El Anonymous 09/ " ) 03: tti
New thread?
Nope thread-
N start.
Amnesia. aam
Heed use bathroom
Abouse game remade headphones
Eileen deer. pitch black
iwalk toward bathroom. dead quiet
noise. look to the right
of light and motion at far end of living room
A-" talk faster something falls the ground in the dark
FAE leg
sten' t need to use bathroom
Cl Linnan ' :
bump
we around 18 years old
sweet drinking with a bunch of friends
t-‘ wander past neighborhood ‘haunted muss’
steels like it takes an beer just climb the hill the house sits on
enter
ffirst thing we hear is a loud CRASH sound like a breaking miner er window
rrandom neices almost sound like litchi: uys
swam towards a bedroom deer
Lessee it and look inside
tthere is a ******* big ass shadow figure just sitting beside the bed face dawn
as item to we and yell to friends to we i trip en what felt like a pipe
Island on smashed class
askin was showing
chot night
swim was blowing
s shadow figure asks
In 'where you think users geing. baby?
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#5 - cdm (09/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
User avatar #14 - thatnerdyguy (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did he get the shadow figure's number?
#26 - manirock ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but Imma need some money
tree fiddy maybe?
#75 - tommycallahan (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
NOPE
NOPE
#74 - tommycallahan (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#73 - tommycallahan (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #1 - fouringer (09/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i want more! how does the story end?
User avatar #2 to #1 - fluffylittlebunny (09/19/2012) [-]
The butler did it.
#4 - thelastgemini (09/20/2012) [-]
Actually caught me off guard with that one...
Actually caught me off guard with that one...
#27 - vladhellsing (09/20/2012) [+] (17 replies)
First story reminded me of this.
First story reminded me of this.
#35 - Holyshizznips (09/20/2012) [-]
Lmfao...10/10
Lmfao...10/10
User avatar #78 - misfitsftw (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
hey i'm a shadow
and this is crayzee
should i rape you?
yes,no,maybe?
#24 - brothergrimm (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Okay serious story. pretty sure we were being 						******					 with this night.   
   
me and friends being creepy teenagers in a graveyard in coastal Mississippi. me, my two bros, and there girls for the night decide to check out the abandoned caretakers house. i sparta kick the door in seeing as how one bro is a scrawny emo kid and the other is a fat lazy moron and i always wear steel toed work boots. i keep a flashlight on my keys, among other things, for just such occasions so i start looking around with everyone so far up my ass i could feel them literally breathing on me. suddenly we all hear a bunch of shuffling and thumping up stairs like someone is scrambling to get out. i draw my Winchester knife from it's sheath in the back of my pants and sprint up the steps like an idiot.... there are only 2 doors at the top so i wait and listen for movement. I almost literally pissed myself when someone (i am assuming) rammed into the door on my right so hard that the whole house shook. after i found my balls trying to escape back down the steps i flung the door open. big empty 						*******					 room...... everyone else is waiting on the stairs like scared bunny rabbits. we hear a noise from the downstairs kitchen area like someone was trying to play Beethoven's symphony 7 with pots and pans. this time we ALL rush down the stairs to the room the noise came from......... there was one pot in the middle of the floor that wasn't there before. one.... i told everyone to form a line with a man at either end and gtfo immediately. i stayed to poke around for a few minutes. the moment i heard them exit the house i also heard the door upstairs open...... i dove out the 						*******					 window like i robbed the joint and haven't been near the place since.   
   
tl;dr? stay away from 200 year old graveyard houses in Mississippi......   
   
mfw
Okay serious story. pretty sure we were being ****** with this night.

me and friends being creepy teenagers in a graveyard in coastal Mississippi. me, my two bros, and there girls for the night decide to check out the abandoned caretakers house. i sparta kick the door in seeing as how one bro is a scrawny emo kid and the other is a fat lazy moron and i always wear steel toed work boots. i keep a flashlight on my keys, among other things, for just such occasions so i start looking around with everyone so far up my ass i could feel them literally breathing on me. suddenly we all hear a bunch of shuffling and thumping up stairs like someone is scrambling to get out. i draw my Winchester knife from it's sheath in the back of my pants and sprint up the steps like an idiot.... there are only 2 doors at the top so i wait and listen for movement. I almost literally pissed myself when someone (i am assuming) rammed into the door on my right so hard that the whole house shook. after i found my balls trying to escape back down the steps i flung the door open. big empty ******* room...... everyone else is waiting on the stairs like scared bunny rabbits. we hear a noise from the downstairs kitchen area like someone was trying to play Beethoven's symphony 7 with pots and pans. this time we ALL rush down the stairs to the room the noise came from......... there was one pot in the middle of the floor that wasn't there before. one.... i told everyone to form a line with a man at either end and gtfo immediately. i stayed to poke around for a few minutes. the moment i heard them exit the house i also heard the door upstairs open...... i dove out the ******* window like i robbed the joint and haven't been near the place since.

tl;dr? stay away from 200 year old graveyard houses in Mississippi......

mfw
#16 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
>Look outside   
>Completely dark out   
>Check the clock   
>Its 2:37 PM   
>The 						*******					 got my home address   
>Prepare for war with a football helmet, an apron, and a 16 inch dildo   
>Charge outside   
>No 						*******					   
>Remember its winter in Alaska   
>Try to go back inside   
>Door's locked itself   
>Mask still frozen to face.
>Look outside
>Completely dark out
>Check the clock
>Its 2:37 PM
>The ******* got my home address
>Prepare for war with a football helmet, an apron, and a 16 inch dildo
>Charge outside
>No *******
>Remember its winter in Alaska
>Try to go back inside
>Door's locked itself
>Mask still frozen to face.
#60 - shiftyscent (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Did they get out okay?
Did they get out okay?
#68 to #60 - KingMcSanders (09/20/2012) [-]
No he died and then went on his computer to write it
#9 - sketchysketchist (09/20/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Hulk ** And this is crazy.
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Hulk ** And this is crazy.
#43 - beefking (09/20/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #646 at Japanese prank ** gangnam style ROR!
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #646 at Japanese prank ** gangnam style ROR!
User avatar #81 - xUnholy TITANx (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh dear Lord I was not expecting that, I laughed so incredibly hard
User avatar #18 - deatl (09/20/2012) [-]
I did not expect that.
#63 - kingobscene (09/20/2012) [-]
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