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Murica

we me
adverage "merican, , 5' 11"
weed to do Christmas Shopping to put Christ back in Christmas
met inte mobility scepter
derive down ramp in frend of house
derive up ramped pick: -
derive / i! miles to the mall
spell inte handicap spot, right in frend effete court
xblood sugar low hem journey
met : 1 double quarter cheese, Elbe- fries. : Coke
Hip , because it' s important to peer peer
mobility scepter through mall
arun ever special needs child that broke away hem handler as it headed toward toy store
everyone claps
Hip handler
whiggers cemo out of Hot Topic, empty clip inte them, fearing I could be robbed at any moment
email cep claps, gives me Burger King gilt certificate fer heroism
maid eagles loose in mall pick corpses clean
mmake it to Sears
Gooing out of business
bbuy entire store en credit
slaves instantly unemployed
aother customers clap
Cinnabon
Cinnabons, 2 gal. Chill
Hip
Minish them off en mute to Penny en other side of mall
bbuy size 32 pants
Hip
mman with turban walks by
spin him to fragrance counterpick mobility scepter
mail ceps
chrash through building in police car
terrerist
en scene to ensure
everyone claps
Hip ceps
breburn to feed court
met KFC with large mashed side, egal pail of gravy fer drink
How was thurday, lib}?
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Submitted: 12/18/2013
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User avatar #2 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (12/19/2013) [-]
Keep crying, Europoors.
User avatar #3 - paradoxrocks (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know You don't tip in Australia because waiters are paid well, but is it really weird that we tips like movers and wait staff and the like? I never get that part of Murica jokes
#1 - skullball ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
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#5 - asugar (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't get the clapping thing at all. I wish american stereotypes made sense.
User avatar #4 - damping (12/19/2013) [-]
Servers in Europe are awful. They have no incentive to be nice or fast without tips. How on Earth are tips a bad thing?
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