Mosquito on dick. source: mutt ijust went fer a piss and a mosquito landed an my dick iwas about to swat it away but i knew hem experience tha Mosquito on dick source: fb me/126zi8l mutt ijust went fer a piss and mosquito landed an my iwas about to swat it away but i knew hem experience tha
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Mosquito on dick

ijust went fer a piss and a mosquito landed an my dick
iwas about to swat it away but i knew hem experience that flicking offa mosquito before its done its business breaks the stinger effin your skin casuing infection and a horrible rash
and the last thing i wanted was a hot itchy rash an my dick
SC) i steed there watching my dick get sucked by a mosquito fer about 10 seconds before it fhew away
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#5 - nicopwnz
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User avatar #8 - futurella
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Here's what I would do:
>see mosquito on my dick sucking blood
>think about tittays
>get boner
>due to increased blood pressure mosquito can't take its stinger off my junk
>also, poor insect gets filled with much more blood than it can handle
>eventually, the mosquito explodes

Yep, I'd assasinate the bastard using only the power of my penis.

User avatar #28 to #8 - bulbakip
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(05/06/2013) [-]
This is also applicable to all parts of your body. just flex the muscle where the mosquito where it lands... i've ebeen told they get so fat they can't fly.
#33 to #8 - margrave
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(05/06/2013) [-]
mfw tittays
mfw tittays
#3 - radiohazard
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(05/05/2013) [-]
did you just lose your virginity to a mosquito?
User avatar #27 to #3 - rhiaanor
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(05/06/2013) [-]
On a scale of one to ten how 8 years old are you?
User avatar #14 to #3 - TarnRazor
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Is losing your virginity just 3rd base now?
#19 to #3 - Digitalphear
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No, he didn't but I can tell you still have yours.
#2 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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User avatar #12 - ctenop
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Only females suck blood so..........this counts as a female sucking your dick?
#10 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/05/2013) [-]
If he would've squeezed his dick, the blood would've rushed into the mosquito, causing it to reach maximum capacity and pop.
User avatar #31 to #10 - cazabrow
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I remember that post were everyone in the comments was saying "so your dick will explode?"
#6 - sidathon
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User avatar #20 - ampharosrules
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Could you imagine getting a boner in that situation?
The mosquito would get the meal of its life.
Then promptly explode.
User avatar #15 - scorpidea
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(05/06/2013) [-]
There's a skeeter on mah peter... whack it off,
there's another on mah brother... whack it off,
there's a dozen on mah cousin, you can surely hear them buzzin',
there's a skeeter on mah peter... WHACK IT OFF!
User avatar #18 to #15 - johnylingo
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i thought the line was flick it off...

but then again that was the version i heard when i was a wee lad so it might have been censored
User avatar #26 to #15 - gallifreyan
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I sang that while laughing hysterically.
User avatar #1 - ktbmnf
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(05/05/2013) [-]
at least he got sucked.