Moose Greentext. OC as always. A friend of mine actually did this.. I Anomymous (ID: see ) ' ( Wed) No. 481 assess a regular Beta. in ocmputer class. Suecide tr
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Moose Greentext

OC as always. A friend of mine actually did this.

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I Anomymous (ID: see ) ' ( Wed) No. 481 assess
a regular Beta.
in ocmputer class.
Suecide try to crash school server.
pen we rd.
Marice for mad hacking skills.
Hype moose.
it again.
Shrank up the tent size
Hype a whole line of moose.
Suecide speed up my "Moose per Minute"
and paste the line.
and paste both.
Chinse and repeating
is now over 9, 000
minutes left before hell.
fingers are new rapier than dick when parents meats the premises.
Imoose everywhere
document, send to every ether computer.
system shutdown.
yea h.
Fjorever as the day moose crashed the wheel' s computer system.
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Submitted: 05/22/2013
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#2 - walkerjam (05/22/2013) [+] (24 replies)
>be in last year of elementary school
>studying at a large "chain" of schools with over 20 elementary schools
>almost everything needed to study is on a shared portal online
>computers are vital for studies
>computers are plentyful in the school building
>each student has their own school e-mail account
>e-mail system is microsoft outlook
>microsoft outlook has an "Auto Reply" function
>my friend has 4 auto replies on me
>I have 3 auto replies on him
>I send my friend one email
>I get 4 back
>he gets 12 back
>boythisescalatedquickly.jpg
>online portal crashes a few minutes later
>no one can log on or do anything
>the schools computer wizard gets a call that no computer on all 20+ elementary schols can be used
>doesn't work until next day
>my friend and I have both over 20 000 unread e-mails from eachother
>mfw
#7 - djequalizee (05/23/2013) [-]
>Me and my friend Andy are in school
>Tech ed. 7th grade
>Naming folders
>We notice that whoever has the name with the letters in alphabetical order is always first
>Kid named cole starts naming himself aaacole
>Andy isn't taking any of that ****
>aaaaaaandy
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaacole
>Andy figures out 0's are above a's
>0andy
>000cole
>Andy gets sick of this ****
>Copy and pastes 0s
>Holds it for 10 minutes
> ***** goin down now
>End of class
>Clicks off, saves the name
>Our internet server flips the **** out
>Down for 3 days
#11 - shallneverrepost (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be at School (aged about 15).
>School have blocked just about all game sites and every website that could be seen as remotely dirty
>When you try to access a blocked site an image of a padlock appears on screen with a message saying "this site is blocked by XXXXXXXX School"
>Fast forward about a month
>Teacher leaves laptop unattended and logged in over lunch break
> Two my mates discover all teachers have permission to edit files on the server but not to block and unblock sites
> They discover jpeg image of padlock that's used for the block along with the text file
> Replace image of padlock with image of headteachers face photo-shopped onto Hitler

MFW it takes the school three months to notice and by that point all backup tapes and modification records have been overwriten
#14 - iliekbats (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"who did this?!"

"Anonymoose"
#42 - sgc (05/23/2013) [-]
-8th grader me
-we all make usernames and passwords for our school accounts
-i get into trouble around the same time for homework or something
-stuck in detention with computer savy teacher
-he takes me to the computer room so he can delete last year's grads accounts
-he gets a phone call
-omg im having A BABY!
-leaves, forgetting about me,
-all alone, notice he left his computer open
-get name and password for each person in my class
-change all backgrounds to this (see image, took forever to find again) for everyone in my class
-graduating this week and still no one knows why or how everyone got richerd simmoned


User avatar #38 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be like 12
>discover internet pornz
>don't have internet at home
>decide to show some of the kids in class internet pornz on the school computer
>school computer has ********* anti-virus in history
>school computer gets infected with something nasty
>2 days later the school's entire computer network is in tatters
>no one ever finds out it was me that did it
>pedo-teacher has to fix all the computers
>He's visibly frustrated
>do it all again next week just **** **** him over because everyone hated him
#40 - gersonalvat (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Be 12
>At Highschool
>I always bring my USB with n64 emulator and Mario Kart and Smash Bros
>Classmates notice
>They ask me for my USB
>Tell them I'll upload it to the school servers (we had a share folder)
>I thought I had to upload the Emulator+Roms per each classmate
>Upload about 40 emulators+80 Roms to the ****** servers
> **** goes down
>Everyone thinks I uploaded a Virus
>They tell the teacher I uploaded a virus to their computers
>Get suspended for a week

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#3 - suiker has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#8 to #3 - anonymous (05/23/2013) [-]
I think you meant to say *Goddammit MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE
#58 - Hightower (05/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Windows file system limits the size of a single file txt, or doc file to 4 GB. In order for a textfile to reach that size, OP would have had to type 2.71 million pages of text in less than an hour, or more than 45,000 pages per minute, or 750+ pages per second.  Even if he managed this, the file would not have saved if it was over the limit, and no network setup would allow a single file of that size to be distributed over a private network.
Windows file system limits the size of a single file txt, or doc file to 4 GB. In order for a textfile to reach that size, OP would have had to type 2.71 million pages of text in less than an hour, or more than 45,000 pages per minute, or 750+ pages per second. Even if he managed this, the file would not have saved if it was over the limit, and no network setup would allow a single file of that size to be distributed over a private network.
User avatar #61 - ghettograndpa (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sheit, anonymoose
User avatar #66 to #61 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I didn't do it.
#72 - heroiczebra (05/23/2013) [-]
Why isn't my school this interesting?
Why isn't my school this interesting?
#57 - Pootering (05/23/2013) [-]
What did you say your MPM was?
#86 - tenmillionbears (05/23/2013) [-]
"MPM"
Moose per minute
#76 - kito (05/23/2013) [-]
>8th grade
>Friend got a nasty virus on his email
>Shuts down and wipes your computer after sending it to more contacts
>Sent to all his contacts
>Not to me, just some other guys I knew
> ******** gets it on his email
>Opens it on school computers
>All computers on the network get it
>I called it the Phantom Virus
User avatar #29 - tiddycats ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
My school used to have an extremely easy way to shut down any computers on their network remotely from any other computer that was said network, you could also send messages that would pop up on the affected computers immediately before the shutdown.
In this one CAD class this girl drew a detailed penis on her computer, and sent it to every computer on the school's network and made them all shutdown.
#102 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
I just made a program similar - Instead of typing moose a bunch, I typed pen15 in binary in a .txt document until having it opened sucks 1GB of memory to run it. Then, I made an executable file which opens 10 copies of it - I'm putting it in the school system now XD

live well fellow FJers!
#46 - zenok (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
'Send' to every other computer? You sure?
User avatar #48 to #46 - AlanbalMIT (05/23/2013) [-]
if they where on network link it's possible ._.
User avatar #28 - xapplemanx (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
whats moose?
User avatar #33 to #31 - honeybiscuit (05/23/2013) [-]
Because of the file size. The font is huge, and he just copy pasted it so it grows exponentially in size. When the the file was sufficiently huge. He sent it out to every computer on the network I presume. When it tried to send that much **** , it just crashed, or probably lagged so hard it needed to be restarted, because legitimate traffic couldn't get through.
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