Mom wants to play. . Hate 1 we 19 emem 35 and hot sshe came to my mem in the night. with a baby doll sen. we dad is sleeping. he dent wanna play with me and ber
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Mom wants to play

Hate 1
we 19
emem 35 and hot
sshe came to my mem in the night. with a baby doll
sen. we dad is sleeping. he dent wanna play with me and beret."
what?"
i wanna play with Wu. stay hercule look fer something. be prepared"
cornfused as ****
Making my clothes off and sit in the bed
sshe came again with a MC) NC) POLY
aha sees me, i see her
uncomfortable minute in silence
sshe went off of my mem
reefers she close the door.. i hear her laugh..
enext morning.. in the breakfast my dad says
you tried to **** yew mother?"
we and my mem laugh
s i say nothing and leave the mem.
You done ****** up.
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***** do u sun lift?
MPA
God you are a huge mt op.
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Submitted: 04/04/2013
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User avatar #227 - holywarstpd (04/13/2013) [-]
/b/ is NOT the place to go for emotional support.
User avatar #213 - faithrider (04/05/2013) [-]
why is he in the wrong, bitch came into his room while he was trying to get ready for bed
User avatar #215 to #213 - lolfire (04/05/2013) [-]
It's. His. Own. Mother.
User avatar #208 - CRosBY (04/05/2013) [-]
What?
#207 - TheUsername (04/05/2013) [-]
judging by the dialogue, the mother must be black.
<son's face be like
User avatar #204 - kaycie (04/05/2013) [-]
I always hope these stories are real
-1
#198 - goldhiddan has deleted their comment [-]
#195 - superluigiman (04/05/2013) [-]
Everyones talking as if the guys a freak, but what sort of parent plays monopoly with their son in a babydoll?
#192 - thatsimple (04/05/2013) [-]
His parents just sat there and laughed? What kind of ****** up family is this
#190 - akish (04/05/2013) [-]
Damnit OP, don't you know how this stuff works? If she wants the D, she'll just crawl into bed with you while you're asleep and start rubbing your cock. Or she'll bring your sister in to show her how to give a proper bj.

#203 to #190 - yentabear (04/05/2013) [-]
Somebody watches a lot of incest.
#189 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
what was he thinking
#188 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 32** Dubs and he ****** his mother anyway
#197 to #188 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 509** Let me fix that for you : TRIPS and he ****** his mother anyway
User avatar #183 - algonquin (04/05/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, more incest than game of thrones
#182 - MrAwesomeGuy (04/05/2013) [-]
So someone makes an "Epic thread" thread on 4chan and now funnyjunk is full of the contents of that thread? Why not just go to the source.
User avatar #184 to #182 - friendlyanonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
"10/5/12"
This has been reposted so much since then, just about everywhere.
#187 to #184 - MrAwesomeGuy (04/05/2013) [-]
I know, but i remember reading all the 4chan content on the front page in a thread like two nights ago.
#181 - jtblip (04/05/2013) [-]
I want to see how hot his Mom is...
#179 - angelaamputate (04/05/2013) [-]
I had to read it twice to make sure i read it right
#178 - stratosrider (04/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #177 - Dap (04/05/2013) [-]
The only person stupider than OP is his mom, who had a baby at 16.
#212 to #194 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
I smell an accident
#202 to #194 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
Then your mom's a whore.
#205 to #202 - enigmaster (04/05/2013) [-]
and your mom should have swallowed
#206 to #205 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
Implying I am blowjob baby?

I do believe you need to study how babies are made good sir.

The more operative insult there would have been I should have been aborted, just in case you were wondering...
#217 to #206 - enigmaster (04/05/2013) [-]
i mean while your dad was ******* your mom, he should have pulled out, put it in her mouth, blow his load, and then you would have been swallowed, you little ****
#218 to #217 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/05/2013) [-]
Well damn, you gotta be more elegant than that. You can't just go around saying things that imply that I'm a blowjob baby when you're trying to say something else entirely.   
   
But then again, that's just the level of intelligence one would expect from someone whose mother gave birth at 16.   
   
pic related, it's what your mom was doing at age 12. Take notes, this here is how you imply things of a sexual nature...
Well damn, you gotta be more elegant than that. You can't just go around saying things that imply that I'm a blowjob baby when you're trying to say something else entirely.

But then again, that's just the level of intelligence one would expect from someone whose mother gave birth at 16.

pic related, it's what your mom was doing at age 12. Take notes, this here is how you imply things of a sexual nature...
#223 to #218 - enigmaster (04/06/2013) [-]
you don't know me. i am very smart. i could explain to you things that you would never comprehend, or understand. so im done talking to a bunch of idiots.
#224 to #223 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/06/2013) [-]
I can tell. Your genius use of grammar, capitalization, and using the word "bunch" to refer to just me baffles my inadequate mind.
#225 to #224 - enigmaster (04/07/2013) [-]
multiple people cussed me out... and your right. I'l shut up.
#175 - hellsjester ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
are you from Georgia in the deep woods or something......
#174 - drdiddly (04/05/2013) [-]
35 - 19 = 16
So Mom had baby at 16 years old.
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