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If you start a keyboard smashing contest in the comments, I will delete them. Enjoy the bantz and don't write paragraphs of butthurt nonsense, no one gives a fuck.

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User avatar #2 - majormayor (03/29/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Someone wandered off of Tumblr into the wrong neighborhood.
User avatar #23 - theguywhoaskswhy (03/30/2014) [+] (16 replies)
People I've raped = 0
Genocides I've committed = 0
Slaves I have owned = 2 (both willing and submissive, though niether would make me a fucking sandwich)
Times used the word "Nigger" = approx 40 (only started not to give a fuck recently)
Nuclear bombs I've dropped = 0
Jews I've executed = 0
#45 - haeckal (03/30/2014) [+] (43 replies)
A very short rebuttal for every white person out there:

1. The vast majority of American Indians died of disease that was unknowingly brought over from Europe (we gave them smallpox, and got syphilis in exchange). Indians were the first to resort to violence (at least in North America at Jamestown) and massacred whites whenever they had a chance - we just happened to win through numbers and better technology, not greater ruthlessness.

2. All African slaves were enslaved by other Africans and sold by Africans to Europeans and Arabs. White people were the first to abolish slavery, first in their countries, then around the world.

3. The Japanese were waging total war in Asia and the Pacific and had already killed millions of (mostly Asian) civilians, and the leadership of Japan was prepared to have the entire country commit collective suicide rather than surrender. The shock of the atomic bombings ended the war and probably saved the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans and Japanese.

4. 80-90% of the people who died in WWII were not Jewish - they were European Christians or Asian Buddhists. Millions of white people died fighting Hitler. Just as there were murderous Nazis in this period, there were also murderous Communists who killed millions of European Christians - and at least of few of these, such as Lazar Kaganovich, Genrikh Yagoda, Matvei Berman and Naftaly Frenkel - were Jewish.

White people invented formal logic, polyphonic music, linear perspective in the visual arts, the scientific method, and both classical and liberal democracy. We invented trains, cars, planes, rocket ships, lightbulbs, computers, and internet, and modern medicine. I'd say on the whole we come out looking good.
User avatar #3 - cyberconnor (03/29/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Don't hate me but I think that the Japanese are at least partly responsible for the Nukes
#91 - derangedberger (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not saying anyone should be happy about the nukes being dropped, but it was really the best America could have done. If the minland of Japan was invaded there would have been countless more deaths on both sides. Keep in mind the mentality of the Japanese at the time. Soldiers killed themselves after defeat on many islands. The results of an invasion of Japan would have gone very badly for it's population, military or not, considering the USA and allies had an inevitable victory there.

Plus, the Japanese completely refused to surrender. The USA warned them that if they didn't they would resort to their new weapons of mass destruction. Hell, after the first bomb was dropped they still refused, so another was used.

And I hate to pull the "look what they did that was so bad" card, but it's true. The Japanese were total monsters. Most infamous is the Rape of Nanking, but there were far more atrocities than that.

Now, I'm not saying the nukes were a good thing. Of course not. Any and all war or killing is a travesty. But nuking them was the best course of action to stop the Japanese. Negotiating was no use. A full scale invasion would have been worse for both parties. And yes, the fact that it killed civilians is terrible, but keep in mind that Hiroshima was an industrial center and the target that was meant to have been in the place of Nagasaki was one of the largest munition plants in Japan. It's not like the Americans aimed for pointless destruction.

And anyone who says the USA are monsters for doing this is a complete and utter fool. Would it be better if it never happened? Yes. Could it have been avoided for a better solution? No.
#84 - HellsSponge ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
During World War 2, the Japanese:   
   
Killed 3600 soldiers in Pearl Harbor in an unprovoked attack (the US wasn't involved in WW2 at the time).   
Killed/Raped 300,000 Chinese, many of them civilians and children during the rape of Nanking.   
Conducted horrific genetic experiments on par with the those done in German concentration camps in unit 731.   
   
>MFW they complain about the atomic bombs like we're the assholes.
During World War 2, the Japanese:

Killed 3600 soldiers in Pearl Harbor in an unprovoked attack (the US wasn't involved in WW2 at the time).
Killed/Raped 300,000 Chinese, many of them civilians and children during the rape of Nanking.
Conducted horrific genetic experiments on par with the those done in German concentration camps in unit 731.

>MFW they complain about the atomic bombs like we're the assholes.
#199 - buriedstpatrick (03/30/2014) [-]
We did our fair share of rape and genocide of the white, colour has nothing to do with where the rape train goes.
#177 - arialynx (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>implying an entire race is responsible for something people in the past did
#116 - cthumoo (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#69 - helenwheels (03/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Because white people where the only ones who ever fought a war over land. And the native american's never fought over land themselves.   
   
No other race ever owned slaves,   
   
Because the Japanese didn't have countless torture camps and that wasn't the only way to end a bloody war. Yes, it was horrible, but keep in mind that Japan didn't want to surrender even after the first one    
   
And it wasn't white people that helpd free the Jews as well.   
   
After growing up with a mother who guilted me consistently for being white and sent me to inner city schools where history class was nothing but white guilt coupled with the sweetesy idea that we are all the same , growing up with the consistent pit in my stomach that there was something wrong with me by nature, correcting myself, I was dumber than minority's, minority's where prettyer, correcting myself to avoid being the horrible racist I just naturally was I have a low tolerance for this shit.    
   
I never hurt a single human being.   
I never hate anyone for there race.   
I am exactly the way I am supposed to be, that doesn't make me better or worse than anyone else. But No one told me that.
Because white people where the only ones who ever fought a war over land. And the native american's never fought over land themselves.

No other race ever owned slaves,

Because the Japanese didn't have countless torture camps and that wasn't the only way to end a bloody war. Yes, it was horrible, but keep in mind that Japan didn't want to surrender even after the first one

And it wasn't white people that helpd free the Jews as well.

After growing up with a mother who guilted me consistently for being white and sent me to inner city schools where history class was nothing but white guilt coupled with the sweetesy idea that we are all the same , growing up with the consistent pit in my stomach that there was something wrong with me by nature, correcting myself, I was dumber than minority's, minority's where prettyer, correcting myself to avoid being the horrible racist I just naturally was I have a low tolerance for this shit.

I never hurt a single human being.
I never hate anyone for there race.
I am exactly the way I am supposed to be, that doesn't make me better or worse than anyone else. But No one told me that.
#239 - brisineo (03/30/2014) [-]
Casualties as a result of Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings: ~150,000 - 250,000

Estimated casualties of Operation Downfall, the US' alternate plan to invade Japan: 1.5 - 4 million Allied casualties, and most, if not all of Japan's population

Note, this was even after the Tokyo fire bombings, which was the deadliest air raid in history, (and dwarf the death tolls of the nukes in comparison) and the Japanese were still so unwilling to surrender, they were teaching their children to become suicide bombers so they could take us out with them. The nukes basically told them we had the capability to turn them to ashes without them being able to do anything about it, and that finally gave them the hint.
User avatar #173 - willindor (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Do white people have the highest KDR in recorded history?
#12 - lolqueen (03/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
nigga you got this off of 4chan 4 hours ago i know this because i was lurking ans saw this thread 4 hours ago
User avatar #28 - reginleif (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't have a dislike for White people, I don't hate them for violence (humans as a species are violent), and the native genocide while terrible was (mostly) due to unintentional spreading of disease. (mostly).

But feminism happened on your watch white people, ya'll gotta own up to the shit and pay reparations to the rest of us who are now Sandwich deprived through no fault of our own.

inb4 bootyhurt from white guys and feminists.
User avatar #291 - kjftiger (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The slaves sold to America were sold by African...they sold their own people. people get pissy when I tell them that
User avatar #54 - toadkillerdog (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
growing up with just a feminist mom and sister and going to a school that was almost entirely asian, I thought I was gonna get to be fucking darth hitler or some shit when I was older. All that murdering and oppressing sounded so goddamn awesome.....I'm really disappointed we aren't more evil..... Can't I just get a little raping in?!
User avatar #244 - alekksandar (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>White people
>proceeds to describe stupid americans
>implying only americans are white
User avatar #245 to #244 - vetis (03/30/2014) [-]
Pretty sure the Americans weren't the only slavers, and we didn't kill the Jews.
User avatar #27 - infinitereaper (03/30/2014) [+] (8 replies)
As I recall original slaves from Africa were sold by black Africans
User avatar #198 - thebritishguy (03/30/2014) [-]
It's annoying when people just ignore the good stuff and say the bad things to make something sound bad, it's like
"To test the vaccine for small pox they had to give a kid cowpox"
yeah but they cured the kid and saved millions of lives, if you highlight just the one bad side it sounds bad but in reality it was one of the greatest discoveries of all time.
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