Micheal Meyers. I thought it was funny.. In my preteen years I would sneak out late at night and wander around, acting as ninja as possible, and even break into Micheal Meyers I thought it was funny In my preteen years would sneak out late at night and wander around acting as ninja possible even break into
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Micheal Meyers. I thought it was funny.. In my preteen years I would sneak out late at night and wander around, acting as ninja as possible, and even break into

I thought it was funny.

In my preteen years I would sneak out late at night and wander around, acting as ninja as possible, and even break into peoples' while they slept. I lived in a small town with a pop of about 1500, with
the town itself only about 1. 5 miles wide, so there was usually only one or two cups on patrol.
Iwould just creep, trying to be like Michael Meyers, but less ridged. Once, I was outside this lady' s room and I faded real loud. She laughed in her sleep and then started snoring.
I never stole anything besides snacks and stupid shit, fucking loved jacking Iil debbies. It was all about being unseen in these peoples' lives. I stopped when I moved to a big city, and hit puberty.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - shallowandpedantic
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(08/09/2014) [-]
"Oh here comes that autistic kid again that thinks he is a ninja. Pretend you can't see him. He will take some snacks and leave."
User avatar #5 - AndromedaBlade
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(08/09/2014) [-]
"breaking into peoples'"
User avatar #20 to #5 - ZenMacros
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He accidentally a word.
User avatar #1 - yorker
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one time i farted in my mouth and got pink eye and started giggling
User avatar #7 to #1 - unfairlybanned
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How?
#9 to #1 - anon id: e2145ec5
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how to fart in your own mouth?
#21 to #1 - WitchKingTroll
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#17 to #1 - songemot
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#13 to #1 - webeballin
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yfw
yfw
User avatar #2 to #1 - DurkMyDurka [OP]
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(08/09/2014) [-]
That happens to me all the time.
User avatar #3 to #2 - yorker
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me too
#8 to #3 - micekill
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how do you fart in your mouth?
User avatar #11 to #8 - redrangerpower
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Let out a decent sized fart, big enough to chuckle at yourself and your accomplishment.

Accidentally allow yourself to yawn.

Hate life for the next five minutes.
#16 to #2 - dogziller
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(08/10/2014) [-]
here, take this.
here, take this.
#12 - rambomanthree
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(08/10/2014) [-]
sounds exactly like my town

i did **** like that too
cept i would just walk around at night

last night i stole a bunch of teddy bears from a booth at the carnival
User avatar #22 to #12 - phunkyzilla
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god I wish my town had fairs all I do is swim in the creek here at night
User avatar #24 to #12 - demandsgayversion
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If you're going to steal teddy bears, steal all the teddy bears. ******* casual.
#6 - usarmyexplain
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User avatar #23 to #6 - rdnyan
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You must have had a boring life in your pre-teen years.
User avatar #25 - chickenbones
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I do this still. I'm 24. I stopped breaking into occupied houses when I got arrested at 14. The guy living there was a crack head and never pressed charges, but still scared the ever living **** out of me. Now its just abandoned places, or buildings under construction, or even finished with noone living there yet. I tried my hand at arson a few times, only ever actualy burnt down one abandoned old building. Still fun though.
User avatar #27 to #25 - capslockrage
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You sound like a huge faggot.

I hope you break into my house at night so I can shoot you
User avatar #28 to #27 - chickenbones
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I dont break into occupied houses, or did you miss that part?
User avatar #31 to #28 - capslockrage
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But you did.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chickenbones
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This is very obvs a downhill struggle. Buuut I can't shut up. It's a problem of mine. Il break into your house and steal your selfie cat. I'm very sorry I keep commenting on this. So many red thumbs. Soooooo many.
User avatar #19 - kouzan
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(08/10/2014) [-]
Well at least he has a goal in his life.
User avatar #33 - ganjalf
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(08/11/2014) [-]
Someone on 4 chan actually grew out of their autism?
#30 - vicecomx
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#29 - walcorn
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I used to break into storage facilities and chill in there, occationally while it was still open, and manouver my way through the maze of cardboard boxes in there, trying to remain unseen by the people there.    
I once triggered the alarm in there, that was kinda funny and I ran like hell.   
   
I also used to find ways to get on top of rooftops of buildings such as industries, schools, and the local community center.   
**** was great, too bad I'd be arrested if I kept doing it at this age.
I used to break into storage facilities and chill in there, occationally while it was still open, and manouver my way through the maze of cardboard boxes in there, trying to remain unseen by the people there.
I once triggered the alarm in there, that was kinda funny and I ran like hell.

I also used to find ways to get on top of rooftops of buildings such as industries, schools, and the local community center.
**** was great, too bad I'd be arrested if I kept doing it at this age.
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