Meth True Story. Meth. Not even once.. File: 13310_ -( 13 KB, 304x304, true_ ) Cl Anonysaurus( lld: ) ( Tue) One day years ago I was getting high on meth and fe
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Meth True Story

Meth. Not even once.

File: 13310_ -( 13 KB, 304x304, true_ )
Cl Anonysaurus( lld: ) ( Tue)
One day years ago I was getting high on meth and feeling especially frisky. Without a woman in site or any good
sex toys I decided it would be agood idea to put the metal end ofa martini shaker (the part that comes off) up my
ass. It felt great at first, but then it got stuck and wouldn' t come out. I worked on my asshole fer two days trying to
remove it but it would not budge. I tried lubricants (that makes it worse) and vaseline. Nothing was working and the
skin was beginning to form around the metal like my body was starting to adapt to this foreign object. So finally my
worry became more than my embarrassment and went to the hospital. They initially tried removing it from my ass
and were unsuccessful. So they had to put me under and remove it through my stomach. I missed work for a week
and a half. It was on my companies insurance also. I told my work and my I had to have my appendix
removed. To this day no one ever found out what really happened except the nurses and doctors at the hospital.
This would be a good campaign ad I think.
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Submitted: 03/06/2012
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