Meanwhile, in Britain. I 'ad a giggle.. we an Vacation in twain wee same friendly chase; and say hi conform them that they are not wearing the mandatory Hillis
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Meanwhile, in Britain

I 'ad a giggle.

we an Vacation in twain
wee same friendly chase; and say hi
conform them that they are not wearing the mandatory Hillis vest required forthis time suday
sail ofa sudden they pull sesons
Hun away as fast as i can, as these were very dangerous
we sure to run not to fast as to maid a fine fer hazardous movement
ichise; become assimilated into the muslim nieghborhood and lose track of me
Mcnally get to police station to request help
tthey check all my papers and licenses
met kicked out because Ids not have a TV license, and the station had a TV en
wide in Ecuadorean embassy untill I can properly watch the tele
Such is We in Britain.
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#17 - cleavage (12/09/2012) [+] (36 replies)
i live in cornwall and what is this "muslim neighborhood" one speaks of...
#41 - responsibletim (12/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#42 - hargleblarg (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not too far from the truth really. However because I hardly ever go outside and when I do I'm in a wheelchair, everybody that sees me must bow down and do ******* backflips for me because if you don't then you're discrminating against the disabled.
#57 - computor (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is my favourite one.
#116 - schmitty ONLINE (12/09/2012) [+] (11 replies)
#2 - Tuzo (12/09/2012) [-]
Quite the scare you had there old bean.
User avatar #31 - forgottenmyshorts (12/09/2012) [-]
Luton, putting the halal in halalitosis
#114 - dirtylittlescumbag (12/09/2012) [-]
RULE BRITANNIA
RULE BRITANNIA
#59 - bravehunter (12/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
MFW i live in West London, but all my friends say i talk *posh* 						*******					 CHAVS
MFW i live in West London, but all my friends say i talk *posh* ******* CHAVS
#67 to #59 - ilikeafros (12/09/2012) [-]
i live in West London too...
i live in West London too...
#53 - drewsky (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My first thought.
#7 - lobocop (12/09/2012) [-]
i have no idea what i just read
User avatar #85 - alurastar (12/09/2012) [+] (10 replies)
dang it, I didnt understand any of that.
#36 - defeats (12/09/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Such is life in the UK, if someone assaults you, hurts you, and you hurt them back, you will be charged too and could face prison time.   
If you are running through the street and accidentally knock someone down, you could be charged. (because of all of that happy slapping bother)   
mfw the story in this content is only slightly overplayed.
Such is life in the UK, if someone assaults you, hurts you, and you hurt them back, you will be charged too and could face prison time.
If you are running through the street and accidentally knock someone down, you could be charged. (because of all of that happy slapping bother)
mfw the story in this content is only slightly overplayed.
User avatar #68 to #65 - defeats (12/09/2012) [-]
You just said you're studying, now you're saying you're qualified to work in a courtroom... You are the one who is full of **** .
I'm guessing you're from a small village out in the English countryside, I'm from Glasgow, move to a city mate and you'll find out that the law works a little differently.
#146 - sphinxe (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I live in Kent, where people think we're posh but there are an abundance of grim looking people.   
I used to live on the Isle of Sheppey.   
Dark times.   
   
I do love London though...
I live in Kent, where people think we're posh but there are an abundance of grim looking people.
I used to live on the Isle of Sheppey.
Dark times.

I do love London though...
#152 - mrchunkyperiod (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what's actually happening
#1 - kumiuchi (12/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
w in the f does any of this mean?
#9 to #1 - fasthink (12/09/2012) [-]
I guess it's because you can get in trouble for a lot of things in Britain that only counts as self defense in America, and since it's to an extreme sometimes (some guy was fined for defending his home from burglars), they went full out on everything else in the joke (Tv license, they had spoons as weapons, etc.). Or I could be completely wrong and not get the joke like you.
User avatar #50 - shakus (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lost it at the TV Licence. Living in Leicester atm, being white makes you an extreme minority, t'is fun.
User avatar #10 - CaptainKill (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
TV license?
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