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Masturbation fail

File: 1344060_ -( 430 KB, 420x340, yup. git']
I' ll start
waatching news;
wtwe female reporters
is hm. other is meh
met a meet
it out
tine heer if is earring
estate tapping
getting good
beets to "mew reporter
pstart parking it slew
hut girl
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about to cum
strutt; male nererter standing in front of segue green screen
hi Keep going because about to cum
timeline hot reporter blowing me
bfather walks in
3’! freak out
p man on he is "porting about a bus crash were two kids and an old man died.
e my tether cant leek me in the eyes
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Submitted: 09/17/2012
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#24 - razerdude (09/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
the father when he got in
the father when he got in
#27 - lettuz (09/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 4am
>Surfing the web
>Decide to fap
>Mom wakes up from loud fapping noises and walks into my room
> *********** .png
>Finish onto her eyes
>Temporarily blinded, I have time to escape
>Jump through window
>Fall three stories and land on my dick
>Bounce off massive cock and get launched into space
>See a nearby astronaut and wave for help
>Forgot that I'm a ****** , he can't see me in space
>My remains burst into magnificent amounts of sperm
>Sperm gathers and forms a protostar
>Star grows and creates a solar system of its own
>Humans colonize my planets
>I later erupt into a giant spermanova
>Sperm everywhere
>The universe becomes Sperm
#22 - notsixroller (09/18/2012) [-]
Get on this guys level.
#6 - yourmomiswatching (09/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>While fapping, break my frenulum
>Shock causes me to cum
>Blood and cum all over my dick
>Wash it off, but it wont stop bleeding
>Takes an hour to stop
>I have to keep a piece of toilet paper tucked under my foreskin to keep it from bleeding
>School started the next day
>Had to go to school with a broken dick because I didnt tell my parents
>I have to try to not get a boner to keep it from bleeding
>I have hot teachers
>MFW I had to wait a week in school with hot teachers before my dick healed and allowed me to have a boner without causing mass-bleeding
>My dick still hurts.
#42 - anunamoose (09/18/2012) [+] (79 replies)
**anunamoose rolled a random image posted in comment #1183214 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **

Dad's face when.
#49 to #48 - bassagent (09/18/2012) [-]
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#21 - esmebuffay (09/18/2012) [-]
Once I was masturbating and my sister hot friend walked in, then she asked me if I wanted to have sex. Have best sex ever. Wait... hold up, am I getting my life confused with porn again? Damn, this keeps happening. Last week I ordered a pizza and was confused when the delivery girl didn't try to have sex with me. I seriously need to lay off the porn...
User avatar #12 - kathuzada (09/18/2012) [-]
>1-2 weeks ago
>Bored at my mom's house
>Home alone
>Start rubbing penis on carpet
>Rug burn
>Get curious about what fapping would be like with rug burn
>After a minute it burns
>Shriek in pain
>Cry in bathroom
User avatar #3 - HarvietheDinkle (09/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Why doesn't anyone lock their door?
#10 - winniedawho (09/18/2012) [-]
">father can't look me in the eyes...

...>he's looking iat my penis"
#103 - MartinSeth (09/18/2012) [-]
His fathers reaction
His fathers reaction
#94 - MisfitsFan (09/18/2012) [-]
<His dad
<His dad
User avatar #13 - fcukyourcouch (09/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I've got a porn-watching story. This is before I started masturbating.
>Be 14, don't know what masturbating is, but I watch porn because it excites me.
>Watching RV in the living room with cousin and older brother.
>See that it's 11 o'clock and that means porn on Cinemax.
>Says I'm gonna go to bed because I'm tired.
>Goes in room, accidentally forgets to lock the door.
>Turn off light, pull up computer chair close to the tv and turn the sound all the way down
>Turns to Cinemax just as a Cop/Whore was starting to strip.
>Brother walks in. "Hey-"
>Turn around in complete shock.
>Turn to the tv and try to turn the channel but end up turning it up.
>Finally turn the tv after what seems like ************** .
>Brother walks out, laughing his ass off.
#126 - cheeseboyofdoom ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Never understood why people don't just fap when no one is around or in the bathroom. Whatever, it makes for good stories.
#63 - sandnigglets (09/18/2012) [-]
was on front page like a week ago thanks op
#127 - monkeywithafez (09/18/2012) [-]
Your dad must be Bibleman.
Your dad must be Bibleman.
#84 - MeezaRoon (09/18/2012) [-]
**MeezaRoon rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at Cheat on a girl that got one of these.. ** Look him in the eyes and finish
#120 - ooimilesoo (09/18/2012) [-]

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#5 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>In room while home alone
>Decide to masturbate because bored
>Find a nice video with some gorgeous lesbians
>Getting real into the video
>Hear noises, family is home now
>Try to finish as fast as possible
>Hear someone walking towards my room
>Already at point of no return
>Cum so hard some lands on laptop screen
>Someone is opening door
>Quickly close out porn
>Forget about penis hanging out of pants
>Mom walks in, "Hey, Anon we got you some piz-"
>Me standing there with my still semi-hard dick hanging out of my pants and cum on my laptop screen
>Mom just slowly walks away
>I look at the screen and see an image of my shirtless younger brother at the beach with the family dog
>Both of them are covered in my cum
>Mom thinks I was masturbating to my little brother and a dog
>Forced to go to counseling and put on meds

And this is why I'm not the favorite anymore.
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