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Submitted: 08/13/2014
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#1 - slias (08/13/2014) [-]
Should've waved.
#2 - willindor ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
#3 - teranin ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
You did it wrong, you need to own that behavior.  If you act humiliated, people can humiliate you with it.
You did it wrong, you need to own that behavior. If you act humiliated, people can humiliate you with it.
User avatar #16 - megusters ONLINE (08/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>wake up next to girlfriend at 3 am
>she's moaning my name in her sleep
> *************** .gif
>smiling and moaning gets more intense
>she's obviously, I'm turned on
>I feel her pussy over her panties, it's ******* viagra falls down there. Pop massive hard on
>engage handy for my girl
>she's starting to wake up
>sees me in the dark, smiles and moans
>I see she likes it so I go under and stick my fingers in
>Moaning is max
>Tells me to eat her out
>Without hesitation, I whip the blanket off and pull her panties to the side
>As soon as I rest my tongue on her leg lips, I taste something weird
>Stop immediately and ran to turn on the lights
>My hand's covered in blood
>Look up to see my girlfriend's pussy smeared in blood
>She realizes what's going on and goes to the bathroom immediately
>I go in and wash my hands
>We go back to bed after she puts a tampon in
>Wake up at 5 AM to her giving me a blowjob
>
#8 - plasticcup (08/14/2014) [+] (11 replies)
My masturbating story.
>Be me
>was watching cheech and chong.
>decide 420 blaze it
>get high as **** on heavy ****
>start thinking about sex and orgies and ****
>masturbate to interglacial orgy porn
>everything is a delay so the feelgood dick sensation last longer
>climax for hours
>still in climax
>my dick won't stop ejaculating
>i get scared
>start freaking out, my dick hard as **** wont stop spitting
>Gf comes in my room see's what is happening
>she helps me by sucking my dick
>datfeelingwhenyoualreadynutted.jpg
>still high too, so im drooling
>MFW
User avatar #9 to #8 - kwax (08/14/2014) [-]
no tho
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/14/2014) [-]
>decide to wake up early one morning so I can get one in (or off, I guess) before school
>find some good porn
>never been into any freaky ****
>few weeks ago, tried that **** where you choke yourself
>pretty damn good actually, keep going with it
>start masturbating
>father walks in on me jacking off while choking myself
>have to sit next to him as he drives me to school
#4 - bigredballr (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You can't cast a shadow if you aren't in between the wall and you room light which I'm assuming is on the ceiling... Spider fap?
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Maybe you should kill yourself like that coward robin williams
#26 - baditch ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
If it were me I would just deal with the ridicule until i could laugh it off and get a funny story out of it. It's not like masturbating is all that shameful. Be proud that the neighborhood got to see your donger.
User avatar #10 - timmity (08/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What sort of residential house can you be on the second floor? Unless it's like a victorian house or some ****
User avatar #27 to #25 - raamageddon (08/14/2014) [-]
I suppose the question is where you live. In big cities, it's hit or miss depending on the region. Ritzier or older areas are going to have more multi-floor homes (My Aunt and Uncle used to own a three-story house, but they lost it a few years ago because there wasn't a market for my Uncle's trade anymore) whereas out in the country or lower suburban areas, single-story homes and ranch-style houses will be a lot more common. Of course, a lot of farmhouses are going to be multi-story as well.

Like I said, depends on where you live.
#51 - ronjeremysweiner ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
wasnt there a reddit post like this?
User avatar #18 - yaboybtrue (08/14/2014) [-]
My story is that I've fallen asleep masturbating for at least 6 straight days
User avatar #22 - goreglash (08/14/2014) [-]
Anyone ever be having sex with gf and she has a miscarriage during and you noone notices and you keep going and realise after that your dick is covered in blood and there is just blood pretty much all over....no...just me....alrighty then.
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