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User avatar #8 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
>be 13-14
>girl I knew had her house to herself a few days during summer
>she tells me to come to her and have some fun
>we make out and touch each other and stuff but no more
>says she doesn't wanna do it without condom
>she texts me a few days later
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
>realise what I've done half a second after

To this day I have no idea what I was thinking. She did take my virginity three years later, though, simply because she thought it was hers to take and that I owed her as much. She was pretty cool.
#332 to #8 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
>4chan
>started this little arrow thing u schlong smokers are doing
>lolololol funnyjunk poormans 4chan.
User avatar #192 to #8 - cazabrow (01/16/2014) [-]
So you texted "No thankyou" and just left it at that?

Didn't text back sayin you dun goofed?
User avatar #205 to #192 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
I can't remember exactly what was said (this was almost 7 years ago) but she was pretty confused and annoyed and angry with me so there wasn't much saving it.
User avatar #161 to #8 - HardyUndertook (01/16/2014) [-]
this is my favorite story ever
User avatar #103 to #8 - schwerdaddy ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Why not say "oops sorry wrong person" once you realized what you did?
User avatar #104 to #103 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Because I was 13 years old. 13-year-olds are generally not that smart.
User avatar #77 to #8 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
She thought your virginity was hers to take?
Who the **** does she think she is?
#358 to #77 - taurusguy (01/16/2014) [-]
Someone hot enough for a horny 16 year old?
User avatar #88 to #77 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Besides, I didn't care who took my virginity and still don't, so I didn't mind.
User avatar #89 to #88 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm not saying anything bad about you, I just thought it was a cunty thing for her to say
User avatar #90 to #89 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
Hah, yeah. She was always cheeky.
User avatar #84 to #77 - hudis (01/16/2014) [-]
She wasn't entirely serious about it, and we'd been close+flirty for a long time so it was a natural thing to half-joke about.
User avatar #61 to #8 - neokun ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Atleast you were polite.
#41 to #8 - lasmamoe (01/15/2014) [-]
>"i have condoms now, parents won't be home tomorrow, come on over"
>I text back "no thank you"
User avatar #247 to #41 - twi (01/16/2014) [-]
ya i read it too
User avatar #352 to #247 - lasmamoe (01/16/2014) [-]
Are you sure
User avatar #33 to #8 - naitsabesh ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
what on earth made you think "no thank you" would be a fitting answer?
User avatar #67 to #33 - hudis (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't think I was thinking at all in that moment
User avatar #18 to #8 - Omnomnomynous ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
>owed her as much
Damn she wanted that D
User avatar #9 to #8 - hates (01/15/2014) [-]
>Come on over and have sex with me
>"no thank you"

You sir are a master at romance
#273 to #9 - theheartship (01/16/2014) [-]
He is an alpha!!!
User avatar #251 to #9 - optimussum (01/16/2014) [-]
your greentext is green
User avatar #257 to #251 - hates (01/16/2014) [-]
It's magic
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