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#11 - dublkros
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(01/15/2014) [-]
christmas, my gf finally gets up the courage to give me a blowjob (something to do with thinking she'd be bad at it) not knowing what to do with a cock, she asks me "ok, so how do you want me to do this?"
being a jerk, i say "WITH YOUR MOUTH!" and can't stop laughing for 20 minutes. didn't get any head
User avatar #94 to #11 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(01/16/2014) [-]
Totally worth it though.
#86 to #11 - bastardusnorvegi
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(01/16/2014) [-]
read it as "my grandma"