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#1 - anygoodnames (11/30/2015) [-]
That last one.
User avatar #40 to #1 - bothemastaofall (11/30/2015) [-]
This Indian reaction pic... your streets are half liquid **** whenever it begins to rain!
#44 to #40 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
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#6 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
#7 - sebring (11/30/2015) [-]
Fake
Sasuke-sama can detect fake content like this
from a konoha away
User avatar #42 to #7 - ninesundev (11/30/2015) [-]
Yeah the last two destroyed it. If he had stopped with the death note everything would've been fine.
User avatar #49 to #7 - lemanrouste (12/01/2015) [-]
I thought you died.
User avatar #56 to #7 - maffi (12/01/2015) [-]
Did you run out of narato pictures to post?
User avatar #60 to #7 - augustusxxiv (12/01/2015) [-]
We already have a guy for this kind of **** posting. Find another shtick
#5 - zoroso ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
How can a human be so gross? How?? I would never even think to be that way.
#51 to #5 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
I've seen worse.
#45 to #5 - originalsss (12/01/2015) [-]
Some people spend so much time online surrounded by whatever **** they like without society shunning them makes them think that their actions are ok.
Thus, they never really learn proper etiquette or manners or realize what is normal and what isn't. Thats why you have all these melvins walking around doing cringy **** . Tumblr is especially the case since it's just an endless stream of whatever the user likes.
User avatar #47 to #45 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
> Society doesn't shun people like Martha

> She gets detention, suspended, expelled
> Told by her teacher what is and isn't acceptable
> Gets her head bashed into a desk

I don't know what society could do more to shun her

#59 to #47 - originalsss (12/01/2015) [-]
It could be that she's so used to being online that she's convinced that her ways are an absolute right and that other people are oppressing her

Sound familiar?
#27 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
At least she doesn't post anime girls on FunnyJunk jk I love you
User avatar #33 to #27 - recoveryone (11/30/2015) [-]
Did you try to match your colored text to the color of the comment box when you cursor over it?
User avatar #35 to #33 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
t'was an accident
User avatar #39 to #35 - recoveryone (11/30/2015) [-]
I was going to say that if you did, you're off and the hex code for a cursored over comment box is #242424 But, yeah, mistakes happen. You could use the text color thing next to text size to change it back to white.
User avatar #43 to #27 - thempc (12/01/2015) [-]
i tore off my headset with the intensity of a soldier in a trench trhowing back a grenade. i was just in time
#31 to #27 - zoroso ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
Don't get me started on those degenerates

love you too
#32 to #31 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
Oh my I'm guessin' that the liquid in that cup isn't milk
#68 to #37 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
User avatar #9 to #5 - jacoban (11/30/2015) [-]
haven't seen the bunch of posts made by some neet about how ******* literal trash his home is?
User avatar #11 to #9 - houseofbrick (11/30/2015) [-]
If you have it, I'd love it if you'd share it.
#14 to #11 - combatmonkey (11/30/2015) [-]
I think he's talking about fridgebro
User avatar #15 to #14 - cheezersnacks (11/30/2015) [-]
Holy **** that was a ride to be remembered
User avatar #62 to #14 - albeit (12/01/2015) [-]
How can that ****** still be alive? He can't possibly have good enough hygiene to actually work anywhere. At least he keeps the damned dog outside
User avatar #13 to #5 - woofman (11/30/2015) [-]
autismo isn't just for us.
#19 to #13 - basaltface ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
Well our autism is in a way healthy and somewhat entertaining or atleast cringeworthy..and with that technically also entertaining for somebody else and id trade my personal, highly refined and assorted autism that i cultivated over the years and fj´s as a whole for nothing cause it gives me way too much enjoyment. That girl here.. thats just gross and sad...sadoss if you will, cant even chuckle about it.
#38 to #19 - terranrollerskates (11/30/2015) [-]
GIF
Embrace schadenfreude & everything becomes funny.

Think about it? Was she infact the fastest sperm or just the most voracious?
#52 to #38 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
Neither, actually. The sperm that fertilizes the egg is almost never the first one to reach it, but is instead the one that arrives just as all of the others before it weakened the barrier enough for it to get through. In other words, every human being that ever lived is a moocher. Yes, I'm fun at parties, especially after I've had a few drinks.
User avatar #53 to #52 - terranrollerskates (12/01/2015) [-]
Huh, I didn't know that. Well, I threw in the word voracious because I wished to express that she resembled more of a shark spawnling as she was conceived, & thus ate her competition for supremacy.
#4 - deltoraquest ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
good god I've read this 12 times and it always gets a laugh outta me. also if someone happens to have that oddly photoshopped picture of peter capaldi, that would be lovely if you posted it
#2 - sirsirsonson (11/30/2015) [-]
Sweet lord in heaven my sides
#16 - sweetellie (11/30/2015) [-]
People like this can't possibly really exist right?
I mean, please tell me it's not real
#63 to #16 - notagainpls (12/01/2015) [-]
Sadly, very real. They are mentally insane but just enough sane to be accepted into schools. They do make good comedy material, though.
#17 - jaylenthepaintstic (11/30/2015) [-]
This reassures me that no matter how bad I am, I'll always be better than her.
#3 - iexs (11/30/2015) [-]
these are great
User avatar #57 - theoneweirdguy (12/01/2015) [-]
Fun story
>When I was in Jr High
>This was in a small town called excelsior
>Small but when **** goes down, IT GOES DOWN
>One day be in class
>I had this laid back Science teacher his name was Dahm first year teaching I think
>Was pretty cool, laid back, not pushy, 10/10 teacher
>One day though, we had this down girl... she was religious as **** .
>So religous that she wont even say some of the planets names cause its against her religion Christian btw
>One day we had to do a report about the planet we chose
>I think Downy had Venus, she ******* called it the sausage planet cause the original meaning of venus was something that wasnt part of her religion.
>All of a sudden she says "speaking of which" She reaches in her bag
>Classroom suddenly smells like a ******* slaughter house.
>This bitch opened a can of expired Venus sauseges this **** must've been hiding in her house for months.
>This can smelled like a dead animal dipped in cooking grease.
>She than offered the class some of the sausages
>HELLNOINDIANMAN.gif
>Even Dahm looked at her like wtf
>She than sits it down and continues
>After she presented she sat down and began to eat that old ****
>A few minutes later she starts whining
>Oh ****
>My eyes widen, I am not ready
>She releases a whole wave of ******* vomit on the table
>She didnt even attempt to get up
>The girl infront of her got splattered by it
>The room now smells like dead animals and humanly bile
> **** ******* ranked
>Downs went to the nurses so did the other girl
>Janitor came in to clean
>We had to exit the room cause it smelt so bad
> **** was not fun
#65 to #57 - bleachtaire (12/01/2015) [-]
>wont say the name of some planets
what the ****
User avatar #48 - sweetsighlullaby ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
This girl is verbatim a girl I went to high school with. When we were in middle school we were great friends, and then the year between 8th grade and freshman year, I lost like fifteen pounds in my stomach and gained it right back in my tits. The first bra I bought was a double d. Anyhow, Courtney couldn't stand that I had, "Changed my body to let men objectify me". I had no idea what she was talking about and I didn't understand why she hated me suddenly until she started spreading rumors that I had gotten liposuction and a boob job over summer holiday. I tried so hard to be her friend, but she kept trying to steal my boyfriends by being vulgar with them or like, buying the same dress as me for every school dance we had and telling me how "fat and ugly" I looked compared to her. She told one of my teachers that I was cheating on a test because I was a "dumb bimbo slut" and I got in so much trouble... I don't understand why big girls can be so mean. I understand being self conscious, but everyone is self conscious and it should never be used as an excuse to be an ass. :/
User avatar #20 - twoeyedcyclops (11/30/2015) [-]
I got one
>be me
>27, 193 pound male
>Ex gf gets in touch with me
> ************** .jpg
>she's all like "send me a recent pic"
>dude, you look like you don't care,like you don't take care of yourself"
>....wut.jpg
>this bitch said this cause I have a beard, she's like 300+ pounds
>pic included it's her www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201835287912836&set=pb.1501773594.-2207520000.1448921970.&type=3&src=https%3A%2F% [url deleted] %2Fhphotos-xat1%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F1512837102018352879128368710117209240124311_n.jpg%3Foh%3D1622f42ffab89d8b680fc2ac795c84ee%26oe%3D56D786A6&size=439%2C584
User avatar #21 to #20 - SnacksJr ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
She is just mad cause you are still good looking with your viking beard and she let herself gooooooo.
User avatar #22 to #21 - twoeyedcyclops (11/30/2015) [-]
Let herself go to town on the all you can eat McDonald's buffet lol. But yeah she was saying how I needed to shave my beard. I laughed, shave my beard, for my ex, a madmans dream
User avatar #23 to #22 - SnacksJr ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
A madman's dream indeed! You are a true man, never compromising on your beard. Especially for a delusional ex! Girl had you all ****** up.
User avatar #24 to #23 - twoeyedcyclops (11/30/2015) [-]
Amen to that, a weaker man would cave because "free sex", but I enjoy living and don't want to be crushed or have my dick bitten off by a rabid whatchamacallit
User avatar #25 to #24 - SnacksJr ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
It would be dangerous. Her brain, deprived of oxygen from a constant stream of food being sent into her, might mistake your Mighty Manhood as a large bratwurst. That could be a devastating blow indeed.
User avatar #26 to #25 - twoeyedcyclops (11/30/2015) [-]
If I'm dying in bed, it's with two hot chicks and I'm dying of embarrassment! lol
#28 to #26 - SnacksJr ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - twoeyedcyclops (11/30/2015) [-]
thank ya kindly lol
#54 to #20 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Oh god i seen her and she looks like one of those "i'm different give me attention lol" kind of girls
User avatar #69 to #54 - twoeyedcyclops (12/01/2015) [-]
She is honestly, she walks around calling herself "Silly cupcake" and every ******* sentence has that stupid "xD" at the end.
User avatar #18 - cisdroidcommander (11/30/2015) [-]
Martha. Please, stop.
User avatar #10 - reggaemortis (11/30/2015) [-]
Don't even know what is real anymore. I mean I doubt this is but if this is actually true I wouldn't be surprised either.
#61 - augustusxxiv (12/01/2015) [-]
I laughed like a hyena to this, but damn is it pitiful. This girl is clearly mentally ill.
#72 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#73 to #72 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
**** off anon this post is long dead
User avatar #58 - derpthefifth (12/01/2015) [-]
This is the kind of person who turns me into a horrible person.
Not because i'm a dick or anything at least not at first, but i feel bad for them and think (like a ******* dumbass) that i can do something to make them stop being ****** up, and then realize after it's to late and i've begun to interact with them that they're an irredeemably ****** human being but they think we're cool and don't take hint so they keep trying to talk to/interact with me and ultimately i snap. So instead of just telling them to **** off like a normal person i tell them exactly how ****** i think they are in painful detail which ultimately leads to even the people who agree with me being like "dude... that was harsh" and that's one of the reasons nobody likes me.....
#50 - paraxo (12/01/2015) [-]
This number makes me happy, shame I have to ruin it
#46 - sirquidam (12/01/2015) [-]
I've witnessed something similar when I was in high school, but nowhere this bad.
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