Makin' My Way Downtown. In this story we follow anon on his adventures as he will soon play a joke on a woman, following her, and as soon as she speeds up, anon
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Makin' My Way Downtown

In this story we follow anon on his adventures as he will soon play a joke on a woman, following her, and as soon as she speeds up, anon does the same. The woman will eventually come to the conclusion that this man has cruel and hostile intentions, which include a dark brick basement, often referred to as a sex dungeon, where the man can dominate the tied up woman and play out his inner uncultivated lusts and wants. As the womans thoughts drift into the darkest hell that is the soul and essence of /b/, she will choose to flee from the poor, innocent anon. She discovers that she is mid-air, falling to the ground in the belief that she is doomed to spend the rest of her days choking on phallus shaped objects, although it turns out to be merely a joke played out by a nice anon who only wanted to laugh himself to sleep.

Anonymous( ll_ 11/ 18/ 12/( Sun) it
chalking heme late at night
end up walking behind this weman in high heels
4 have a naturally fast walking speed
sshe looks back
4' m not really paying attention since I' m messing with my phone
sshe speeds up
pstart to scheme
4 speed up
sshe walks faster
4 walk faster
tthis gees en fer a couple seconds
sshe starts running
4 start running
sshe' s booking it
4' m booking it
sshe trips and starts screaming
4 run past meawhile screaming
Hen into my apartment complex( like 3 doors dawn from this point)
we inside
tears
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Submitted: 01/14/2014
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#8 - vonspyder (01/15/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I did something similar except I stopped when the woman fell and had my way with her then hid the body. It was hilarious.   
   
 let the red thumbs commence IDGAF
I did something similar except I stopped when the woman fell and had my way with her then hid the body. It was hilarious.

let the red thumbs commence IDGAF
#2 - leafonthewind (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that description was beautiful
not as beautiful as this slick sonuvabitch
#40 - goodnewseveryone (01/15/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#22 - xkrystynax (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hfw spared.
#26 - dalokan (01/15/2014) [-]
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#1 - theincrediblemrk (01/14/2014) [-]
That was awesome. first real laugh today.
#18 - I Am Monkey (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like a good way to get maced...
Sounds like a good way to get maced...
#17 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
>running
>high heels
cringe
-14
#41 - alimais has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #53 to #41 - notstill (01/15/2014) [-]
Maybe so, hopefully it wasn't twos
User avatar #16 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So many newfigs
#34 to #16 - guardianatreyu (01/15/2014) [-]
3 figs doesn't seem like a lot
#193 - yuukoku (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Walking out of Target
>Some woman walking the same direction in front of me really slow
>Keeps sort of turning around at me
>Won't ******* stop
>Getting annoyed
>Finally, she turns around
>"Why are you following me!?"
>Just keep walking
>"Hey!"
>I stop
>Sullenly turn and stare her into the eyes
>She reaches for something in her pocket
>Point my keys at my car directly next to me
>*Unlock*
>She just sort of stares at my car
>Finally say something
>"I honestly don't care about you or your **** . Please leave me alone."
>Start loading my bags into the car like she isn't even there
>She just turns to her car staring at me with a face showing embarrassment and disbelief.
#71 - jihadmeathello (01/15/2014) [-]
I haven't read a real description since..... oh, it's been a long time.
#132 - capricore (01/15/2014) [-]
The story.   
Old, but gold.   
The description...   
Priceless!
The story.
Old, but gold.
The description...
Priceless!
#155 - cacachaud (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #168 to #155 - diggytits (01/15/2014) [-]
Insert howdareyoustandwherehestood.jpg
#52 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #408424 at Friendly ** the woman
#108 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/15/2014) [+] (17 replies)
this is now a Rapeman thread
#50 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (39 replies)
The stupid bitch deserves it for overreacting and being paranoid.
#63 to #50 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1717 at Fantasy Character Creator **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1717 at Fantasy Character Creator **
#60 - brockton (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**brockton rolled a random image posted in comment #7425236 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I was walking to school one day and this mentally challenged person, I'm assuming, looked behind at me and gave me a frightened look. He then began to speed up, again looking back at me in fear. Finally he sped up to a sprint and ran into the school. Mfw when I was just casually walking the whole time.
#27 - acksl (01/15/2014) [-]
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