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Macaroni incident

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El Anonymous / 11( Sat) 14:
pearents out shopping
to watch porn
rafi. mous masturbate session
hungry
as to . : edwa*:' e and make watt dinner
masturbating
ready
stature tout kiwi
Aut: lolg hat
shants burn
vbcw/ slips
hot macaroni spills ants half bone,
asscream like a little girl
release under pain
Hun to sink
Hum cm tap
shat water burns dick even mere
ta cry
outside
slump into snowbank
casts
istant up
neighbors looking at me
iay l‘ . ' inn stilt halt naked
t):' cun back inside
Hire an ****
**** head an floor
degrass em
e up
dream covered in ****
parents standing ever me
Twisters on dick
So lb}, how was your saturday?
what the **** did t just read
...
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Submitted: 02/26/2012
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#3 - superdon (02/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**superdon rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Before DNA **
#49 - debee (02/26/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>Be 16
>At a party
>I drunk and I need to go to the toilet
>I sit on the toilet and begin to poop
>Suddenly i feel the urge to puke
>I turn around and begin to puke in the toilet
>I forgot that I was pooping so I start pooping on the floor
>I turn back again to poop in the toilet but I was puking in the same time so I puke on the floor too
>I turn a third time but I slip and fall on the flood
>I bathe in puke and ****
>I begin to pass out
>I hear my friend coming
>I'm saved
>He is the Lochness monster
>He opens the door
>Get on the floor
>everybody needs about tree fiddy
#18 - MarlaSinger (02/26/2012) [-]
> 2am   
> family has finally gone to sleep   
> decide to masturbate   
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down    
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching   
> commence   
> just about to finish   
> hear footsteps outside door   
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket   
> smooth.jpg   
> door opens   
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''   
> remember im still naked from the waist down   
> ''I'll do it in a minute''   
> ''im not leaving until you do it''   
> 						****************					   
> reach under and start pulling up pants   
> she starts laughing and walk away   
> 						****
> 2am
> family has finally gone to sleep
> decide to masturbate
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching
> commence
> just about to finish
> hear footsteps outside door
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket
> smooth.jpg
> door opens
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''
> remember im still naked from the waist down
> ''I'll do it in a minute''
> ''im not leaving until you do it''
> ****************
> reach under and start pulling up pants
> she starts laughing and walk away
> ****
User avatar #39 - hydromatic (02/26/2012) [-]
You know it's bad when someone on /b/ says "what the **** did i just read"
#31 - windson (02/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Honey, I'm ho-
Honey, I'm ho-
#46 - doctornick (02/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#233 - youcame (02/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#259 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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#1 - anonymous (02/26/2012) [-]
WAT
#263 - shugudugs (02/27/2012) [-]
>mfw i contributed to that thread
#243 - yellowsoda (02/27/2012) [-]
>wake up in the morning
>eat breakfast
>finish day
>go to bed
>nothing weird happened
>wat
#19 - Jameshaich (02/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Be chilling   
> Friend says "Eat this ghost chilli"   
> How hot can it be   
> Eat it   
> Cry for a while   
> All better   
> Go to poop about an hour later   
> Anus burns like 						****					   
> "Ring of fire" my friend screams, as he stands outside the bathroom   
> He and a few other friends break into bathroom   
> I'm sitting in the sink filled with cold, poo stained water as I'm attempting to cool down my asshole.   
> They take pictures   
tfw
> Be chilling
> Friend says "Eat this ghost chilli"
> How hot can it be
> Eat it
> Cry for a while
> All better
> Go to poop about an hour later
> Anus burns like ****
> "Ring of fire" my friend screams, as he stands outside the bathroom
> He and a few other friends break into bathroom
> I'm sitting in the sink filled with cold, poo stained water as I'm attempting to cool down my asshole.
> They take pictures
tfw
#148 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/27/2012) [-]
OP's neighborhood
OP's neighborhood
#41 - anonymous (02/26/2012) [-]
Oh my god lol
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