MRE Lovleyness. Does anyone know a decent app to download free music on an android phone?. I Anonymous /' repurt) 22: viii Ne. Replies: 2: - File: 13901 WMM KB,
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MRE Lovleyness

Does anyone know a decent app to download free music on an android phone?

I Anonymous /' repurt) 22: viii Ne. Replies: 2: -
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Immy elder bre came heme thorn Army fer few months
airings back a ******* cf (over 200)
pstart college that year, bring all the with me
lazy tee ceck. tee cheap to buy meal card fer schewl cafeteria
pstart eating
****** s tasty!
and one teld me these things constipate the **** out cf mu
seat for days... every day
I: -haven' t **** fer 5 days
may ti starts, can' t sit dawn in class, stomach cramps. constant urge to ****
net even listening m lectures at this paint, just holding my stomach
is growling loudly, peeple are looking at me
age to public bathrom
was sitting en the terlet for hrs
hrs, net an eunce cf **** has cents taut
worried like crazy at this paint that I' m sweating and I' m red in face from all the pushing
hrs in, nothing
humanle are coming and going frem the bathrom and it' s all a blur at this point
sain an act of desperation, I try pushing my finger into my ass trying to dislodge the turd
felt, it was hard as a reek
wriggle my finger fer few decends, still nothing
we new I have **** all ever my finger and under my fingernail and no **** in the bowl
gget off the twat. wash my hands and proceed to the campus pharmacy (which was like a block away)
m sweating at this point, feel nauseous and like I' m gonna faint
sstill sweating like a ************ . .. we' re talking September and it' s not hot outside and yet I' m severed in sweat
ppeople at pharmacy are looking at me as I' m running around and Iceking for enema bag
Mind the enema bag, give the girl at the reenter and just run em without collecting the change
age back to the same bathroom, fill the bag with water and get on terlet
after the squeezes m that bag, I pull the hose em and the **** just starts flowing
bl left the terlet full trf **** and **** was so hard that I couldn' t even flush it down
Bran taut with the biggest smile on my face since the day I lest virginity
never ate anither MRE in my life
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Submitted: 01/23/2014
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#3 - kambin (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dare I ask? What is an MRE?
User avatar #4 to #3 - acar (01/23/2014) [-]
an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) is a packaged meal for military use in the field. They are usually just add water stuff, powdered stuff, or stuff you don't need to cook. A lot of them have constipating stuff such as powdered cheese and low fiber items because they don't want the soldiers eating them have the need to **** while in combat.
User avatar #5 - hirollin (01/23/2014) [-]
Milk of Magnesia might have done the trick.
Except instead of ******** a boulder you would be ******** a river.
#2 - Lookinatstuff (01/23/2014) [-]
Water. That is all.
User avatar #1 - arnolddusk (01/23/2014) [-]
One time, I couldn't **** because I was so constipated. I literally sat on the toilet crying for about thirty minutes.
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