Low on shekels. . l Storytime: we today we to Burgerking to eat lam: law an Shekels with my friend gspot 2 female landwhales sitting atthe table in tram at us g landwhale
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Low on shekels

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l Storytime:
we today
we to Burgerking to eat lam: law an Shekels
with my friend
gspot 2 female landwhales sitting atthe table in tram at us gagging an
tthey have literally a ******* mountain afford
sane aims landwhales hand the other ans a bag at clothes
shear her complaining about how m shops sell clothes far normal people. only anorexic mes
sshe then says it' s impossible to find clothes her size
rrandom guy eating a whopper passes by and casually says "its because _"
even blink remake eyecontact, just walks away
blob starts shouting same sad at ancient language while fat paws out at her eyes
guy
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Submitted: 05/25/2014
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#8 - ainsley (05/26/2014) [+] (26 replies)
> Be me, at school about a year ago
> Chubby, about 25% body fat
> Bump into landwhale in hallway at school
> She's at the size where you'd probably be afraid if you saw her walking towards your elevator
> She gets all pissy
> Landwhale: "Watch where the **** you're going fat ass"
> Me: "Look who's talking Jabba"
> LW: "Oh cunt don't sugarcoat it, your lard ass hit me on purpose"
> Me: "If I had sugarcoated it you would've eaten it already"
> She gets super ******* pissed, accepts defeat, she's getting red
> Walk away as she stands there fuming, looking like an angry gelatinous cherry
#11 - bapsmcgee (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - gabemczombie (05/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
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#33 - envinite (05/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Holy 						****					, eating at Burger King is considered cheap?   
   
Goddamn I'm so 						*******					 poor
Holy **** , eating at Burger King is considered cheap?

Goddamn I'm so ******* poor
#5 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
"literally"
Even 4chan does it.
I can't even
#7 to #5 - aleksandurr ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Holy **** , people who complain about this are retarded.

Its called being over-dramatic, almost everyone does it, get over it. Languages change over the years, and getting your panties in a knot over it will only bother you.
#39 - cookiecoketwo ONLINE (05/26/2014) [+] (29 replies)
Im a big guy, tall and fat, and I can still easily find clothes that are big for me.   
   
How 						*******					 FAT are they?!
Im a big guy, tall and fat, and I can still easily find clothes that are big for me.

How ******* FAT are they?!
#123 - Byte ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
#15 - endospore ONLINE (05/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I read that as 'shpekels' before i remembered shekels were a real thing.
#128 - FatherPedobear (05/26/2014) [-]
"While fat pours out of her eyes"
"While fat pours out of her eyes"
User avatar #106 - kanatana ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolls 791** Their combined weight in pounds.
#70 - kristovsky (05/26/2014) [-]
>MFW I have to but fat people clothes because I ******* lift
#99 - thearcher (05/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I'm a little over 6"4, the best part of 180lb and I can easily fit into Medium clothes - I even could when I was a bit over 200lb last September

How fat could she be?...
#32 - evilruck (05/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That´s something Dooley would definitely do
User avatar #155 - timmity (05/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I giggled and thumbed, but would have preferred a non-greentext format
#165 to #155 - zerocousland (05/28/2014) [-]
>On 4 chan section
>Doesn't want greentext
you wut m8?
User avatar #54 - askafj (05/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
What does "low on shekels" mean?
Low on cash? In that case, I would like to point out that going to burgerking to eat is a lot more expensive than buying your own food.
User avatar #78 - sociocat (05/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
OMG SHE LITERALLY HAD A MOUNTAIN OF FOOD???
WOW SHE MUST LITERALLY BE A MOUNTAIN
User avatar #107 to #78 - fishinyourface (05/26/2014) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #18 - bighairyfart (05/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me
>16
>Working at McDonald's for about a month or so
>Actually not a bad gig so far; Live in small town so not a lot of bitches/landwhales, mostly old people and their grandkids
>Lady comes to front counter, orders basic meal, nothing special
>Wants tea to drink with it
>Ring her up normally, proceed with job
>Couple minutes later she asks for me to fill her cup up with tea, as the lobby dispenser is out
>Politely say yes, grab cup
>Not thinking, grab the cup by the rim so that one finger is inside the cup
>Bitchmodeactivated.vbs
>"GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS OUT OF MY CUP!"
>"Get me a clean glass, NOW!"
>Hadn't been yelled at yet, get scared a bit
>Nervously mumble, "Sorry about that ma'am..."
>Get new cup, fill it with tea
>After she leaves, I process what just happened
>Me and the rest of the crew laugh our asses off for the rest of the night after they leave.
#83 to #18 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/26/2014) [-]
I don't get why you were thumbed down. You were 16 and stupid. I hope you learned your lesson though: think before you act. That was common sense bruh
#1 - bigjinfinity (05/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
you're*
User avatar #4 to #1 - myfourthaccount ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
but what if OP meant it as in it is because of YOUR fat and forgot to add the of?
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