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Lost virginity

File: ' ) KB, 9. 701511 I evens mum rip slimy)
We 16
wet tent from current girlfriend (solid 8/ 10) am horny
sstill virgin sis think lets fucking do this
we is her place (parents are out)
sshe starts mowing me
breburn the fairer
Mcnally go in when there is a sham from down stairs
banana gt you old
aha replies yes mam
gist jeans anguish asfuck
shear alas coming up stairs
fucking shit
we spans her bedroom deer while we are hath still half naked
mess me and rages
andrews ms nut
wines every where
cripped. wans
sat-: in was showing
shat night
rewind was blowin
wwhere do you youre gain baby?
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#15 - pinkiepieisacock (09/23/2012) [+] (21 replies)
"She gives me a blowjob"
"Return the favor"
#40 - iamphoenix (09/23/2012) [+] (13 replies)
>returns the favor

Hey now.
#29 - macjigiddy (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>where do you you're goin baby?<

I laughed. Then i wtf'd.
User avatar #1 - hellmodd (09/22/2012) [+] (16 replies)
">When do you you're goin baby?"
what.
#22 - bossben (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
goddammit /b/, just one time Id like a completed story
User avatar #19 - haveagoodone (09/23/2012) [-]
there is a nun on a surf board, are we just going to ignore that?
#110 - mirkee (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"Where do you you're goin baby?" wtf grammar ?

">She starts blowing me"
">Return the favor"

You gave her blowjob, because she is shemale. Problem solved
#86 - bahh (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>where do you you're goin baby?


Do you even grammar?
User avatar #67 - uiopuiopfive (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What do you mean, "Returned the favor"........ slightly suspicious.
#85 to #67 - rtchris (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Blowing a chick..

Got me thinking, has anyone ever tried literally blowing in there? What happens?
#61 - tallperson (09/23/2012) [-]
They're getting more and more clever with these.
User avatar #123 - pheanixx (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Does no one realize the wrong grammar is a reference to this "call me maybe" song? Google the lyrics and compare the text.
#124 to #123 - lcarnage (09/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for the help!
#95 - nizarut (09/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Waaiittt... "return the favor"....???
#107 to #99 - jossyboy (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #62 - FailureToComply (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The fact that he blew his girlfriend is all well and good, but how the fuck is a surfboarding nun at all relevant?
#37 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
HEY I JUST MET YOU!!!! :D
#46 to #37 - bezasaursrex (09/23/2012) [-]
No!
User avatar #139 - Omegashenron (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
...wheres the punchline?
User avatar #140 to #139 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
Please tell me you're joking.
#84 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>me and my friend Brock have to go to the doctor
>her names Nurse Joy
>she's smoking hot
>"let me know if there's anything I can do for you"
> Brock replys by saying "lets see you're ass
>we fap furiously to her buttox
>i hear music in the background
The fuck wrong with you Brock
Can you read the eyechart?
When Nurse Joy spread her butt
She might fart!
Spray fart kid
All in your face kid!
ā€œIā€™m sorry did I ruin it?ā€
Yeah you did..NO

#87 to #84 - kaepora (09/23/2012) [-]
...What did I just read?
#23 - jeromeertomee (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I dont get it ...
User avatar #27 to #23 - AeroChic (09/23/2012) [-]
The end is the lyrics to Call Me Maybe. Except the last line is missing a word.
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