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Lost virginity

File: ' ) KB, 9. 701511 I evens mum rip slimy)
We 16
wet tent from current girlfriend (solid 8/ 10) am horny
sstill virgin sis think lets ******* do this
we is her place (parents are out)
sshe starts mowing me
breburn the fairer
Mcnally go in when there is a sham from down stairs
banana gt you old
aha replies yes mam
gist jeans anguish ******
shear alas coming up stairs
******* ****
we spans her bedroom deer while we are hath still half naked
mess me and rages
andrews ms nut
wines every where
cripped. wans
sat-: in was showing
shat night
rewind was blowin
wwhere do you youre gain baby?
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#15 - pinkiepieisacock (09/23/2012) [+] (21 replies)
"She gives me a blowjob"
"Return the favor"
#29 - macjigiddy (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>where do you you're goin baby?<

I laughed. Then i wtf'd.
User avatar #1 - hellmodd (09/22/2012) [+] (16 replies)
">When do you you're goin baby?"
what.
#22 - bossben (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
goddammit /b/, just one time Id like a completed story
#40 - iamphoenix (09/23/2012) [+] (13 replies)
>returns the favor

Hey now.
#43 to #40 - poniesfuckedmeover (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm glad i'm not the only person who noticed that!
User avatar #19 - haveagoodone (09/23/2012) [-]
there is a nun on a surf board, are we just going to ignore that?
#110 - mirkee (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"Where do you you're goin baby?" wtf grammar ?

">She starts blowing me"
">Return the favor"

You gave her blowjob, because she is shemale. Problem solved
#86 - bahh (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>where do you you're goin baby?


Do you even grammar?
User avatar #67 - uiopuiopfive (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What do you mean, "Returned the favor"........ slightly suspicious.
#85 to #67 - rtchris (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Blowing a chick..

Got me thinking, has anyone ever tried literally blowing in there? What happens?
#61 - tallperson (09/23/2012) [-]
They're getting more and more clever with these.
User avatar #123 - pheanixx (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Does no one realize the wrong grammar is a reference to this "call me maybe" song? Google the lyrics and compare the text.
#124 to #123 - lcarnage (09/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for the help!
#95 - nizarut (09/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Waaiittt... "return the favor"....???
#107 to #99 - jossyboy (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #62 - FailureToComply (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The fact that he blew his girlfriend is all well and good, but how the **** is a surfboarding nun at all relevant?
#37 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
HEY I JUST MET YOU!!!! :D
#46 to #37 - bezasaursrex (09/23/2012) [-]
No!
User avatar #139 - Omegashenron (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
...wheres the punchline?
User avatar #140 to #139 - thatstraightop **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
Please tell me you're joking.
#84 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>me and my friend Brock have to go to the doctor
>her names Nurse Joy
>she's smoking hot
>"let me know if there's anything I can do for you"
> Brock replys by saying "lets see you're ass
>we fap furiously to her buttox
>i hear music in the background
The **** wrong with you Brock
Can you read the eyechart?
When Nurse Joy spread her butt
She might fart!
Spray fart kid
All in your face kid!
ā€œIā€™m sorry did I ruin it?ā€
Yeah you did..NO

#87 to #84 - kaepora (09/23/2012) [-]
...What did I just read?
#23 - jeromeertomee (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I dont get it ...
User avatar #27 to #23 - AeroChic (09/23/2012) [-]
The end is the lyrics to Call Me Maybe. Except the last line is missing a word.
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